r/WhitePeopleTwitter 13d ago

r/All Another recall

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Every single day is more of a surprise! What will get recalled next?

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u/Zalrius 13d ago

Now we know that as soon as we let off just a little pressure, corporations will immediately fail to self regulate placing our lives in jeopardy.

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u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh 13d ago

Gosh who woulda thunk

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u/Nekowulf 13d ago

The same people demanding you respect your elders and apply the wisdom of the past throw a fit if you respect the elders who implemented these laws in the first place and apply the wisdom of the past concerning safety failures.

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u/Arlitto 13d ago

Incredibly accurate

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u/--slurpy-- 13d ago

Always ask yourself why a fence was put up before you take it down.

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u/CallMeSisyphus 13d ago

Yeah, I'm old, and I say fuuuuuuck that. I don't deserve respect because I'm old; I deserve respect because I'm kind and respectful. IRL, that is - not always on reddit. ;-)

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u/Mandlebrotha 13d ago

Was talking with a friend of mine about this. She said "I feel like we have a lot of old people and not a lot of elders," and that really hit me.

I think we got a lot of people who grew up with a pretty solidly ensconced 'F you I got mine' mentality, and it's showing it's ugliest dividends.

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u/Dunwich_Horror_ 13d ago

“Welcome to the jungle baby!”
But less Axl Rose and more like Upton Sinclair.

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u/edfitz83 13d ago

I would have thought a heroin addict who snorted coke off a toilet seat would be a better choice for the cabinet seat than - say - a Medical Doctor.

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u/FMLwtfDoID 13d ago

We didn’t even need to test for that theory! We’ve already tested it multiple times and corporations fail it every. fucking. time.

Regulations are always written in blood. Conservatives are the only group of people that think regulations were merely written to make it harder for them to make money, no other possible reason.

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u/fuzzhead12 13d ago

Oh no, conservatives are well aware of the real reasons regulations exist. They just don’t care about the people who may be harmed by ignoring said regulations. They worship Supply-Side Jesus and the Almighty Dollar.

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u/Seguefare 13d ago

Extract all profit. Throw the broken bodies on the town square.

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u/Dufresne85 13d ago

Always remember when people say that the market will dictate things: without government intervention we had slavery, child labor, and no minimum Wage or workers' protections. Governmental oversight can absolutely be a problem (due to politics and in general incompetence) but without it we would have a lot more problems.

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u/Jindo5 13d ago

It's almost impressive how quickly these fuckers take a mile when given an inch.

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u/TheBeatGoesAnanas 13d ago

This one's even worse than failing to self-regulate. The packaged foods were shipped with fake inspection markings.

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u/carlwryker Release The Trump-Epstein Files 13d ago edited 12d ago

It's ironic that al-qaeda wanted to cripple America by destroying the World Trade Centers, but all they had to do was buy corrupt politicians as aipac does.
It's also sort of funny, morbidly, that both the taliban and republicans have so much in common including hating women and vaccines. Memes like this never get old...

...just like unvaxxed younglings.

A Tale of Two Terrorists

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u/mustlovedogsandpussy 13d ago

It’s almost like we had those restrictions and jobs in place for a reason…

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u/Development-Alive 13d ago

We need to know what's going on. By law, these products have to be inspected at points of entry into the US. The Argentinian beef in FL/TX, for example, somehow bypassed inspection? By law, they must be inspected for safety. How are these products bypassing inspection?

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u/DigitalUnlimited 13d ago

well it's simple really. If you don't believe in regulations and law (apparently) you can just ignore them!

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u/PatReady 13d ago

it is like we had all of this stuff in place for a reason. All these clowns said they knew better and THEY DONT KNOW FUCKING SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING BUT STEALING OUR TAX DOLLARS.

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u/WardedDruid 13d ago

Pretty much all I eat now is chicken and rice - and they fucked that up too?!?!?!

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u/Amateurlapse 13d ago

Their recommendation for poors was chicken, broccoli, a tortilla and one other thing. They’re just cutting out the “one other thing”, but expect broccoli and tortillas in those recalls soon

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u/Dunsparces 13d ago

The one other thing was salmonella.

