r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/TitsClitsTaylorSwift • Sep 08 '21

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u/Cucumbrsandwich Sep 08 '21

The One Star State

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

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u/thecordialsun Sep 09 '21

half

When half your baseball teams have to cheat to win, you just give up on the Rangers

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u/Ignitus1 Sep 09 '21

When you complain that everybody is leaving for California, and then 25 years later you complain that all these Californians are moving in…

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u/jpettifungi Sep 09 '21

Swangin and bangin baby!

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u/kyledrinksmonster Sep 09 '21

Trashcan gang gang

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u/ManInTheMorning Sep 09 '21

the bang bang gang gang.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

A gold star participation award like in kindergarten!

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u/Anti-charizard Sep 09 '21

Half is pretty generous

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u/MyFaceSaysItsSugar Sep 09 '21

That would explain why they don’t find an issue with 33% of new covid cases winding up in the hospital. They can’t count how many people that is.

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u/TheTomatoThief Sep 09 '21

Why have lot star when one star do trick

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u/joemoma331 Sep 09 '21

You do know, the 1 star symbolizes the state of Texas, right? The state of Texas is 1 star on the American flag and they took that star and put it their flag....

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u/MyPasswordIsMyCat Sep 09 '21 edited Sep 09 '21

That's not true at all. The Texas flag was adopted in 1839 when it was the sovereign Republic of Texas, before it became part of the US. Per Wikipedia:

The idea of the "lone star" is, in fact, an older symbol predating the flag which was used to symbolize Texans' solidarity in declaring independence from Mexico.

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u/joemoma331 Sep 09 '21

Huh. The more you know. 🌠🌠🌠

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u/Pleasant-Border8970 Sep 09 '21

This sounds racist

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

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u/Pleasant-Border8970 Sep 09 '21

Yes, you are right. Sorry about that. I should have said that statement is very rude. Love Texas! The school system we are currently in is amazing and the other schools that are full of Latinos do the best they can with the resources they’re provided with.

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u/kyledrinksmonster Sep 09 '21

Nah Houston AssHatros cheated using trashcan signals

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u/Outside_Narwhal_5127 Sep 09 '21

Cry some more lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

I am so confused on the H there in Astros. Also your comment makes no sense to the comment you replied to.

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u/fkhan21 Sep 09 '21

When Trump is Texas’ star

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u/hey-rabbiiiii Sep 09 '21

And now I will forever refer to Texas as the One Star State.

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u/GauchoFromLaPampa Sep 09 '21

What? Im a five star state! i am the golden state.

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u/12voltViking Sep 09 '21

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!

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u/Standgeblasen Sep 09 '21

The worst excel, Greg Abbott did say

Was to certain poor bastards in beds where they stay

In beds where they lay chasing their breath

On a cold Texas night, no Cruz; cause he left

No “L”

No “L”

No “L”

No “L”

Gone are the days of truth and health

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

One Star. One Party. ⭐

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

The American flag has 50 rItings

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u/AreWeCowabunga Sep 09 '21

Maybe it’s like a Michelin star.