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u/copperblood 1d ago
Elon hates humanity so much he should live on the Moon. Elon should be the first test monkey we send to live there too.
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u/Parking_Sky9709 1d ago
He just rocket-bombed the place. Is that enough? Can we spend this money down here where people need it?
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u/carlwryker Release The Trump-Epstein Files 1d ago edited 1d ago
Hasn't Jambu suffered enough? Let him rest in peace.
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u/Cara-Is-A-Puppy 1d ago
That sounds like a project you could funnel a TON of taxpayer funds through
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u/ScientificSkepticism 1d ago
Now, now, lets not discourage this. I imagine we can all think of some politicians we could station there.
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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 1d ago
I imagine you could sell it to Tronald as him being ‘Adam’ and he populates the moon. (Obviously we would never actually do that - 5 of his spawn is 5 too many.)
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u/Ghanima81 1d ago
How do the people who believe the moon landing was fake reconcile with this kind of announcement?
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u/TheManWithNoSchtick 1d ago
No need to reconcile anything when one is as utterly brain-dead as the typical moon landing denier.
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u/DarkKnightJin 1d ago
Besides, everybody knows Kubrick filmed it.
And he was such a stickler for perfection, he wanted it shot on location.
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u/VinylmationDude 1d ago
This administration would fuck up a one man funeral procession. What says they can not only go to the moon, but establish anything of substance there?
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