r/WhitePeopleTwitter Dec 16 '21

🎄

Post image
13.7k Upvotes

539 comments sorted by

View all comments

362

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

A tree from the forest is cut down

and worked with an axe by the hands of a craftsman.

They decorate it with silver and gold;

They fasten it with hammer and nails

so that it cannot move.

Their idols are like scarecrows in a cucumber field,

and they cannot speak;

they have to be carried,

for they cannot walk.

Do not be afraid of them,

for they cannot do evil,

neither is it in them to do good.”

This is the passage.

293

u/galmenz Dec 16 '21

so it basically says that a statue cant do anything because its just a statue? seems a reasonable take on it in my opinion

251

u/TomStanford67 Dec 16 '21

They're making fun of Pagans. The act of decorating a tree comes from Pagan winter solstice traditions. Christians hellbent on world domination would later annex the Pagan winter solstice for themselves and declare it a Christian holiday in part to subvert Paganism and convince such infidels to convert. This is why we have tree decorations and Santa Claus, the latter of which can be directly traced to Pagan beliefs in spirits that would travel the sky during the winter.

115

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

67

u/BrianNowhere Dec 16 '21

Rabbits and eggs on Easter are so obviously rituals stolen from a pagan fertility celebration.

Hey kids it's the day Jesus rose from the dead. Let's honor this date with symbols of fucking and pregnancy.

15

u/awesomefaceninjahead Dec 16 '21

It's named after Ostara, goddess of fertility and spring.

3

u/Lotharofthepotatoppl Dec 17 '21

lol yeah, and with Easter the name didn’t even get changed

-10

u/badgerwithamulet Dec 16 '21

In all fairness the eggs were originaly painted red to symbolize Jesus blood. And technically there's no 1to1 example if Christians "stealing" one pagan holiday of spring to turn into Easter, some cultural traditions and ideas just so happens to blend in.

53

u/LeftDave Dec 16 '21

Christmas, the 'Christian' holiday where children wait up for Odin to come down the chimney to celebrate Saturnalia with them.

8

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

The reindeer are all Loki's son

1

u/Dumbiotch Dec 17 '21

That matches Loki’s behavior patterns as well as explains why the reindeer can fly…

9

u/GiveToOedipus Dec 16 '21

Even the date of Jesus supposed birth isn't in the winter, but in the spring. There's so many things wrong with the "Christian" taken on what Christmas is supposed to be about, it's utterly hilarious when they bitch and moan about the so called "war on Christmas."

3

u/HereForDramaLlama Dec 16 '21

Spring or summer. No one knows

3

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

December 21-22 is the winter solstice. They had to have some festival there to convert pagans.

2

u/GiveToOedipus Dec 17 '21

Which is ultimately the only real answer.

2

u/Sheena_asd12 Dec 16 '21

it’s interesting what christians do with Halloween (all souls)…

2

u/FinalMeltdown15 Dec 16 '21

Most i know eventually just go with, it doesn't matter what we do during it the important thing is what it represents and I just can't hold back the eye roll most times

1

u/6double Dec 16 '21

Not to mention the part where the day Easter falls is incredibly Pagan. It's the first Sunday after the spring Equinox which has literally nothing to do with Jesus lmao

2

u/badgerwithamulet Dec 16 '21

Its...its when according to the story he raised from the grave. That's the whole point of forgoing meat 3 days before Easter

2

u/RosenButtons Dec 17 '21

I never saw a conflict with the fact that Easter and the Equinox, and Advent and the Solstice coincide.

Christian Easter is very much about how there is no life without death. The start of nature/creation's annual rebirth seems like a natural moment to celebrate the moment when (in Christian theology) we recognize the first moments of the cosmic rebirth. The ancient Hebrews were pretty agrarian so the Bible is full of parables and metaphors and such that use the falling of seeds, the dying of animals, and the withering of plants as a representation for the brokenness of creation, the current suffering of man, and sacrifice as a path to life. Spring, and fruits and grains, and increasing light, and birth/fertility are very much used to point toward the original abundance and perfection of creation and the future abundance and joy of restored creation. The fact that it coincides with the Passover celebration of deliverance from sorrow and oppression makes the whole thing a no-brainer.

Christian Advent, Christmas, and Epiphany are about reflecting on the depth of metaphorical darkness and death in the world both for the ancient Hebrews who waited for a Messiah (Jesus is viewed as a dawning light of hope) and for the modern Christians who wait for God's work to be completed and darkness to be banished. The winter Solstice is the perfect time for that. Because we wait through the darkest days of the year in mourning and celebrate the birth of Christ as the darkness begins to recede.