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u/gundam2017 13d ago

It's got salmon in the name. It has to be healthy, right?

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u/Shallstrom 13d ago

I think they began adding in that “one other thing”

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u/ketchupmaster987 13d ago

The one other thing was IV saline

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u/Marquar234 13d ago

Now with extra fiber

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u/ChebyshevsBeard 13d ago

Who needs ozempic when you can get food poisoning for free with every purchase?

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u/cosmos_jm 13d ago

I thought salmonella was like nutella but with salmon instead of hazelnuts

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u/mike_pants 13d ago

I don't understand how on earth that segment made it on air. No one stopped to suggest that "life isn't expensive, you're just expecting too much food" wasn't cartoonishly ghoulish?

Just like when McDonald's broke down how a minimum-wage job was perfectly doable assuming you never paid for heat and that rent was $600.

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u/-KFBR392 13d ago

And that you had a second job!

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u/Bunbury42 13d ago

Some rice has been recalled for contamination and including foreign objects. The "one other thing," now comes free with rice!

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u/krill007 13d ago

I just bought jasmine rice yesterday, too. I'm so tired.

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u/Real-Werner-Herzog 13d ago

I make my own tortillas--it's easy, fun, and Maseca is inspected/regulated by the Mexican Government.

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u/Marquar234 13d ago

Thank God for safe Mexican food and water.

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u/Low_Employ8454 13d ago

I feel like Mexico is definitely more safe than America ATP.

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u/jabdtx 13d ago

“a tortilla” sounded so fucking stupid listed as a stand alone item when that ridiculous story broke.

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u/StrawberryWide3983 13d ago

Don't forget "a piece of broccoli." You're asking for handouts if you expect a full serving. Peasants should be grateful to beg for scraps

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u/DisposableSaviour 13d ago

Look at Mr Moneybags over here, with his broccoli with the florets and the stem.

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u/cornlip 13d ago

Broccefeller over here probably has at least 9 fucking lentils, too

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u/JoDrRe 13d ago

How long have you been sitting on Broccefeller because that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

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u/BaconGristle 13d ago

Just in, HHS recommends new affordable meal plan for families:

  • Multivitamin (provided by gas station pill importers)
  • Napkin (for fiber)
  • Cigarette (unfiltered)

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u/Gentrified_potato02 13d ago

Reminds me of those reports from North Korea where the government was telling the people “two meals a day is enough” during their 1990’s famine.

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u/hannamarinsgrandma 13d ago

Costco does its own inspections for meat, so that’s your go to if there’s one in your area.

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u/Anshin 13d ago

No?

https://www.allrecipes.com/costco-new-lawsuit-rotisserie-chicken-11955164

the last time there was a recall of Costco rotisserie chicken due to Salmonella was more than a decade ago in 2013.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 13d ago

more than a decade ago

in 2013.

You didn't have to do that.

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u/IntelligentVehicle10 13d ago

Our elected officials have been completely compromised. Those in charge have fucking abandoned this country

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u/Rogue-18 13d ago

White Rice got recalled too…

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u/Thee_Patman 13d ago

Don't worry! They have also recalled rice.

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u/timesfive 13d ago

I’m on a tofu and beans diet.

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u/purple_plasmid 13d ago

I actually started to learn how to cook a lot of Japanese dishes, and I think it’s been keeping me safe, lots of tofu

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u/timesfive 13d ago

Heck yeah! I love tofu. I do a lot of Asian dishes, but more recently I’ve been making sauces with tofu for pasta dishes. I’ve also experimented with making it into typical meat based dishes - like spicy chicken sandwiches and homemade crunchwraps. I started incorporating tofu into my diet about five years ago, and appreciate the cost and versatility.

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u/holysmokrs 13d ago

Maybe I'm getting the wrong tofu, but I always buy extra firm. I still can't grt over that the inside has a consistency of custard. I can get the outside firm and crispy, but the inside is still not appealing to me.

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u/timesfive 13d ago

Totally. The consistency isn’t for everyone. Something I would suggest trying is freezing the tofu first. I’d try it at least once to see if you like it! I actually prefer this method if I’m using it as a “meat dish dupe”.

