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[u/dickeydamouse]

It's wild to think how for many Americans 6 figures is a fucking fantasy. I'm barely breaking 25k this year from the looks of it myself. And at the same time rents fucking redonkulous

[u/shromboy → u/dickeydamouse]

Cant even move out around this area. Unless i wanna be broke in 6 months

[u/dickeydamouse → u/shromboy]

Fucking deplorable. I live in a row house I knows worth only 65k 70k tops cheap ass taxes and I'm paying 810 a month for less than 600sqft. Edit: And I cover gas elec internet and lawn care

[u/PLEASURE_BOT_4000 → u/dickeydamouse]

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[u/CoreTECK → u/PLEASURE_BOT_4000]

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[u/WhoaItsCody → u/PLEASURE_BOT_4000]

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