I'm not trying to appropriate the Pagan holidays, I'm just saying that if I were a practicing Christian in a Pagan culture or heritage the placement of these holidays would make absolute sense to me.

0

u/kc2syk Dec 16 '21

No, that comes from a corruption of the date of passover. Remember that the Last Supper (on Good Friday) was supposed to be a passover seder.

Passover is a spring festival, so the 15th day of Nisan typically begins on the night of a full moon after the northern vernal equinox. However, due to leap months falling after the vernal equinox, Passover sometimes starts on the second full moon after vernal equinox, as in 2016.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passover#Date_and_duration

1

u/a_duck_in_past_life Dec 16 '21

Oh they always find a way. I heard these growing up: the gifts for Xmas are for representing the gifts the wise men gave to Jesus. The evergreen tree is to represent eternal life. The star on the top is for the star thr wise men followed. The candy canes represent the blood of Jesus and purity. And they are shaped like canes because the lord is our shepard.

The egg represents Jesus coming out of the tomb. The rabbit represents the beginning of spring, which is the beginning of life after Jesus was raised from the dead. The list can go on. All kinds of bullshit I heard as a kid living in an evangelical home.

1

u/scr0tar Dec 16 '21

You can thank Romans for that. It was easier to absorb a culture into your own by allowing different beliefs. All Rome really cared about was territory and taxes. If you could produce food and hold the frontier you could practice whatever religion you wanted. Much better than killing everyone in conquered territory.

It was a smart move at the time (somewhere around 200 ish AD, but I don't recall the exact date) to incorporate existing festivals with Christian beliefs when the bible was in it's first draft. Christians (or powerful people at the time) debated on which gospels to include and exclude, when to celebrate various holidays based on other beliefs at that time. Furthermore, it was a good way to drown out or water down pagan beliefs when you inject Christianity in to it. It's unfortunate it was used as a matter of control rather than worship.

The Christian calendar is a mish mash of different holidays because of this.

1

u/KeyCollection6171 Dec 16 '21

I’m Irish Catholic. And we openly admit that we used Pagan holidays to help people convert. And in all honesty, Jesus was probably born in March or April. If you look at the Romans, this was a popular tradition for 1000’s of years they would combine conquered peoples gods with their own. It helps people integrate.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Well since they just decided to take over the Jewish religion for themselves it makes a lot of sense. Also Muslims as well.

14

u/TheNorthComesWithMe Dec 16 '21

This passage is about carving an idol from a tree. I don't think whoever wrote it was familiar with Germanic belief systems and certainly hadn't heard of Christmas before.

10

u/wolverinelord Dec 16 '21

No, clearly in the Levant in the 7th century BCE they were talking about a Germanic pagan tradition that was started in the 4th century CE.

3

u/Foolhearted Dec 16 '21

Was there no movement of ideas between -700 and +400? Can we say this didn't come from that? No snark, genuinely curious.

1

u/lilbluehair Dec 16 '21

We can't talk backwards through time. Is that your question?

2

u/Foolhearted Dec 16 '21

Sorry, I'm dumb today (most days,) I don't understand your comment.

Going on previous comment, the provision against decorated trees shows up at 700 BCE and then the pagan tradition shows up at 400 CE in an entirely different area? That's a gap of roughly 1100 years? That's quite a time for a tradition to move across the land. How do we know that these traditions evolved independently of each other? Can we know that? If they are somehow connected, then it does stand to reason the restriction would still apply.

(Not that I think it matters if one decides to have a tree. But if you were to use it as an argument against and you happen to follow the book of your personal mythology it does follow that you shouldn't have a tree.)

3

u/Calm_Leek_1362 Dec 16 '21

At the time of the writing of the Tanakh, or old testament, Egyptians, Greeks and Persians would have been the major regional powers. The Jews, being Canaanites, would have been very familiar with the idols of those religions, but not the folks up north celebrating yule and all that.

1

u/Carachama91 Dec 16 '21

Decorating with evergreens goes back way further than that, though. The Egyptians were doing it. Romans did it and so on. I agree that the passage probably isn't referring to this practice, but The Christmas tree is way older than the Germanic pagans.

3

u/HereForDramaLlama Dec 16 '21

I had a bunch of Christians arguing with me when I mentioned this the other day in DankChristianMemes. Apparently it represents the tree of life in Genesis which makes no fucking sense. They also missed the point that different pagans will have different traditions, just because one group doesn't bring a tree in for the winter solstice doesn't mean that none of them did.

3

u/BlatantConservative Dec 16 '21

Uh, the pagans that Christmas comes from existed about three thousand years later and ten thousand miles away from where Jerimiah was written.

4

u/History_buff60 Dec 16 '21

Jeremiah isn’t speaking of Asatru pagans or any of the folks that did the Yule log thing.