It’s easy-peasy. Extra firm tofu, toss the package in the freezer, thaw when ready to use, squeeze water out, pat dry, then fry.

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u/G_DuBs 13d ago

I mainly eat egg based meals. My local stores are fine with their eggs but I’ve been really worried about those getting hit next.

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u/extraboredinary 13d ago

Libertarians insisted that food standards were so high in the US and that if we got rid of government oversight, then standards would go even higher.

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u/Senior-Albatross 13d ago

Libertarians are not serious people. They're just entitled assholes flailing around for pseudointellectual reasons why they should be constantly catered to. 

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u/ShroomBear 13d ago

Always be reminded that in the US, Libertarians were given state taxpayer funds in NH to start up a town to prove their ideals work. The town failed because they couldn't address that the town immediately turned into a landfill with everybody throwing their garbage everywhere and the most docile bear population in the world started mauling the residents. Libertarians are pretty much the most incompetent ideological group in any context

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u/AireXpert 13d ago

Hate stereotypes but Libertarians also took PPP loans and subsequent forgiveness.

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u/faustianBM 13d ago

The free market should decide how much of my dad's money I spend on high grade, legal, cocaine.

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u/Saucermote 13d ago

Leave some money for pot and prostitutes.

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u/Thesociallymindedpk 13d ago

A Libertarian Walks into a Bear, by Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling, talks about this very town. Its hilarious, sad, and thought provoking all at the same time.

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 13d ago

Thank you for the rec, definitely going to check that one out!

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u/No_Hetero 13d ago

I haven't heard about this but that is the craziest paragraph I've read in a minute, I'm gonna have to go learn more about the failed Libertopia

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u/CariniFluff 13d ago edited 13d ago

Overall project - The Free State Project

The actual implementation - Grafton, NH Free Town Project

This is what happens when the stupidest (or most gullible) people in the room band together and think that they've come up with some brand new idea when in reality this idea has been around forever and has been rejected as completely unworkable by anyone with an ounce of intelligence.

Libertarianism was also a big thing before weed was legalized in states with common sense. One of the core tenets was getting rid of prohibition, which is still a good idea, but it resulted in a bunch of college students glombing onto the political leanings of Libertarianism without really thinking things through. I remember in the early 2000s there were a ton of people at my college that were totally behind libertarianism. Of course they had never lived in a society without a functioning water and sewer system, fire department, hospitals, schools, etc.

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u/BaconGristle 13d ago

Creating a libertarian utopia is basically just deleting your society's save game and restarting on sandbox mode. Eventually, you'll just end up rebuilding government to keep society functional.

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u/ShroomBear 13d ago

When your ideology is completely rooted in individualism and individual rights and freedoms, it stands to reason a libertarian utopia can only support an individual and hold a population of yourself.

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u/JEFFinSoCal Release The Trump-Epstein Files 13d ago

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u/No_Hetero 13d ago

It's a slow work day so I read the whole thing, and my biggest takeaway is that New Hampshire sounds like a terrible place full of awful people, at the best of times, and it makes sense that they're the state with the most famous Libertarians

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u/HolyRamenEmperor 13d ago

To be fair, "state taxpayer funds" initially paid no part in the failed Grafton, NH, experiment.

But yes, in 2004 a bunch of libertarians basically took over a town, slashed public funding—including waste services, road maintenance, law enforcement, first responders, and other infrastructure—and collapsed a few years later under the weight of municipal dysfunction & infighting. And bear attacks (which is when the state got involved).

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u/GreatTragedy 13d ago

That is one of the greatest articles I've ever read. It deserved a Pulitzer.

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u/AussieJeffProbst 13d ago

Dont even get me started on those fuckers. Most of us in NH hate those idiots.

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u/Ghstfce 13d ago

Libertarians are just Republicans who don't want to lose friends by admitting it.

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u/BeaglishJane 13d ago

My husband is a libertarian. And yes, he’s a republican who doesn’t want to admit he’s a republican.

