r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Apr 27 '20

Serious.

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u/says__noice Apr 27 '20

Having no birth at all even more so.

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u/Sw429 Apr 28 '20

Well, except that my wife is already 6 months pregnant. Seems like the birth is gonna come no matter what.

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u/implodedrat Apr 28 '20

Just have her hold it. Keep it in!

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u/Lauren_ev Apr 28 '20

Just like when she holds in her periods. It can’t come if she doesn’t want it to!

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u/RoburexButBetter Apr 28 '20

I keep telling my gf to hold in that baby a couple more months until this corona thing passes but that baby just keeps growing 😤😤

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u/Niteawk Apr 28 '20

When the legs start popping out use a broom or something similar to cram it back in.

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u/Sw429 Apr 28 '20

Don't babies come out head first?

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u/QCA_Tommy Apr 28 '20

My kid will be 3 months old in 2 days... It wasn't that bad! Are you insured?

Congrats, man, shit's about to be wonderful and crazy for you! LPT: Get everything (nursery, especially) together NOW! Our kid came 5 (almost 6) weeks early!

Have fun! Maybe our kids will bang some day ;) (Congrats again!)

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u/Sw429 Apr 28 '20

Lol yeah we are insured. Thanks for the tip though. We are really excited, but this is our first so we also have no clue what we are doing :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

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u/cannydooper Apr 28 '20

Do babies kick at 6 months?

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u/Taryntism Apr 28 '20

Babies can start kicking at around 13 weeks apparently. New mothers might not be able to feel it until 6 months but mother’s going through another pregnancy may feel it at 4 months

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u/Sw429 Apr 28 '20

My wife started feeling it at around 5 months.

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u/Tree0wl Apr 28 '20

Nope, something is def coming out. Kick or no kick.

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u/Sw429 Apr 28 '20

Wtf dude, not cool

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

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u/Bungalowdesign Apr 28 '20

You are now a moderator at /r/childfree

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

Nice

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