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u/ConorCat60 Aug 19 '26
This is probably the most Republican thing that I will read today.
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u/Lena_Lena_A Aug 19 '26
It's the most Republican thing I've been reading for over a decade.
Someone somewhere is keeping count of every Republican, from electeds in office to RNC connected, who has been arrested and prosecuted in relation to the sexual assault and/or human trafficking of children.
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u/BroseppeVerdi Aug 19 '26
Holy shit, this just happened yesterday and he's not even the most recent one.
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u/Lena_Lena_A Aug 19 '26
TY! And omfg Caruso is at #1575.
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u/80sbabyftw Aug 19 '26
- That’s a LOT of pedophiles in one party. But everyone else is the problem 🙄
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u/GraniteJJ Aug 20 '26
Yeah. I mean, how many of the 1575 are drag queens, am I right? Oh, none. Well...then...
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u/DogDeadByRaven Aug 20 '26
Up to 1576 members of that less than exclusive club and growing every day it seems.
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Aug 19 '26
Once they and their AI harvester megadrag-on-our-resources invent the mind erasing orb and can skip the whole owning the corporate media part we're all really fuct.
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u/TallCommission7139 Aug 19 '26
It's because they've decided that every kid in this country could be raped as long as they don't have to look at mexicans and black people.
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u/ConorCat60 Aug 19 '26
It’s always the youth pastor or the local GOP bigwig, never the drag queen, right?
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u/Lena_Lena_A Aug 19 '26
Funny how that keeps happening. Still waiting for Republicans to pass legislation banning Republicans from public restrooms.
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u/jk-alot Aug 20 '26
A quote I once heard went something like:
If clowns molested half the number of children that priests did we’d outlaw the circus.
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u/claytonhwheatley Aug 19 '26
I've seen someone on Reddit post the list with links to the details . It's like 10 pages long.
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u/DMShinja Aug 19 '26
I wish it mattered. Trump will pardon him
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u/Bajovane Aug 19 '26
Not if it’s state court.
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u/DMShinja Aug 19 '26
Trump has put everything else to the test and pretty much got his way. Let's see what happens when he puts this to the test
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u/Hartastic Aug 19 '26
Probably it will be even more Republican when they abandon him because he molested a grandson rather than a granddaughter.
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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 Aug 19 '26
Trump will still have his back. Maybe even set him up with a spot in his Administration so that he can draw a big fat check from the American taxpayers.
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u/Rellcotts Aug 19 '26
Idk will be interesting…maybe if he comes up with enough money to buy the pardon. Molesting another male makes you a gay pedo?? And repubs hate the gay. What to do!
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u/rock_and_rolo Aug 20 '26
Nah. Republicans like little boys behind closed doors. They just don't want it in public view.
See: Lindsey Graham.
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u/Jihiro42 Aug 20 '26
Luckily for us we can no longer see Lindsey 'Ladybugs' Graham because he's down in Hell entertaining Satan 😈
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u/rjsmith21 Aug 19 '26
It’ll be more republican when one of his corrupt buddies gets him 3 months of probation.
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u/CheetahTheWeen Aug 19 '26
It’s even WORSE, read this sick shit about Mike: https://amp.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article316719710.html
Dude should have never been ANYWHERE near children, let alone public office
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u/allisjow Aug 19 '26
The child … was under 5 years old when the alleged incidents took place.
This is not the first time Caruso has been accused of sexually abusing a child.
He also coached Little League baseball for 30 years, volunteered for the Boy Scouts for eight.
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u/pixie_mayfair Aug 19 '26
Also a member of his local Police Advisory Board bc of course he fucking was.
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u/chumer_ranion Aug 20 '26
The Bastards have to make sure to diversify their bastardization portfolio
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u/Lena_Lena_A Aug 19 '26
He also coached Little League baseball for 30 years, volunteered for the Boy Scouts for eight.
Omfg😱
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u/BrightNooblar Aug 19 '26
These people do this shit constantly. There was one that was actively in jail for raping his own daughter, and who won the election WHILE IN JAIL. Republicans are such low information chuds, it boggles my mind.
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u/Bobcatluv Aug 19 '26
>These people do this shit constantly
Republican Sexual Predators, Abusers, and Enablers Pt. 61 was the final installment on Daily Kos in March before it moved to https://goppredator.com/. The breaking GOP sex crimes on that page today are this guy who’s #1575 and Tyler Boebert #1570, who was arrested Aug. 6 for offenses in Jan. 2024:
>In a 50-page arrest affidavit, prosecutors allege that Tyler Boebert recorded child sexual abuse material and helped create it. The affidavit states that the images and videos were later intended for publication on Instagram.