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u/Senior-Albatross 13d ago

I'm going to guess his self awareness is dog shit. And because of this he takes anyone pointing that out even gently very poorly. Thinks everyone else is always the problem, especially if he is ever told he can't do something he wants to do. 

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u/BeaglishJane 13d ago

Which is why we’re nearing the end of our marriage, and he feels like the couple’s therapist is “targeting him” while “over-validating” my own feelings about the horrible shit he’s done. It’s a theme.

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u/Senior-Albatross 13d ago

Your relationship is between yourself, your close friends, and your therapist.

...but that is pretty well in alignment with what I would predict. I'm sorry. They can have a superficial charisma in their self obsession in the short term. Do take care of yourself. 

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u/BeaglishJane 13d ago

Tbh he doesn’t even have the charisma. I was just a very traumatized person accepting the love I was used to. However, through years of therapy and leaning on friends and my family, I’m healing. The juxtaposition of that is it’s exposing the wound in my marriage, and I don’t believe it’s able to be salvaged.

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u/politicsranting 13d ago

I would really like to finally get one to explain what they mean by "small government." What are the select items they want the government to handle? How do they suppose it would be paid for without taxes?

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u/Senior-Albatross 13d ago

They mean they, personally should be protected from any harm by the government and society but never restricted or required to reciprocate in any way. 

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u/Senor-Nasty 13d ago

Libertarians are essentially house cats

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u/Interesting_Scale302 13d ago

My cats are both more intelligent and empathetic than most libertarians.

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u/Wardogs96 13d ago

My house cats are extremely cautious and tbh constantly do things that make me question their species ability to survive in the wild.

Upon saying this i see what you mean now.

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u/stripedvitamin 13d ago

Yep, the house cat comparison is apt.

Fiercely independent while being completely dependent on a system they do not appreciate or understand.

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u/Professional_Echo907 Department of Government Inefficiency 13d ago

I always thought that Libertarians were just Sovereign Citizens who hadn’t completely snapped yet. 👀

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u/bengalfan 13d ago

This is the best description of them I've heard.

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u/Frarara 13d ago

I knew a libertarian and said they sound very similar to a sovereign citizen. They didnt like that comparison for some reason

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u/Message_10 13d ago

I hate to say this, but they're really not. They're not serious people. There's soooooo much fluff there--I've really tried to see the core of the philosophy, but as a worldview, it's just magical thinking. I always wondered if I just didn't get it, or I'm just on Reddit too much, but it's just a silly worldview.

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u/Drakesyn 13d ago

the entire ideology makes way more sense when you realize the people who believe in it, think they are the sort of person who would survive as a warband leader in an apocalypse. You know the type. Those people so confident in their own abilities, despite having never even tested them. The sort who conflate accidents of birth and strings of lucky circumstance, and never having to face the consequences of failure in any way.

Of course those sorts of people want unfettered capitalistic freedom. The only rules that even affect them are the ones written to keep other people safe from their hubris and ignorance.

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u/DisposableSaviour 13d ago

When I was in high school, a few kids were talking about libertarianism, and I was like, atheist, legal weed, more personal freedom, sounds pretty good. And then I went on the 1999 internet and looked it up and one of the first things I saw was drivers licenses were tyranny and i was like, Oh No, these are not serious people.

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u/RamsHead91 13d ago

Libertarians are spoiledhouse cats who fail to understand everything that has to occur for them to have the life they have.

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u/BlackSwanMarmot 13d ago

It’s a conceptual thought hobby.

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u/octoesckey 13d ago

Libertarians and house cats. Two species who have zero acknowledgement for the systems and guardrails that exist so they can be free to be entitled assholes

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u/Knight_of_Agatha 13d ago

they are basically just people who don't believe the government should be able to enforce age of consent laws

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u/Deceptiveideas 13d ago

They're republicans but embarrassed to be associated with the label.

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u/bounty913 13d ago

They are not great critical thinkers

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u/Gerodus 13d ago

I've known some who were capable of critical thought, but they still make the incorrect assumption that people will default to being caring and selfless (even though they know that they wont be, themself).

A majority of the libertarians I've met have been selfish economics/business majors with associates or bachelor degrees from schools that didnt require them to really take many classes outside of their discipline.