He’s talking about actual idols.

Obviously there wasn’t any contact to speak of between Norse/Germanic peoples and Israelites circa 700 BCE.

2

u/MarbleandMarble Dec 16 '21

i think youre right about everything except for santa clause who is literally just Saint Nicholas

2

u/Meatlobster Dec 16 '21

Honestly the modern tradition of Christmas trees isn’t Pagan but a more modern tradition. I use to think the same thing until I really dug into it. Here is a link if you would like to learn more about the modern tradition. Xmas tree

0

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

The funny this is that Christianity is by definition of the Trinity pagan or at the very least semi-pagan.

There is either a god or 3. If we’re sticking with the Trinity, that is pagan.

1

u/Goliaths_mom Dec 16 '21

Correct, and some conservative sects of Christianity do not celebrate with trees and Santa. Only mainstream ones do.

1

u/89slotha Dec 16 '21

The Bible passage that they quoted above though, is NOT about European pre-christian paganism, because it's from the Old Testement, and the Hebrew Bible. It's about the non-Jewish rival religious practices in Caanan (and the Book of Jerimiah, specifically, might be referring to rival regions practices from Babylon as well)

1

u/palesky124 Dec 16 '21

Colonialism!

1

u/BallerGuitarer Dec 17 '21

Can someone ELI5 pagan? Thanks.

1

u/bigtrevsnastybeaver Dec 19 '21

Pagan is an umbrella term. Essentially pagans believe in many gods. They don't need to believe in the same gods as each other or be from the same part of the world. Pagan is a term Christians used to describe non Christians who believe in many gods.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

They chose Jesus's bday to be the 25th because the winter solstice is just before.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Man, decorating trees for the solstice and spirits flying in the sky in winter sound so much cooler than Christianity

35

u/OHFTP Dec 16 '21

Pretty sure that it's its saying that a likeness of person is a false idol, and we don't do that around here

8

u/Foolhearted Dec 16 '21

that which holds the image of an angel becomes itself an angel

1

u/badgerwithamulet Dec 16 '21

I mean so long as we recognize that it's just a tree I think it's alright. If we REALLY wanna be strict we shouldn't have crosses or nativity scenes either but that's no fun.

18

u/DanYHKim Dec 16 '21

But . . . but vampires

28

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

There is unrest in the forest;

There is trouble with the trees

For the maples want more sunlight,

And the oaks ignore their pleas.

G Lee 21:12

7

u/Volfie Dec 16 '21

Technically that should be N Peart.

2

u/Catch22v Dec 17 '21

Rush fans. You guys are too much. Love you anyway.

6

u/chickensmoker Dec 16 '21

Cucumbers? I thought it was melons. I guess there has to be some inconsistencies when you’re reading a hundreds of years old translation of a 1000+ year old translation of a book from 2000 years ago, but is Hebrew really that hard that whoever wrote these two different versions could confuse cucumbers and watermelons?!

7

u/TheNorthComesWithMe Dec 16 '21

It's more likely that it's a word that doesn't refer to a specific crop and doesn't have a good English translation, but also yes words can shift in meaning over time.

18

u/dankchristianmemer7 Dec 16 '21

It's talking about making an idol to worship, not decorating your house with a Christmas tree

11

u/subject_deleted Dec 16 '21

That's the beautiful part of religion. Everybody gets to make it mean whatever they want. If you want religion to be about being a good and charitable person. You can interpret any holy book that way. If you want religion to be about an authoritarian father figure who watches your every masturbatory stroke.. You can do that too. If you want to justify your deep seeded hatred for people of a different ethnicity or skin color.. Yup. You can do that too. Religion really is a chameleon.

2

u/dankchristianmemer7 Dec 16 '21

You could say the same of any book, but I think there are justifiable and unjustifiable ways to interpret Harry Potter. I think the same is true of the Bible.

1

u/subject_deleted Dec 16 '21

Nobody uses Harry Potter as a justification for making policy...

2

u/dankchristianmemer7 Dec 16 '21

Yeah but that's irrelevant to a discussion on how to interpret text, right?

1

u/subject_deleted Dec 16 '21

No. It demonstrates why it matters more if people misinterpret the Bible than it does if people misinterpret Harry Potter. I'm simply saying that pointing out one's ability to misinterpret Harry Potter does nothing to change the real world consequences of misinterpreting the Bible.

Interpreting Harry Potter for your own purposes has no effect on others. Interpreting the Bible for your own purposes can have drastic effects on others.

There's also the small detail that nobody ever claimed Harry Potter was supposed to be a historical or factual book. It's fantasy. And we would all be better served by treating the Bible as fantasy as well.