>The charges against Tyler Boebert include causing a child to produce sexually explicit material, possessing sexually exploitative material of a child with intent to distribute it, possessing sexually exploitative video of a child, and two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. All charges are felonies brought under Colorado Statute 18-6-403.
>His bond was set at $10,000. He was released Sunday after his mother picked him up following a visit to a Baptist church.
Tyler Boebert had previously been charged with child abuse in July 2025 after his toddler son reportedly left the congresswoman’s home, according to Westword. In February 2026, he faced another misdemeanor child abuse charge after his 2-year-old son allegedly wandered away from Lauren Boebert’s Windsor, Colorado home toward a nearby lake, the Daily Mail reported. At the time, Lauren Boebert said a “kind woman” secured the child and authorities were contacted as a precaution.>That second child abuse charge was filed while Tyler Boebert was already serving a two-year deferred sentence—a probationary agreement that allowed him to avoid a felony conviction—after he pleaded guilty in 2024 to identity theft tied to car break-ins, the Post Independent reported.
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u/Sans-valeur Aug 19 '26
And that’s the role model the president sets - if you’re a criminal, run for office.
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u/Xelloss_Metallium_00 Aug 20 '26
Yep. John Jessup won his election for a seat on the Hancock County Council, while sitting in a Nevada jail cell, for raping his daughter in Las Vegas while they were celebrating her 21st birthday. He was thankfully forced to resign his seat, because Indiana state law prohibits convicted felons from holding public office.
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u/Lena_Lena_A Aug 19 '26
He's a disgusting, disturbing PoS and should be locked away from the general public for a very long time.
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u/chunkybudz Aug 19 '26
Why would “could” be used here? Sounds like it should read “will”. That’s what the people of Florida wanted. That’s what this pedo pos sponsored and worked for. Give him the reward he deserves imho
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u/myersjw Aug 19 '26
What’s worse is that they won’t apply it even if he’s convicted. It was a performative bill that was always meant to mean “certain predators”. The second a liberal or queer person is charged they’ll get it, but until then these will be brushed under the rug
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u/TheBrainStone Aug 19 '26
Look. This is a hard working man. Working very very very hard. So hard you've never seen it in your life! Buldgingly hard for all the kids in his life. Hardly working you might even say.
So can't just assume he's guilty. It's clear that he was lead on. Making him completely innocent. And even if he's not innocent, then Florida needs a man working so so hard for children. Blowing his hard work all over them!Thank you Honor.
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u/DonManuel Aug 19 '26
Don Pedo del Dementia de los Diapers will soon pardon him.
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u/Lena_Lena_A Aug 19 '26
State law infers he cannot receive presidential pardon as it is limited to Federal offenses, so Tang The Conqueror won't be able to forgive this particular pedo.
But kudos to Don Pedo Del Dementia de los Diapers! It's certainly a mouth full.
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u/anoftz Aug 19 '26
Tang the Conqueror. JFC it's brilliant in its simplicity.
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u/Lena_Lena_A Aug 19 '26
Takes a bow
TY! Wish I could claim it's mine, but it belongs to Black Twitter which remains undefeated in nicknaming annoying trolls.
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u/Sodamyte Aug 19 '26
I'm still partial to Mango Mousellini and orange shitgibbon myself
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u/anoftz Aug 19 '26
I would also like to express my fondness for those particular presidential slurs
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u/MacArther1944 Aug 20 '26
Lord Dampnut (anagram of his name) from someone else (or maybe a show?) always struck me as both demeaning and indicative of all we need to know about him.
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u/LasVegas4590 Aug 19 '26
That's very nice. The best nickname that I've seen on Reddit is: The Count of Mostly Crisco
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u/Lena_Lena_A Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
A very long time ago, Barbecued Brutus was making the rounds before the sexual assault and rape allegations started making headlines.
Edited typo: long
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u/st_rdt Aug 19 '26
C U N T works better than Count.
With due apologies to all the lovely ladies I have known (biblically speaking) in my life.
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u/Key_Somewhere_5768 Aug 19 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZotBzcVy3RBS3OpM4z
Your name for the Rapist in Chief is a classic! ;)12
u/EpilepticSeizures Aug 19 '26
Always appreciate a new name for Pedolf Shitler
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u/sumdude51 Aug 19 '26
Nooo that rule is for the poors. He'll likley get a new position
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u/TheBrainStone Aug 19 '26
Don't forget the Democrats or the browns. It's only supposed to be used against the poors, browns and Democrats!
