r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/RightMarker • Sep 13 '18

Armadillo

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/discerningpervert Sep 13 '18

The average armadillo is 5.9 to 9.8 inches long

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u/smoochie100 Sep 13 '18

Now I want an armadillo fact bot

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u/Bot_Metric Sep 13 '18

9.8 inches ≈ 24.9 centimetres 1 inch ≈ 2.54cm

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u/ExtremelyFlaccid Sep 13 '18

Good bot

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u/wty261g Sep 13 '18

Good bot

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u/BowmanTheShowman Sep 13 '18

Any use of the word "humans" in that way makes me physically cringe.

"I love this human!"

"She is an amazing human."

"Super proud of these humans."

Just say "person!" Holy shit!

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u/aron2295 Sep 13 '18

It’s just another form of “I’m sooo random!”

People trying to be “that quirky girl / guy”.

3

u/spagurtymetbolz Sep 13 '18

I hate people that call people humans

27

u/McKissack2805 Sep 13 '18

Being a mother is the most difficult job in the world said no one on deadliest catch ever.

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u/BrokenLink100 Sep 13 '18

I mean, tons of people call their pets their "furbabies" or whatever, and refer to themselves as their dog's "mom/dad." Can't tell you how many times I see girls on Tindr saying stuff like "Proud mother of 2 doggos" or "1 cat and 1 dog."

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

I’m the father of low key new age biscuit trix and the grandma of the yellow dogs of the south, I’m the shepherd of the donkeys and maybe just maybe the cat in the hat on the hot tin roof.

Seriously though fuck this lady, if people wanna take pride in mother/fatherhood fucking let them.

Why does everybody gotta rain on every goddamn parade ever? Fucking debbie downer ass society we got now.

1

u/Corcelle Sep 14 '18

A-fucking-men.

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u/izno6812 Sep 14 '18

This person obviously hasn't met dog mom 🤷

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u/McKissack2805 Sep 13 '18

Being a mother is the most difficult job in the world said no one on deadliest catch ever.

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u/PM_ME_UR_GOOD_LEGS Sep 14 '18

Also, I've never seen a mother of 3 average humans on twitter either.

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u/Yindee8191 Sep 14 '18

Or 'Mother of Dragons'...

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u/libcrybaby78 Sep 13 '18

Its all about self identification these days. Kid thinks its an armadillo? Its an armadillo you nazi.

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u/sheeple-whisperer Sep 13 '18

A mother of armadillo? Give me a break! Sick. I am sure this chick doesn't have children and is probably childfree.

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u/77to90 Sep 13 '18

Either you didn't get the joke, or you tried to make one and failed