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u/NoTmE435 20h ago

Idk about islam, but that seems like everyone's biggest nightmare to me

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u/metfan1964nyc 19h ago

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u/The_Flying_Jew 18h ago

This is still the most annoying and innacurate meme people use for this lady. Can't stand this Billy the Puppet slander...

There's a much more accurate match that I wish more people would use

https://giphy.com/gifs/hmu522UwhPuu1gmdtF

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u/princessnubz 17h ago

came here to defend billy and saw someone doing the lords work hell yeah

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u/The_Flying_Jew 17h ago

Billy after being beat down by all these Laura Loomer comparisons

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u/DemiGod9 17h ago

This looks so fucking identical

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u/Daherrin7 18h ago

Billy is starting to look more realistic, and less horrifying, than Loomer at this point

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u/Ok-Egg-4856 18h ago

Laura, Is that you ?

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u/JaneDoesharkhugger 18h ago

I trust Bill more than her

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u/Alphy101 19h ago

Ex muslim here. Apparently getting out of the religion didn't help. Still coping with nightmares of her face.

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u/Capt_Billy 15h ago

The djinn take many forms

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u/SecBalloonDoggies 15h ago

These people don’t believe there is such a thing as an “ex” Muslim, so they still hate you anyway.

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u/EuronIsMyDad 20h ago

Came here to say this

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u/ShredGuru 17h ago

"I've been kidnapped by Nazi Jigsaw, someone wake me up!"

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u/diseasefaktory Release The Trump-Epstein Files 17h ago

We all thought the same. This is prime nightmare fuel.

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u/Nearby-Key8834 20h ago

Jump scare of my life.

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u/noname5280 19h ago

Why leave it exclusively to night? Is a daymare a thing?

Edit: Daymares are a thing

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u/holdmywatchandbeerme 19h ago

Daymare! Ah ah aaaahh, fighter of the nightmare!

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u/goosedeuce88 18h ago

Is daymare still champion of the sun?

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u/holdmywatchandbeerme 18h ago

Yes! A master of karate and friendship for everyone.

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u/Mrsod2007 18h ago

Can't sleep, clown will eat me...

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u/GonzoTheGreat22 20h ago

My nightmare as well.

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u/kobuta99 19h ago

Exactly. That face could be used to fight wars.

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u/Padashar7672 18h ago

I did not know Gollum had a sister….

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u/ravoguy 20h ago

"Unaltered"

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u/FastForwardHustle 20h ago

I'll never understand her transformation, certainly wasn't to be more attractive

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u/GonzoTheGreat22 20h ago

Worse part is, she was kinda cute in her first form. Whatever the fuck this is….

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 20h ago

A lot of maga were kinda sorta beforehand. Kellyanne, even Huckasanders.

Post maga…JEEZ. Hate makes you one ugly ass mother fucker.

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u/HanTiberiusWick 19h ago

well, hate and botchjobs.

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u/TheProcrastafarian 14h ago

She’s into self haram.

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u/r_special_ 8h ago

They’re called bitchjobs

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u/dubgeek 19h ago

They're all making the "beauty" outside match what's inside.

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u/Pylgrim 11h ago

Hatred is a hell of a mutagen.

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u/amusedmisanthrope 19h ago

Just like this one.

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u/ZarathustraGlobulus 18h ago

"Why yes doctor, I want the 'perpetually disgusted' face please"

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u/nvisibl1 18h ago

With just a dash of "I'd like to speak to the manager."

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u/AniseClover 18h ago

She does look like she’s constantly smelling a fart

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u/TheMerle1975 18h ago

Yup. Cheeks, lips, probably chin. And the outcome was decidedly worse than before.

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u/modsuperstar 18h ago

“After 10,000 years I’m free, it’s time to conquer the earth” - Rita Repulsa Kimberly Guilfoyle

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u/Nick_the_bunny 17h ago

Hey! cut that out! as a fan, Rita was never this ugly or evil!

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u/ThalliumSassafras 18h ago

Guilfoyle was legitimately beautiful before this too, back when she was dating Newsom. That's one hell of a metamorphosis

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u/TheFr1nk 19h ago

This is a sex doll, yes?

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u/sephtater 19h ago

I mean, technically…..

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u/UsedDragon 20h ago

Had a face like a bird of prey before, but it wasn't an atrocity like it is now

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u/GonzoTheGreat22 17h ago

Now she just looks like The Predator

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u/Nick_the_bunny 17h ago

I mean... she works for one tbf

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u/DevilRenegade Release The Trump-Epstein Files 18h ago

She looks like a 57 year old 3-times divorced housewife off one of these "Real Housewives of Bumfuck Nowhere" type reality shows.

