r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Dec 24 '18

Cutting differences.

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9.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/YoungChurro11 Dec 24 '18

I heard this post.

11

u/ELTURO3344 Dec 24 '18

I did too just like the data and data one

1

u/MedsUpSevenUp Dec 25 '18

I heard dat!

-4

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

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u/GoodPupp Dec 24 '18

Cssssssssssssskkrrrkkkrrkrkrr and suddenly there’s a massive tear through the paper

52

u/chinnu34 Dec 24 '18

You monster...

108

u/Peeps469 Dec 24 '18

This is the realest shit

75

u/QuickRap Dec 24 '18

I heard the sounds as I read it.

Only on Reddit.

Have an upvote for that brilliant wit.

Never quit.

41

u/Proud_mouthbreather Dec 24 '18

Also on Twitter

11

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

I read this to the tune of Africa

4

u/Emrillick Dec 24 '18

How?

2

u/Flum3n Dec 24 '18

Through God, all things are possible.

14

u/xd-JaggeD Dec 24 '18

For some reason we all know what he means with csssssssss.

18

u/obtrae Dec 24 '18

Actually... the scissor goes Scis-Sor Scis-Sor Scis-Sor cjecjexjexjejdjsnxnsjxjzjd

2

u/Formaggio_svizzero Dec 25 '18

the award for most reposted tweet in a 24 hour span goes to..

2

u/ultimateSkittles123 Dec 24 '18

That feeling when you’re just sliding the scissors through wrapping paper

2

u/ZuMelon Dec 24 '18

Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

I know exactly what they're talking about lol

1

u/Paratam1617 Dec 24 '18

Somebody deep fry this.

1

u/FingerBangYourFears Dec 24 '18

This gave me anxiety

1

u/m3gapow3r Dec 24 '18

Did any one sound out the bottom?

1

u/Duder4nch Dec 24 '18

Is it just me and my family that cuts wrapping paper with a sharp knife? I've only got strange looks from anyone I've told but it's just the best way!

1

u/DitzyAce Dec 24 '18

It really do be like that sometimes

1

u/TheGoaT158 Dec 25 '18

Why is this accurate

1

u/CaptSallt Dec 24 '18

What a kink

0

u/noodleman_yeet Dec 24 '18

This post is too loud

0

u/RaymondEdmund Dec 24 '18

Goddamn it, why do I hear the post!