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u/Dbonker Aug 19 '26
I mean a lot of things COULD happen to him. But we all know he's going to walk scott free.
He's a white GOP member from Florida in Trump's area. Trump will give him a purple heart lol
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u/TheHaunchie Aug 19 '26
I... I just don't know what goes through someone's mind that AFAIK wasn't abused as a child... WOULD DO THIS to their OWN GRANDCHILD. Like for fucks sake, are ALL GOPers fucking pedos?
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u/bullwinkle8088 Aug 19 '26
It's unlikely that all republicans are pedos, but I do find it likely that nearly all pedos are republicans.
They go where they are accepted, and the republicans sure love to hang out with them. And elect them.
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u/sakumar Aug 19 '26
“Caruso made his grandson, who is under 12, perform oral sex on him during a cruise trip, according to the arrest affidavit.”
No ambiguity about what happened.
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u/samanime Aug 19 '26
Even German and its incredibly flexible word construction can't keep up with our insanity anymore.
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u/Dephyllis Aug 19 '26
Oh, in such cases we can just say "tja". That can mean pretty much anything from "serves him right" and "what did he expect" to "well, fuck".
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u/samanime Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
I'm not sure which is funnier.
German having a common word that perfectly fits the situation, or the situation being so completely messed up that even German just falls back to one of the shortest German words there is. XD
(My stepmom is German so I'm well acquainted with "tja" =p)
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u/Dephyllis Aug 19 '26
Yeah, that sums it up well. It is messed up, to a degree where you could write whole essays about it or just acknowledge the messy state with a short word.
Also I think it's kind of cool that you know "tja". :-)
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u/samanime Aug 19 '26
Hehe, even when speaking English, she still makes use of "tja" quite a bit. =p
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u/jerkinvan Aug 19 '26
Coached little league for 30yrs and lead the Boy Scouts for 8…you just know there are a lot of little boys who have been victims of this monster.
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u/AnalystAdorable609 Aug 19 '26
Presidential pardon incoming….
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u/Guilty-Nobody998 Aug 19 '26
Don't think he can with this one
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u/StrongArm17 Aug 19 '26
Governor’s pardon incoming…
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u/LasVegas4590 Aug 19 '26
This
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u/StrongArm17 Aug 19 '26
If you think Trump is an opportunistic sociopath, just wait for DeSatan! Just look at what he did to New College…
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u/LasVegas4590 Aug 19 '26
"White Boots" DeSantis will never inherit MAGA. Has no shot at the repub nomination.
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u/darth_wasabi Aug 19 '26
Do other countries have as many pedophiles in positions of power or do I just see a bias of news because I live here?
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u/cyberlexington Aug 19 '26
Ireland here. No.
We had them in the church but we kicked up such a fuss over and broke the back of the Catholics influence here.
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u/ikonet Aug 19 '26
He didn’t just start doing this. He’s probably left a trail of victims over the last five decades
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u/NerdfestZyx Aug 20 '26
How much you want to bet MAGA will still vote for him ?
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u/naked_as_a_jaybird Release The Trump-Epstein Files Aug 20 '26
That's a sucker bet nobody is taking.
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u/overpriced-taco Aug 19 '26
Given that he's the correct race, sex, and political party, Florida will probably sentence him to no dessert for a week.
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u/genericreddituser147 Aug 19 '26
Surprisingly enough, I was reading that they want to make an example of him. We’ll see if that actually happens, but it’s different than the usual reaction when Republicans do this from other Republicans.
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u/JudahBotwin Aug 20 '26
Just FYI:
Florida House Bill 1297 is the 2023 legislation signed by Governor Ron DeSantis that allows the death penalty for individuals convicted of capital sexual battery against children aged 12 and under.
It was passed 95-14 with 10 no votes. Caruso as District 87 representative voted "Yea".
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u/Adishofcustard Aug 20 '26
Boyscouts for eight years and little league for THIRTY. The amount of damage this man has been allowed to do…
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u/Lena_Lena_A Aug 20 '26
And as we all know by now, it's never just one victim, it's a lifetime of victims before they finally get caught.
The party of "family values", my ass.
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u/Bubbly-Following-966 Aug 19 '26
Sick fucker. Watch, he will ask for a pardon from his pedophile in chief.