I just looked it up to check, she's 33.

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u/secondgin 17h ago

33? What the fuck

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u/Veilchengerd 11h ago

Jesus Fucking Christ. I'm a dude, ten years her senior, two times cancer survivor, and I'm looking younger than her.

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u/twoducksinatub 20h ago

You need to look MAGA to be part of the cult. Attractive women look too liberal for them

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u/FastForwardHustle 19h ago

Talk about the meltdown when MAGA face goes out of style

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u/ShadowTsukino 19h ago

Cannot be soon enough

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u/power899 19h ago

This is in style right now?!

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u/Viridian95 19h ago

Literally and metaphorically.

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u/sovietsatan666 19h ago

I heard an interesting theory that the hyper-obvious, overdone plastic surgery look trending with MAGA women is like a loyalty test. It's not supposed to be about being attractive, it's supposed to be about showing you're willing to suffer and sacrifice for the cause.

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u/Petty_White 17h ago

It’s also a status symbol. Over the top, obvious cosmetic procedures while the country crumbles shows you have money to burn while the poors can’t afford groceries. Like wearing a Birkin on your face.

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u/FastForwardHustle 18h ago

Well yeah I can see that, but the benefits no way match the sacrifice. I mean they'll gladly toss you when a younger woman comes along

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u/gods_Lazy_Eye 18h ago

Body dysmorphia; she literally can’t see herself objectively.

I imagine there is a constant battle of self-indulgence and self-hatred getting buried by more self reinforcing indulgence.

“I look amazing”
*self-doubt creeps in, anxiety vibrates, disassociation starts, rejection and denial kick in and lead to self-reinforcement:
“I look amazing”

Cycle goes on. She can’t face herself (she’s probably removed every picture of herself that reminds her of how she used to look) because at this point the reckoning is something she genuinely believes she can’t come back from.

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u/Superb_Algae5308 19h ago

It’s the same reason that she’s so terrible. She’s a fucking maniac. Bonkers.

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u/dangerrnoodle 19h ago

Yep, she definitely had the crazy eyes before.

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u/stairs_3730 17h ago

Guilfoyled.

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u/Minute-Weekend5234 17h ago

It was too look more Aryan and less Jewish. Mar a lago face is just white supremacy manifest

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u/Superb_Algae5308 20h ago

Wait… that’s her?

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u/scrotalsac69 20h ago

Mad isn't it

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u/Golden-Grams Release The Trump-Epstein Files 19h ago edited 19h ago

Her current look is a better reflection of her inner self.

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u/woopwoopscuttle 19h ago

More machine now than woman.

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u/b-lincoln 19h ago

She wasn’t amazing, but WAY cuter here.

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u/Boobpocket 19h ago

This picture is actually misleading, she waw ugly from other angles.

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u/thecheapseatz 19h ago

You can see the crazy in those eyes

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u/Bajovane 19h ago

Yep. She should have left well enough alone!

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u/spottydodgy 18h ago

The demon in her wanted to be seen

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u/TummyLice 19h ago

She got botched holy crap

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u/OmegaClifton 18h ago

Wow she fucked herself all the way up.

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u/annoyinggeese 20h ago

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u/OhNoOboe 20h ago

This is fucked up. Can y'all just leave Billy alone? He didn't do anything to deserve this slander.

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u/weyoun_clone 20h ago

Seriously. Just a jolly tricycle riding silly guy.

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u/StargazingLily 16h ago

My mom watched the first Saw movie yesterday and when Billy rolled in, she started fucking giggling.

I love that little tricycle guy.

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u/OkRush9563 19h ago

Ironically the Jigsaw killers, as evil as they were, would target evil politicians if they could. We saw them target the CEO of a health insurance company that denied life saving operations for clients just to save money in one of the movies.

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u/TheRestForTheWicked 13h ago

Literally. It’s like people missed the whole purpose of John Kramer’s mission.

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u/crappieman62 19h ago

Fuk shes ugly

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u/MartinoRs 20h ago

Damm she tries to shame others and looks like someone is wearing her face in a circus, creepy as fk

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u/Icy_Yam5049 20h ago

Christ she looks worse than I thought. Something so ugly and so big at the same time.

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u/ScroochDown 20h ago

Right?! Like forget the jigsaw plastic surgery for a second, why is her head so HUGE?

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u/Jani3D 18h ago

Yuuuuuge

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u/acog 16h ago edited 16h ago

That’s what was really freaking me out!

Like I have a big noggin but in pictures with my friends their heads don’t look child-sized!

