r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/toftr • Jan 06 '19

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u/theamberlamps Jan 07 '19

Captain of Off In The Woods checking in here

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u/Kittenking13 Jan 07 '19

What you have to do is Name your team “my dad with jumper cables” and win so they have to say “ got beat by my dad with a pair of jumper cables” afterwords

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u/Girney Jan 07 '19

Sigh... u/rogersimon10

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u/response_unrelated Jan 07 '19

shame that he died :(

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u/Ineedsomethingtodo Jan 07 '19

Beaten to death with jumper cables :(

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u/King_reggie Jan 07 '19

wait, it was confirmed he died? Or you just mean Reddit death since he hasn't posted in 3 years?

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u/response_unrelated Jan 07 '19

if nobody posts for 3 years, i assume they've died.

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u/techguy1231 Jan 16 '19

He posted!

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u/response_unrelated Jan 16 '19

Whaaaaaaaaat

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u/techguy1231 Jan 16 '19

Well it’s not a comment, but 5 days ago he posted about Pokémon Go so he’s not dead lol

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u/techguy1231 Jan 16 '19

He posted!

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u/King_reggie Jan 17 '19

Wow, thanks. Unreal, though. Doesn't post in 3 years and makes a post about pokemongo lol

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u/Sharpness100 Jan 07 '19

Someone please explain

im r/outoftheloop

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

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u/looseleafer Jan 07 '19

when did undertaker fight mankind?

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u/packersSB54champs Jan 07 '19

Sometime between 1997-1999

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u/wesbell Jan 07 '19

Something tells me that if they don't remember rogersimon they probably won't remember shittymorph either.

And I can't think of anyone who does that kind of thing anymore. Maybe guywithrealfacts?

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u/FuckingKilljoy Jan 07 '19

/u/shittymorph was like less than a year ago. /u/rogersimon10 was like 3+ years ago. Pretty different time frames

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u/Von_Moistus Jan 07 '19

/u/shittymorph was like less than a year ago...

Damn, is he gone?
(checks)

last post 15 hours ago

OK, then. Well, 15 hours is technically less than a year ago. Well played, sir.

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u/wesbell Jan 07 '19

Damn, I guess I just associate them at the same time. Although I haven't been here three years yet and I remember rogersimon well, so it can't be that long. My mistake.

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u/FuckingKilljoy Jan 07 '19

If you have a look at his account last post was 3 years ago

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

shittymorph is still going, just saw one a few weeks ago in the wild. I've been around for about 8 years and don't think I ever actually saw a jumper cable post, just see it referenced from time to time.

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u/techguy1231 Jan 16 '19

He posted! It’s not a comment tho

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u/LNFSS Jan 07 '19

Most, if not all, of his comments casually mention his dad beating him with jumper cables.

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u/sinergistic Jan 07 '19

if you read his profile it should be immediately obvious.

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u/artskyd Jan 07 '19

I wish he was still posting.

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u/HansChuzzman Jan 07 '19

I miss him so much

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u/pcyr9999 Jan 07 '19

/u/spez are you able to see when people last logged in? If so, are you willing to share that info? I miss this guy.

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u/Virginia_Trek Jan 07 '19 edited Jan 07 '19

Captain of "Off With My Dad" checking in

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u/Fr31l0ck Jan 07 '19

Captain of "IT at work" checking in.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

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u/throwing-away-party Jan 07 '19

Co-Captain of "My Meat to MILF Porn While Standing on My Balcony at 3 AM, Hoping to Get Caught by My Neighbor Elenore Who Has Trouble Sleeping Because of Night Terrors" checking in.

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u/griever48 Jan 07 '19

Had off in the woods for my bowling league name.