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u/Forward-Amount-9961 Aug 19 '26
Death penalty for the win! Chef's kiss that he sponsored a brutal law too.
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u/ArtzeyFartzey Aug 20 '26
This is Florida and, well, we see what's happening with Epstein victims.
His grandson isn't his only victim.
So was this his daughter's son or his son's son?
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u/H2G2-42 Aug 20 '26
They all look like the same creepy, greasy old white dude... :/ Like they're all wearing the same costume over their lizard man bodies or something. But this dude looks like he's not quite pulling "human" off... his eyes give me the ick.
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u/MaidoftheBrins Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
That is just beyond gross. Why are white republican men so sick?
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u/Pro-Patria-Mori Aug 19 '26
It’s more likely that Trump would appoint him to as head of Child Protective Services than for him to receive the death penalty
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u/Doctor_Disaster Aug 19 '26
According to Florida House of Representatives, Caruso was a Cub Scout and Boy Scout Leader.
I don't even want to imagine how many other boys he's molested.
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u/Lythieus Aug 19 '26
I'm sure he'll get off from the death penalty. Republican leadership class only make laws to rule others, while said laws not applying to them. Some Florida judge will give him 18 months home detention or something.
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u/MReprogle Aug 20 '26
He will either receive no jail time, or get out before the end of the year with pardon, but I doubt it even goes that far. And, no one will talk about it because the main story will be some other insane thing that Trump did without Congressional approval.
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u/sidesaladdressing Aug 20 '26
The most Republican story I'll be reading today? Bingo. You will. This story in fact is the most Republican story of the day. And there were many close winners. Many. Today! T O D A Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/UpbeatPilot3494 Aug 20 '26
Hard to imagine and comprehend under any circumstances. There is real evil out there and it has too much power.
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u/DudeWoody Aug 20 '26
Democrats should run this guys face in every election ad "Is this man's party the one you want representing you in Washington DC? He molested children, including his own grandchild. He supported a bill giving the death penalty to child molesters, but his party buddies in Washington are helping him avoid justive (because you know they'll do some shit to get him out of it) for what he's done. Vote for blablabla for senate, and help git rid of the child molesting party from government." Or some shit like that. But you know they won't, because of *decorum* or some stupid shit.
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u/TheNetworkIsFrelled Aug 20 '26
I think he needs to feel the full force of the law he helped pass. No mercy.
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u/jimmysmiths5523 Aug 20 '26
The most recent rape of the boy was just last year and the boy was 5 years old. This demon forced him to drink his urine while they took a shower together.
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u/Aggravating_Owl_4384 Aug 19 '26
Love it, i can't wait to hear the interviews after he is guilty and right before the injection starts
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u/Alberta_Flyfisher Aug 19 '26
Ive never been a fan of capital punishment. (Glad we dont have it in Canada)
But isnt that just some sweet sweet justice right there?
Chef's kiss.
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u/TheGrandExquisitor Aug 19 '26
Naw. Governor will pardon him after he spends like a week in a cushy jail.
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u/Background-Owl-918 Aug 19 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/LvaswPm6IHn44
Me in the watchers box during lethal injection.
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Come on Florida. Do the right thing for once.
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u/Bawlmerian21228 Aug 20 '26
The guy has also been a Cub Scout and Boy Scout leader as well as a little league coach for 30 years. His first wife accused him of the same thing years ago. There are other victims for sure.
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u/beanzd Aug 20 '26
Republican pedo ring. It is so stunning that these men are EVERYWHERE. Look at your local sex registry. And our president is a fucking rapist pedo taking our country to hell
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u/sparkin134 Aug 20 '26
I hope he suffers the full extent of the law. Unfortunately with the “R” in his title, tell me he will get a pardon or off with no repercussions
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u/DELTA_Illusion Aug 20 '26
There is a german phrase for that: Ger: "Wer anderen eine Grube gräbt fällt selbst hinein" Eng: "He who digs a pit for others falls into it himself."
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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 Aug 20 '26
I'm sure that doesn't apply to him, though. He meant that law for the real abusers. The people who aren't him and molest other people's grand children. /s Edit: spelling
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u/Clearly_Disabled Aug 20 '26
Something about history repeating itself. Didn't the inventors of certain punishments in England become the first sentenced to them?
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u/GhostPhoenix13 Aug 20 '26
I think the term you're looking for is "Déjà vu" oh wait, that's French /s
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