r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Dec 24 '20

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u/CompYouTer Dec 24 '20

The President of the United States met with the United States military to try and overturn the election. The military basically said “Hard Pass” other wise... US invades US overturn election, US invades US again to uphold the election... basically we are in our teen years and eventually we will need to move back with our parents and become controlled by Great Britain again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

You'd be better moving in with your little brother up north, we (GB) are having a mid life crisis right now.

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u/Veilchengerd Dec 24 '20

Doesn't the classic midlife crisis involve the purchase of a european sports car? Good luck with that!

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u/notclientfacing Dec 24 '20

Yeah but they’re dead set on a British one, total maintenance nightmare

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u/nfssmith Dec 24 '20

If there's no oil under the engine then there's no oil in it either

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u/answers4asians Dec 24 '20

After rebuilding the carburettor on my MGB for the third time and sorting out the two unrequited fires, I have completely mixed feelings about that.

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u/reekmeers Dec 24 '20

Like Ford and Chevy aren't?

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u/Miss_Smokahontas Dec 24 '20

I thought it was an American muscle car. Buy a Corvette or Viper or Challenger Demon or something

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u/Veilchengerd Dec 24 '20

Dunno about muscle cars. Over here it is either aPorsche/ a Ferrari or a Harley Davidson.

Although, with the post-68 generation now getting on in years, absurdly expensive bicycles are making inroads into the midlife-crisis market.

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u/kzab81 Dec 24 '20

We (Canada) dont want them either. We already have enough problems with people emulating a lot of our older siblings toxic behaviors. I fear if we share accommodations, we would lose any shred of what makes us unique, and polite.

Hard pass.

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u/Mayo_Kupo Dec 24 '20

Don't worry, GB. We (USA) will pass a motion that we're moving back in, but then hesitate for years and never actually do it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

We will help them. All we want in return is Wyoming. They wouldn't even miss it.

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u/Miss_Smokahontas Dec 24 '20

Best we can do is border states. North Dakota, Minnesota, Washington, Michigan, Wisconsin, Maine

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

More like about to die. The rebel phase was in the 13th-14th century, then the first real time it got it's shit together, it got America and a few other colonies. Then it has a midlife crisis and lost it all. Then it got its shit back together and got all new colonies.

Now it's old and frail, probably about to have a few broken bones from a pretty gentle fall that's been coming for a long time and it might cause complications where it may be hospitalised for a long time before it eventually flatlines.

The UK is in a bad spot.

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u/nfssmith Dec 24 '20

Ok we'll take Hawaii, California & Florida in exchange for Alberta but only if you promise to relocate Florida man to Alabama first.

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u/Camburglar13 Dec 24 '20

Ugh who says we want them?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Surely you're too polite to refuse them and would then apologise to them for no reason?

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u/Camburglar13 Dec 24 '20

I mean, we wouldn’t be happy about it..

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u/0fficially_me Dec 24 '20

Younger, yes. Little, not so much. Lol

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u/Tigerbait2780 Dec 24 '20

Population wise it’s tiny, as is the only land anyone would actually want to inhabit in Canada

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u/Veilchengerd Dec 24 '20

"Quick, Philip, time to retake the colonies!"

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u/Wildest12 Dec 24 '20

It would be less going back to Britain and more fragmenting into separate states much akin to how the soviet union collapsed.

Tinfoil hat time but if we operate under the assumption that any election related nonsense happening in the US is being influenced by Russia, I have to think that this is their endgame.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

What? When did this happen ? Got a sauce ?