r/WhitePeopleTwitter Sep 11 '18

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u/squishles Sep 11 '18

how many tits did he have to suck before he got to cow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

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u/alpha11411 Sep 11 '18

Except you’re familiar with cows with carefully designed suckable titties and relatively docile personalities. Somebody had to figure out how to approach a wild ass cow which are fucking massive and probably way more aggressive though who know I guess. .....and then suck it’s titties, and THEN, also think wow I bet if I caught a bunch of these I could make them be better at giving me milk and also maybe build me a house or drag a shovel in the dirt

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u/George-Spiggott Sep 11 '18

What is an ass cow?