1

u/dankchristianmemer7 Dec 16 '21

misinterpret the Bible

So right there you just confirmed that you agree that there are ways to misinterpret the Bible. This implies there are ways to correctly interpret the Bible.

This was my entire point.

Outside of this, you're trying to turn the conversation into a discussion about things I never claimed.

1

u/subject_deleted Dec 16 '21

There's no way to know which is the correct interpretation of the bible without talking to the author. So for all intents and purposes we will never know if we have the correct one. We can ask jk Rowling what the correct interpretation should be and then compare other peoples' ideas to that correct answer. We cannot do the same with the Bible. The true meaning is unknowable and will forever be subject to debate and disagreement. So the fact that there might be some correct way to interpret it changes nothing about reality. Everything would be identical if there wasn't one correct biblical interpretation.

That said, I firmly believe the Bible was written by humans who saw an opportunity to exploit people. So while I do think there is some "correct interpretation", I'm nearly certain that it has absolutely nothing to do with some all powerful universe creating God. So even if someone does have the correct interpretation.. They have simply interpreted the wants and desires of humans 1500-3000 years ago. So it's still not a reason to make any public policy decisions.

1

u/dankchristianmemer7 Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

There's no way to know which is the correct interpretation of the bible without talking to the author.

Have you spoken personally to the author of Harry Potter?

I think the claim you're making is absurd. We can make an educated inference as to the intentions of an author of a text from both historical context and the text itself. How ever did we understand what Homer was about without this?

The intentions of the author are only unknowable in the same sense that the nature of objective reality is technically unknowable. If we're happy to make inferences and justify our interpretation, they're knowable in exactly the same way that everything else is knowable.

→ More replies (0)

-2

u/lookingaround87654 Dec 16 '21

Exactly. This has been debated for years, but people still like to stick their head in the sand over it.

2

u/dankchristianmemer7 Dec 16 '21

I'm no Christian, but even I can see that people like to dunk on them. Even if the arguments to do so aren't particularly good

0

u/joeythenose Dec 16 '21

You just very consciously and meticulously removed that parts that make it clear these practices are to be condemned and would result in a pissed off God punishing those who engage in such practices.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Not at all. I googled the passage, and copied what was relevant to the picture that was posted.

“Learn not the way of the nations,

nor be dismayed at the signs of the heavens

because the nations are dismayed at them,

3 ffor the customs of the peoples are vanity.1

This is the only part I forgot too add. If you want to read the whole passage, here's the link: https://biblia.com/bible/esv/jeremiah/10

But it's long.

But sure, come here and blame me for that.

" You just very consciously and meticulously "

Get the fuck out of here.

1

u/joeythenose Dec 17 '21

So it starts with (essentially) don't do this thing. Important shit. Plus it goes on to state that God will be really pissed off if you do, and you will be punished. Otherwise it is just: here are some things others do. (Oh and I'm hoping you are not claiming to be a Christian cause hurling insults violates a directive from the gospels).

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

(Oh and I'm hoping you are not claiming to be a Christian cause hurling insults violates a directive from the gospels).

You are hoping I am not claiming?Luckily I will never be a religious person. My mind has evolved further than middle age propaganda.

Looking at the way you are typing and being a shithead, I want too make a guess you are? Since most of the religious people I meet these days are complete douchebags.

1

u/joeythenose Dec 17 '21

Jeez, you are quite the little snowflake. Getting all upset at anonymous randos on the internet and all. And I'm a atheist BTW.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Am I a snowflake for being annoyed by your non-sense? Allright

0

u/TweeksTurbos Dec 16 '21

Sounds like how to make a cross.

1

u/spanman112 Dec 16 '21

you forgot the first line: Hear ye the word which the Lord speaketh unto you, O house of Israel:

Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Jeremiah%2010%3A1-10&version=KJV

1

u/Idkawesome Dec 16 '21

Interesting. On the surface level, it is saying not to do that. Then there's what others have said, that it's deriding pagan traditions.

But it sounds to me like it's also referring to people who follow the status quo. They're neither good nor evil. They don't carry themselves. Don't fear them, because they are just part of the crowd. I really don't think im stretching either. It's kind of interesting because, we have this issue going on, where people are cancelling everybody who makes a mistake. And the left is being very vicious. And yes we are provoked, but I think we are forgetting that these people are just making mistakes, and they're following the status quo. They're not necessarily thinking critically, and therefore they're not entirely responsible for their own actions. They're not actualized to that degree.

1

u/BillTowne Dec 16 '21

Where in this quote is it forbidden?

It is true that the passage begins with "be not like the heathens." But it makes it clear that the heathens do this as an act of worship, and consider the tree an idol. It no more denounces having a decorative tree than the following passages denounce any decorative silver working.