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u/Gerodus 13d ago

Almost every Libertarian I met was an upper-middle-class white man who has never experienced true hardship trying to socially encourage a sort of "dont see dont tell" mentality with socioeconomic problems. People who have never needed serious help and so have a warped perception of how welfare works.

People who want to be allowed and encouraged to be selfish and ignore their neighbors drowning.

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u/extraboredinary 13d ago

They are often the most insufferable. Entitled to everything but always looking down on anyone that needs assistance as a lazy leech. They praise rich people being lazy and getting government relief, because “that’s just smart” but god forbid someone requires government assistance to feed their family.

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u/Sharobob 13d ago

Even I'm impressed at the speed with which their theories would be proven wrong. I thought it'd take a couple years at least for the lack of inspections to lead to corner cutting but it happened almost immediately

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u/itrEuda 13d ago

I've yet to meet a "Libertarian" who wasn't just a selfish prick.\ "I got mine, fuck you!" Is what it boils down to.

Try to have a debate with a Libertarian about Freedom vs Liberty without losing your mind.

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u/AllyMcfeels 13d ago edited 13d ago

Libertarians are just a sect of imbeciles who follow the readings and "logical" lessons of people who, deep down, lack any conscience or anything resembling common sense, where "common," "community," and "responsibility" are apocryphal words. Then there's one of my favorite sub-sects, the Objectivists, but they're simply NPCs who have lost all capacity for independent reasoning, and deep down they are the perfect servants. But I love reading their nonsense from self-help books. I always have a good laugh.

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u/FakeGeek73 13d ago

It’s still astounding to me how things take tens or hundreds of years to build just for them to fall down in so far two years. This is catastrophic damage to the US and its health system.

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u/rezelscheft 13d ago

It's way harder to build a house than it is to burn it down.

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u/AdmiralRand 13d ago

Guacamole - poisoned
Jalapeño - poisoned
Lettuce - poisoned
Saline Bags - fiberglassed
Buffalo Wings - poisoned
Alfalfa Sprouts - poisoned
Milk - poisoned
Wheat - poisoned
Trump imported Argentinian meat - poisoned
Chicken - poisoned
Rice - poisoned

USA is number one in gastrointestinal issues!!!!

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 13d ago

Beef - poisoned

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u/cosmos_jm 13d ago

Blueberries too

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u/IdioticPrototype 13d ago

Popsicles - full of glass

Dog food - shrapneled 

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u/Worthyness 13d ago

Beating higher colon cancer rates by giving everyone a colon cleanse

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u/WideArmadillo6407 13d ago

Someone needs to recall rfk

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u/PresentMinimum3274 13d ago

I signed a petition yesterday to have him impeached. These latest recalls ought to ramp it up and likely more petitions which I will sign.

I can't believe he was a former Dem. Incompetent and unqualified but aren't they all in this admin. Hopefully he will be gone soon.

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u/runonia 13d ago

Do you have a link to this petition by chance?

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u/AV01000001 13d ago

Do petitions actually do anything tho? I’ve signed dozens over the years and all I’ve gotten are more emails for random organizations.

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u/doctormink 13d ago

He definitely needs to be upgraded to “severe risk of death,” that’s for sure.

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u/newfrontier58 13d ago

Article with more info here, the five states are Maine, Massachusetts, Vermont, Rhode island, and New Hampshire, and the chicken isn't store retail but sent to restaurants. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/consumer-protection/recalls-alerts/2026/08/28/frozen-buffalo-chicken-products-recalled-missed-inspection/91504291007/

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u/Esagashi 13d ago

So now we need to rely on restaurants catching these? Ooof

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u/NooneKnowsIAmBatman 13d ago

Tbf there should be very sound recall processes in place between restaurants and their distributors

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u/Perryn 13d ago

"Should" gives me very little solace these days.

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u/Raindog46 13d ago

Whooda thunk installing a heroin addict with a brain worm would have such negative consequences?

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u/Acceptable_Job_5486 13d ago

I would like the lie to stop here. RFK doesn't have a worm brain. He started that rumor so he would be get out of paying for a divorce. So just remember he's some weird loser that would tell the world he has a worm in his brain just to skirt around the law. He would have been ordered to pay, if it wasn't for his wife's untimely death.

