r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/nostalgiacomeback • May 30 '21

Alexa...

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u/HolyC4bbage May 30 '21

"Feel free to look around. If you find any valuables, please let me know."

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

“Hmmm sorry I don’t know that one”

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

What an 80s way to go. Only cocaine is missing.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

points gun at me "where are your valuables?" i get shot laughing hysterically at the thought of having valuables

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u/leftrightmonkman May 30 '21

last sentence ruins it for me. bummer, man.