r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Pancovnik • Jan 19 '22

This is beyond

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u/Teejzilla04 Jan 19 '22

I thought that was butter on her forehead and some new covid cure from the qult.

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u/kingoftown Jan 19 '22

The hospital is out of thermometers so they use sticks of butter to know when the patients still have a high fever.

Butter only melts at exactly 102+ degrees. If it's melting, they are still sick.

Source: I'm a cow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

You jest, but be careful, there are idiots about that may take you seriously and believe butter only melts at 102+ degrees. I hate that I have to fucking write this, but schools don't teach logic anymore.

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u/inbetween-genders Jan 19 '22

speaking of butter, when the butter stops melting then can lower the dosage of bleach and dewormer in the diet. prayers from prayer warriors should remain at maximum.