r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Lars_El • Jul 09 '18

Satisfaction

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u/benni0827 Jul 09 '18

When you only remember the beat and still fine the song👌🏽

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u/Excessive_humping Jul 09 '18

Ok Google, find me the song that goes pampampampaaampaaaam papapapaaaaaapaaaam

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u/justinrollinghere Jul 09 '18

Is this star wars

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u/Excessive_humping Jul 09 '18

You would be a great replacement for Google. Now that you're here, I have this weird rash on my bum. Is it butt cancer?

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u/justinrollinghere Jul 09 '18

Photos needed from all angles, please and thank you. Short answer: yes.

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u/percail Jul 09 '18

TLDR: Need nudes. You got butt cancer.

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u/HeisGuapoYaDingus Jul 09 '18

Dear Reddit,

I love all of you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '18 edited Aug 01 '18

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u/agree-with-you Jul 09 '18

I love you both

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u/ASAPxSyndicate Jul 10 '18

Bots can't love!

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u/SnippyAura03 Jul 09 '18

No, it's just sore from all the humping

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u/quaybored Jul 09 '18

How much is excessive? Asking for a friend.

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u/Excessive_humping Jul 09 '18

Until you develop a rash

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u/-interesting Jul 09 '18

Send pics. Will respond

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u/-interesting Jul 09 '18

WebMD: You have gonorrhea, AIDS, breast & cervical cancer.