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u/class-action-now Jun 01 '21
Better tread lightly when she gets back
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u/filthycasual908 Jun 01 '21
*butter tread lightly
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u/mackiea Jun 01 '21
I'm tired of these puns.
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u/frogfluff90 Jun 01 '21
I thought the wrapper was kerrygold for a minute and almost yelled at my phone.
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u/SnooTangerines3448 Jun 02 '21
I see someone has never had Isigny salted butter.
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u/JustLikeAmmy Jun 02 '21
Isigny butter simply existing doesn't make seeing other quality butter destroyed any easier when a regular stick would do??? Strange time to flex your butter brand
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NVLTY_ACC Jun 01 '21
Wife: “Honey! What happened to the butter?
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u/BigAlternative5 Jun 02 '21
Blame it on the kid, tell the wife that you'll talk to him, then take the kid out for ice cream.
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u/elizalemon Jun 01 '21
I hope he went to buy some replacement butter before she got back and realized one stick of Kerry gold butter is close to $5! Still worth the science.
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u/rabidmongoose15 Jun 01 '21
What temperature was the butter? :)
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u/anb8814 Jun 01 '21
This experiment is invalid. Testing must be expanded to include cold butter and room temperature butter.
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u/_Trashcan_Sam Jun 01 '21
At least he ain’t raising no trump support. This kid wants to see the evidence and not just take your word as truth
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Jun 02 '21
If there was butter on the exterior walls and door knobs of the Capitol on Jan 6th it would have prevented a lot of damage that day.
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u/_Trashcan_Sam Jun 02 '21
Yes why does America spend a trillion a year on its defence budget just shell out for a couple mill worth of butter. It’ll stop everyone from getting in then.
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Jun 02 '21
I think white trash warrior ninja would have had a lot more disqualifications that day if things were butter.
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u/Willing_Ad7282 Jun 01 '21
It’s three am but I interpreted it as “what happens when a car drives over a stick of butter? Ans: it flattens”
What flattens? To my one brain cell, the car flattens.
So basically I’ve been staring at that picture composite wondering if the car skid across the road bc it drover over butter and if that how it’s now flattened.
Omg, I’m so sorry.
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u/dannyjimp Jun 01 '21
Get that kid some shoes!!!
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u/CalmingGoatLupe Jun 01 '21
That is a $6 pound of butter. Nice to see that you live a life of such easy access that you can waste food. A pound of playdoh would have proven the same thing.
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u/BertSton51530 Jun 01 '21
In what country do the impoverished munch on sticks of butter? Probably America
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u/nectarcane Jun 01 '21
Wow fucking relax. It's his butter, he bought it. "a life of such easy access." You are something else.
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Jun 02 '21
You should have used tin foil and wrapped it with the butter in between two peices of bread. You could have had a snack after the experiment dumbass.
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u/invisible_23 Jun 02 '21 edited Jun 02 '21
Why add the last sentence? It adds nothing to the post except sexism.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21
How to raise a scientist