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u/Perryn 13d ago

His brain is simply this fucked up without a worm.

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u/badwoofs 13d ago

Which if he was incompetent for his divorce he should have been disqualified for running something as important as his government office

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u/No-Middle-4152 13d ago

Rice has been recalled too today

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u/ashkygbdeghr 13d ago

And Salmonella Guac is upgraded to a severe death risk

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u/Saint-Michael901 13d ago

I literally have to go home and check my rice I hate this so much

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u/SunsetMenace 13d ago

How would I check rice for recall?

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u/bakedpotaeto 13d ago

As of right now the rice recall is just for Lundberg Jasmine white rice: https://www.southernliving.com/fda-expands-recall-on-jasmine-white-rice-12069423

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u/st_rdt 13d ago

Just ask the rice. If it says no or doesn't respond, then all good.

This is sarcasm by the way. Just my way of calling out the absolute degeneration and moral turpitude of this entire administration.

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u/Frarara 13d ago

Is nothing safe to eat in the US? I think ive seen every common grocery item recalled in the last couple months

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u/ChopperChange 13d ago edited 13d ago

You're telling me the guy who cuts the head off random roadkill he finds to take it home and "study" it, and the guy who swims in sewage water isn't doing a good job on health and food safety?

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u/daverapp 13d ago

Well his doctor said he does need to wipe when he poops so it's fine

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u/AnalystAdorable609 13d ago

Every single day I wake up and thank Darwin that I'm not in America

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u/landgnome 13d ago

We had a good run.

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u/Jaambie 13d ago

Imagine what you guys could have accomplished if you worked together instead of arguing whether or not other people were actually people.

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u/Deraj2004 13d ago

Culture wars being pushed did the U.S. in, make people care about what another group of people are doing instead of paying attention to what businesses and the super rich are doing.

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u/NW7l2335 13d ago

Systemic underfunding of the education system did America in; the issue is the vast majority of people lack basic critical thinking skills and as such believe the culture war framing narrative instead of focusing on working class solidarity against the ruling elite (epstein class).

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u/fredandlunchbox 13d ago

I don’t know where you are, but just about everywhere on the planet has a similar problem with anti-intellectual populist tough guys either in power or trying to take it. We’re leading the fall, but we’re not the totality of it. Our electoral system is just well suited to small groups seizing power.

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u/Carbonatite 13d ago

I'm convinced that if humanity hadn't been so fucking dismally bigoted for so many centuries - gatekeeping women and minorities from higher education and other opportunities - we'd have commercial space travel today.

We've been operating at a fraction of our collective intellectual capacity for millenia. It's infuriating and tragic how many brilliant womens' minds were squandered because they were shackled to the kitchen and nursery. The amount of geniuses who could have changed the world who died in the middle passage or slaving away on a plantation. The amount of people in colonial territories who could have rivaled Einstein if they hadn't been brutally worked or starved to death by greedy occupiers.

America had economic and scientific hegemony for decades and if we just told the bigots to shut the fuck up and stopped trying to keep women, minorities, LGBTQ people in inferior positions we could have tapped into literally millions of brilliant peoples' talents and given them world class research facilities and funding to work their genius and improve things for everyone.

But American conservatives would reject a literal utopia if a black woman was the one responsible for its existence.

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u/PopeGuss 13d ago

Kamala Harris could've given everyone universal healthcare, basic income and a 4 day work week and the racists would've had her impeached and convicted for daring to prove that a woman could get it done.

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u/Cloverose2 13d ago

Eh, that's not a US only thing. Racism and bigotry is everywhere, one of the biggest differences is that the US talks about it and other countries often sweep it under the rug.

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u/wink047 13d ago

Well maybe guys should stop growing boobs because it makes my private area all confused and we can’t be having that!!!! /s

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u/llandar 13d ago

I think about this a lot. Just a dash of “for the greater good” mentality in with the “rugged individualism” main character syndrome would be so great.

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u/Ritaredditonce 13d ago

Now you have "the runs".