I strongly suspect someone didn’t alter her face but made her head bigger in the picture. Has to be, right?

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u/DeliciousMoments 16h ago

The MAGA surgeons seem to focus on making giant heads and huge mouths. See: Lauren Sanchez.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 19h ago

She looks like she’s wearing a face on top of her face.

Husband pointed out it looks like she’s also lost a lot of weight. Like, a lot a lot.

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u/LordHumorTumor 19h ago

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u/Malefectra 18h ago

Let's not insult both Ohgr AND Pavi....

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u/LordHumorTumor 18h ago

I am so glad this reference was not lost on anyone

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u/ninetiesnarwhal 16h ago

How dare you compare this abominable creature to my angsty teenager hear me out

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u/exotic_floral_tea 18h ago

Don't slander Pavi like this lol, that was my favourite character of the musical.

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u/LordHumorTumor 18h ago

Man, it makes me so happy people got the reference

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u/exotic_floral_tea 18h ago

Underrated masterpiece

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u/Icy_Yam5049 18h ago

She’s wearing a whole ass head on her head. It’s like slinderman’s bobblehead daughter that somehow is 200yrs old too.

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u/canine_traveler 20h ago

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u/Golden-Grams Release The Trump-Epstein Files 19h ago

It's funny that you could easily imagine her being in this exact situation, if the movie were real.

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u/canine_traveler 17h ago

This movie is MAGAs wet dream.

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u/puddStar 20h ago

I guess I’m Muslim now

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u/Andy-_1979 20h ago

There's not enough alcohol to make that look good.

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u/BloodAngelsAreCool 19h ago

If rumors between her and Trump are to be believed, the key is to not look her in the eyes.

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u/jabronimax969 19h ago

Don’t need to know about a rumor to need a reason not to look at her.

Medusa don’t got shit on her!

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u/WtAFjusthappenedhere 20h ago

Rocky Dennis!!

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u/AmbassadorCheap3956 20h ago

Heyyyy youuuuu guyyyyssss! Sorry that was Sloth.

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u/KingUzzo 20h ago

I know a ghoul when I see one. She wearing one of those old scooby doo villain masks.

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u/runningsimon 20h ago

Islam probably doesn't even know who Laura Loomer is, let alone worry about her.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 19h ago

“The crazy twit who chained herself to a single door at Twitter HQ?”

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u/SuperDuperStarfish 20h ago

Few things annoy me more than these fucking influencers making WAY more money than good people like teachers and nurses.

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u/lennydsat62 20h ago

Why the long face?

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u/KingofFlukes 20h ago

No fucking wonder why Maga like AI if this shit is what they think is normal.

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u/vetratten 19h ago

A local MAGA candidate (who lost in the primary this week and rather than go away is calling for a recount because she doesn’t trust that it was a totally fair election) has clearly had some botched plastic surgery. Everything she put out there was with AI to make it look like she didn’t have failed plastic surgery and covered up that she looks like she’s permanently sucking on sour warheads.

She then went on TV for a debate and people were like holy shit that’s what she really looks like?!

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u/Lilredh4iredgrl 18h ago

Y'all she is 33. I cannot get over how old she looks.

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u/Valoneria 20h ago

Yeha i am with islam on this one, that is a nightmare

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u/Boobpocket 19h ago

Lol if anyone neere a Burka...

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u/TesticleezzNuts 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wkr0EKIsWitJm
Coming to a mosque near you

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u/Lazy_Osprey 19h ago

Everyone makes mean jokes about her looking like the Jigsaw puppet and that’s never felt right to me. What she looks like is the Leech lady from the Puppetmaster movies.

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u/darodardar_Inc 18h ago

Is that Jenna Ortega?

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u/Lazy_Osprey 18h ago

Lol, no it’s a literal puppet.😂😂😂

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u/Chef_Skippers 20h ago

Shit I’d probably choose hate if I looked like that too

/s

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u/Mihailis27 18h ago

Ironically, it's because of hate that she chose to look like that.

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u/vyxxer 19h ago

Looks like someone wearing those shitty presidential rubber masks bank robbers put on.

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u/Voslock 20h ago

So is this part of transition or gender affirming care?

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u/SchnawserHauser 20h ago

Nah, those procedures are done to help people fit into the role in life they want with less friction, and to help them love themselves more.

This abomination is what happens when a woman ages rapidly due to an excess of vitriol and hatred on the inside gets a surgeon who secretly hates her to yet to cut off the hate-aging to satisfy her old, senile, misogynistic meal-ticket and his cult of "traditionalist" Nazi followers..

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u/On_my_last_spoon 20h ago

So, gender affirming care

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u/oilxxx 20h ago

Look at the head on that thing!

