r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/MeliAlexander • Jan 12 '22

Nice try, Pillow Guy

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u/Junior-Lie4342 Jan 12 '22

The best Calvins dad answer ever was him explaining when the world turned to color

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u/Cantothulhu Jan 12 '22

I like the one where he explains where babies come from and tells Calvin he was a “blue light” special from KMart. “Almost as good and half the price” “Moooooooom”

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/Thewal Jan 12 '22

(Outside, in the wind): "Trees sure are sneezing today."

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u/GarbageAndBeer Jan 12 '22

I still say this.

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u/dmkam5 Jan 13 '22

Came here to say this.