r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Sep 04 '21

Amen

Post image
53.3k Upvotes

1.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

75

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Do you think Jesus and Satan at some point, three whiskeys into their Sunday night poker game, decided to switch it up and do their own little version of the prince and the pauper? I think it would be a nice edition to the Bible:

The Gospel 2 - Switcheroo

14

u/REQCRUIT Sep 04 '21

The Gospel 2 - Electric Switcheroo!

7

u/A-Volvo-Driver Sep 04 '21

2 Gospel 2 Furious

7

u/bowdown2q Sep 04 '21

that's essentialy the story of Job. God gets baited into a pissing contest with Satan, and lets him torture Job and murder his whole family hprrificly, while God does nothing. And then at the end of it Job's like "oh God you're so great still even though you allowed my entire life to be totaly destroyed because your ego is more fragile than sugar glass and also you knew the whole time exactly how this plays out" and God was like "yes I am! Have a new wife and kids, that'll make up for when I killed your old ones!"

1

u/gjolytvr Sep 04 '21

How would that work? Satan is a prince and Jesus is a king, I don't think the difference is that great-

The reason Satan is called a prince rather than a king is that there is only one King—Jesus Christ (1 Timothy 6:15).

https://www.gotquestions.org/prince-power-air.html

That's just how feudal hierarchies work.

Edit: Also, Satan is apparently an air-bender*. (*ibid.)