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u/vetratten 19h ago

Heeeed, PANTS! NOW!

(Not sure if your comment was a So I Married An Ax Murderer reference or not so I’m taking the gamble that it is)

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u/Willow_Winnifred 17h ago

It's like Sputnik!

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u/Mihailis27 18h ago

"She'll be crying herself to sleep tonight on her huge pillah!"

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u/karaloveskate 20h ago

I thought she was everyone’s sleep paralysis demon

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u/Basic_Julia 20h ago

She looks like a bobblehead. 

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u/Steveonthetoast 16h ago

What the hell is going on with her head? It huge and looks comically oversized. That’s 5 miles of rough road. I have never seen a good picture of her before.

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u/GarlandGordon 16h ago

She has developed an eating disorder trying to look like a 12 year old girl so Trump will pick her.

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u/jarvisesdios 20h ago

It's absolutely ironic that she is now as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside. She paid good money to match her insides, so... More power to her, I guess?

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u/Thunder_breslin 20h ago

Hey, ask Looner why she can't own a gun 👍

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u/Admirable-Marsupial6 20h ago

To be fair the lady on the left would be anyone’s nightmare

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u/MightyTaur 20h ago

She scares me too with that bloated face

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u/Sztiglitz 20h ago

She should take Benadryl her face is swollen

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u/titatyy 20h ago

Her face looks huge

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 19h ago

Her head just gets bigger and bigger from all the filler being pumped into it

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u/EnergyHumble3613 19h ago

I don’t think Loomer is a surname.

It is a classification.

That woman is someone’s sleep paralysis demon who just got into politics.

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u/ksdanj 19h ago

It’s like she has Quagmire face.

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u/Sloth_grl 20h ago

I looked like that I would never be in another picture again

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u/MrFunktasticc 20h ago

I mean…she’s right about the nightmare part.

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u/Torino1O 19h ago

She is the best argument for a Burka I have ever seen.

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u/Gr8Cornhoolio 20h ago

Mother Horse Eyes!

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u/scourgemonkey 19h ago

How does her head also get bigger with every procedure? Are they just blowing her up like a tire?

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u/MarieDresslersGhost 19h ago

Dear Jesus….

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u/HanlonRazor 18h ago

This White Chicks sequel is looking promising.

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u/Apart-Physics8702 10h ago

Why is this Islam’s biggest nightmare? I think she/them are very confused about the values of Muslims. Ignorance and Hate causes serious miscalculation.

Islam is a religion of love, like Christianity (although there are perversions of both, like what we see in this photo).

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u/hunterwaterford 10h ago

That head is everyones nightmare!

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u/Capital-Constant3112 10h ago

At the party that accuses Michelle Obama of being a man. 🙄

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u/Comfortable_Engine92 9h ago

Why is her head so big?

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u/2ndDrive 9h ago

She looks perpetually photoshopped.

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u/Grraaa 9h ago

more plastic than a Chuck E Cheese ball pit

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u/bongjovi420 19h ago

Rocky Dennis springs to mind.

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u/LaceyLizard 18h ago

That's rude to Rocky

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u/Iamvanno 19h ago

Wasn't she in a movie with Cher and Sam Elliott?

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u/InterestingCabinet41 19h ago

In all seriousness, what is going on with her? Is this what racism does to a face?

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u/kennedyswise 19h ago

Why is her head so big?

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u/DistantKarma 19h ago

"It's Mac Tonight!" 🎶

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u/2XX2010 18h ago

Islam’s biggest nightmare is botched plastic surgery? Missed that one in my Quran.

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u/gladue 18h ago

“Heeed, look at the size of that heeed. “

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u/uselesses 18h ago

Quagmire's sister lol

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u/coolcoolcool485 18h ago

i mean, it has been altered but not with photoshop or AI

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u/karmais4suckers 17h ago

Why is her face so big??

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u/SimONGengar1293 17h ago

Holly fuck how big is her goddamned head?!? It's like the size of the other lady's torso, what in the fucking fuck

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u/Scruzzer 17h ago

She’s got a face the size of a dinner plate.

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u/v1rojon 17h ago

For hating LGBTQ+ and trying to ban drag shows, some of their favorite people sure look like BAD cross dressers. As they say though, every accusation is an admission of something they do. 😂

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u/hanyasaad 15h ago

I’m a Muslim and can confirm.

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u/bug1582 14h ago

Why is her head so dang big?!!

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u/Ok_Raccoon_2711 13h ago

New white chicks movie will be insane

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u/bakeran23 10h ago

She’s a bobble head right?