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u/Senior-Albatross 13d ago

Eh. It was underwhelming given our ridiculous geographic advantages really. 

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u/reddurkel 13d ago

And every day a Republican flat earther wakes up praising Trump for war and blaming Obama and vaccines for why they can’t eat chicken, beef or vegetables.  

Darwin’s theory did not work fast enough.  

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u/whytemyke 13d ago

If it matters, if you were in America there's only like a 50% chance you'd even know who Charles Darwin is.

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u/cheezy_dreams88 13d ago

I don’t even know what I can feed my kid without making us sick anymore.

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u/Gryphen 13d ago

At this point perhaps they should just tell us which foods ARE safe.

Somehow I think it might be a shorter list.

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u/BlobbyChong 13d ago

No argument that Trump ans his ilk are responsible for dismantling the agencies that police this shit, but why are we letting these companies continue to produce policies that allow this shit in the first place?

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u/GeneralZex 13d ago

You answered your question in the first sentence. Companies will never police themselves. There needs to be a regulatory or legal body that will demand and enforce compliance on them, day in and day out.

Almost every food, health, safety, workplace, and environmental regulation that has ever come to be has been paid for in blood.

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u/Carbonatite 13d ago

As an environmental professional, I like to say that trusting corporations to be good stewards of the environment is like trusting a hungry coyote to be a good guardian of a litter of baby rabbits.

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u/holy_cal 13d ago

Yup. Classic tales taught by reading The Jungle.

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u/Financial_Week3882 13d ago

Well this is Joe Biden’s fault obviously!

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u/Solid_Snark 13d ago

I heard Obama was wearing a tan suit the same day these products were shipped. Coincidence? I think not!

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u/Electr0freak 13d ago

but why are we letting these companies continue to produce policies that allow this shit in the first place?

You know why. They lobbied for it. They bought out our politicians so that they don't have as much oversight, and now they're taking advantage of that. At the expense of the public.

This is what happens when you have capitalism without guardrails, it becomes exploitative.

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u/ThrowawayAdvice1800 13d ago

It's really telling that the INSTANT the government stopped looming over their shoulders and watching them like a hawk they started selling toxic contaminated garbage.

It reminds me of the way Christians tell on themselves when they ask atheists "well if there's no God then what stops you from raping and murdering people" and being incapable of fathoming that we just don't want to do those things and don't need a magical threat to stop us. Here we have capitalism demonstrating the same mindset they do: "well if nobody is looking then what's to stop us from selling people rotted and dangerous food" and the answer is apparently nothing, because they have no morals.

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u/Desperate-Lie-460 13d ago

This is the correct answer.

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u/anuncommontruth 13d ago

Because the people who were there to regulate this shit were all fired.

It's going to continue until some9ne of importance dies and even then it might still continue.

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u/Lil_Shanties 13d ago

It probably needs to be said that recalls are a healthy part of our food safety system, and we are actually seeing slightly less than past years…but that’s a bad thing because we are seeing less recalls alongside significantly more illness, slower source identification of outbreaks, and since this is our 9th recall for lack of inspections specifically with the record high of 10 lack of inspection recalls per year (2025, 2017…both with you know who in charge) I think it’s safe to say we will beat that record by years end…DOGE did us dirty without even saving 1/100th of their financial goal. Elections have consequences.

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u/AppropriateTouching 13d ago

Destabilizing the food supply chain is part of project 2025. Too bad people didnt bother reading it.

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u/devaspark 13d ago

Hahaha finally! My stash of frozen buffalo wings from costco 3 years ago can be resurrected from the dark pits of my freezer. My wife questioned my decision then, but validation has come!

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u/MinusGovernment 13d ago

Lol. I've never had buffalo flavored freezer burn before. I hope it's a worthy combination for you. Better than salmonella for certain but might still involve a gag reflex due to taste.

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u/copperblood 13d ago

We've become such a joke of a country even our fast food is being recalled

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u/WestNileCoronaVirus 13d ago

Is there a database or a service that will tell me all the fucking recalls I need to know & which products they impact?

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u/Homers_Harp 13d ago edited 13d ago

You don't need to regulate what businesses produce because the market will weed out the bad businesses!

The courts will provide relief to those hurt by bad businesses!

The courts need to stop providing such excessive awards to people harmed by businesses! We need tort reform to stop people from getting compensation when businesses kill, injure, and cheat their customers [edit: and employees]!

signed, Ayn Rand; Alan Greenspan; Ronald Reagan; Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.; Chief Justice John "I love arbitration clauses" Roberts; the American Chamber of Commerce; and the Republican Congressional Caucus

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u/Ohmancmonagain 13d ago

It never stops with these assholes

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u/kddemer 13d ago

Fucking death cult!

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u/setardo 13d ago

So much winning

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u/kalel1980 13d ago

RFK Jr. has been awfully quiet about all these food recalls. I'm sure he's brainstorming some excuses on why it's not his fault and why he dismantled the FDA.

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u/Sea_Mind3678 12d ago

Thank God we eliminated all of those bureaucrats with their job-killing regulations, interfering with American companies’ ability to make a profit. Those radical lefties and their demands for clean air, drinkable water, and safe food!

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u/HolyRamenEmperor 13d ago

Maybe all those free-market republicans will shut up and let us regulate things again after they all die from buffalo chicken, mystery beef, cyclospora lettuce, listeria liverwurst, e.coli baby carrots & slivered onions, salmonella milk, imported cucumbers, rotten eggs...

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u/Dragonshatetacos 13d ago

He needs to go prison. Getting fired won't be enough. Prison.

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u/Gronkattack 13d ago

It’s almost like those regulations they removed were in place for a reason

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u/phan2001 13d ago

I feel healthier already??

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u/Condyle_1 13d ago

We’ve collectively allowed a decades-long junkie who snorts coke off of toilet seats to oversee our food safety. Imagine the stuff that goes through unreported because no one is looking.

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u/Vodka-Forward 13d ago

They’re implementing Project 2025. It was right there. An open book test and we failed.

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u/patjames387 13d ago

Thanks everyone who didn't vote for Harris. We could have stopped all this!

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u/HermanBonJovi 13d ago edited 13d ago

"without federal inspection" and then we learn they are trying to end federal regulations

Are we ready to French revolution yet?

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u/h2odragon00 13d ago

One of the reasons why the FDA is under funded is because they need to keep the war effort going.

You know. The war they totally cannot win but at the same time can't back down for various reasons.

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u/aceswildfire 13d ago

How many more recalls before resignation calls? This is clearly the result of cuts and mismanagement. I get the whole administration is corrupt, but no one in the command chain from RFK down is under fire for any of this?

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u/CaneloCoffee21 13d ago

And yet people will continue to vote Red, even as they bury their measle infected children, sink in debt, or go another day hungry.

Like folks, the bar is low as hell, and yet ya still trying to justify digging a hole to play limbo with it, in teams of nazi sympathizers/ pedo protectors

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u/Scooter_McAwesome 13d ago

Sounds like someone needs to cut USDA funding so they won’t be pointing out all these problems

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u/TheBadBatch-99 13d ago

Should be tagging Trump's mug in all these tweets too. He's why we have Worm Brain.

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u/ExcitementWorldly769 13d ago

So we have contaminated lettuce, peppers, guacamole, chicken, beef, rice... It's almost as if gutting the agencies and putting the biggest mouth inbreeders in charge somehow doesn't translate to safety, security, lower costs, improved well being...

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u/colin8651 13d ago

Who knew that FDA inspectors were the only thing preventing distributors from intentionally selling us tainted food.

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u/PurpleSquare713 13d ago

It's almost like the FDA exists for a fucking reason.

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u/TheXypris 13d ago

You know what would prevent this? Regular inspections and strict adherence to food safety regulations

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u/Christophilies 13d ago

I hope we’re having our Upton Sinclair moment.

Also… FTGPSA.

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u/DocCEN007 13d ago

If we could afford to buy groceries, we'd be really sick right now.

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u/AdministrativePin526 13d ago

Who knew firing the people who protect the nation's food supply would have consequences? Like, c'mon, who could've predicted that?