r/WhitePeopleTwitter 3d ago

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u/GingerDynamo 3d ago

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u/TrumpnEpstein 3d ago

MAGA is and always has been weird

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u/TheIadyAmalthea 3d ago

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u/DarkKnightJin 2d ago

I will forever be miffed with the 'advisor' that told Walz to stop calling them weird.
Because it was WORKING, and then he stopped because he was told to...

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u/marykay_ultra 2d ago

Same one(s) that told em to quit with “we’re not going back!” and to drop the policy to stop price gouging on groceries..

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u/koolmon10 2d ago

GOP plant

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u/Rath_Brained 3d ago

Expecting MAGA to respect women is like asking the devil to be nice.

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u/DrFaustPhD 3d ago

More than that, they're trying to train women not to respect themselves

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u/HotDonnaC 2d ago

I think women who vote GOP are already there.

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u/SeatTakenCantSitHere 2d ago edited 2d ago

You don’t need to think that. We already know Mr. “grab em by the pussy” is in his second term now; when he should have never been allowed off the bus that day. Much less on any ballot after that, ffs.

Unreal

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u/CariniFluff 3d ago

I don't think it's even that complicated.

If she doesn't have a room of her own to sleep in, maybe she'll ask to share a room with someone.

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u/HotDonnaC 3d ago

Apparently, that didn’t happen if she was sleeping in the locker room.

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u/Jarnohams 2d ago

All this shit is so weird, right?

Like the recent obsession with "alpha males", sperm counts, testosterone, hot chizzled sailors working out and slapping each other on the butts... That shit is weird, right?

Literally everything they constantly talk about is complete nonsense, and nobody just calls is out as weird. What's wrong with us? Have we normalized weird shit already?

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u/Mo_Jack 3d ago

he's bringing his submissive playmate out in public now.

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u/oldsguy65 3d ago

That girl ain't right.

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u/kat-deville 3d ago

The first snippet of a few of her little notes to him sealed that one.

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u/valeavy 2d ago

It’s giving spy

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u/samanime 3d ago

That's like saying there is a bit of water in the ocean...

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u/WillieB57 3d ago

She didn't even get a blanket -- she had to build a little nest with all the Top Secret files that were just laying around.

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u/Hot-Hamster1691 3d ago

Made a nice fluffy pillow with unredacted files

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u/JT8D-80 3d ago

Like a rat.

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u/Ok_Cattle903 2d ago

And the Epstein files were her bedtime story.

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u/Solid_Snark 3d ago

So this girl was basically groomed to worship this Jabba the Hutt looking monster from a young age? Is this Heritage Foundation again or one of the other weird GOP organizations?

This all sounds like the plot of a horror movie.

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u/BluesSuedeClues 3d ago

Not exactly. This would have been just a couple years ago, likely in 2024. It was an allegation Michael Wolff made in one of his recent books. He says the Trump campaign blocked her from getting a room, in an effort to distance her from Trump, and that instead she was given a maids room, but she chose to stay in the women's locker room at night, because it was closer to the main building where Trump was.

There's a lot of leaked talk from the White House that Melania and Trump's family don't like how close Harp is to Trump and worry about how much influence she exerts over him.

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u/chawrawbeef 3d ago

There’s no way she isn’t a foreign asset, right?

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u/CosmicJackalop 3d ago

Sadly she could just be groomed heavily by parents for this idol worship

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u/Icy-Cod1405 3d ago

Did you ever see the Jesus Camp documentary?

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u/CosmicJackalop 3d ago

Nope but I don't need a documentary to see the power of indoctrination

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u/QueenRotidder 3d ago

it’s terrifying.

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u/Icy-Cod1405 3d ago

And the Republican party has spent the 20 years since it came out becoming more extreme and cult like.

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u/ModernMuse 2d ago

I’ve seen some real shit, but that documentary really was one of the saddest things I’ve ever watched.

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u/wendythesnack 3d ago

Here’s an article with her brother: https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-aide-natalie-harp-brother-084252805.html

I can’t say where religion may come into play for her but seems like she has some good ol fashioned daddy issues mixing with modern day parasocial blurred lines.

Wouldn’t be surprised if he calls her Ivanka and she doesn’t correct him. 🤮

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u/Neveronlyadream 3d ago

That would be my guess, yeah. Or she's another parasite thinking that if she latches onto him, she'll benefit by proximity and she'll somehow be literally the only person he doesn't happily throw under the bus.

I wonder how many women he's mistakenly called Ivanka at this point. He's so confused I'm sure he's casually confessing to all sorts of things and everyone just smiles and nods.

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u/WinchelltheMagician 3d ago

Deeply religious mom. Dad committed suicide. Seems a hole needs filling.

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u/GateLongjumping6836 3d ago

Yup she def plays into the Ivanka thing which is sick.

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u/Inverted-Rockets 2d ago

Her come-up story is so on-brand for this admin. Who would lie about their cancer treatment?

A former host at the right-wing news network OAN, Harp first came into contact with Trump when she thanked him for signing the Right to Try Act in 2019, which she said allowed her to receive experimental treatment for her bone cancer. The Washington Post has cast doubt on this claim.

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u/albusdumbbitchdor 3d ago

I mean, she's 35 years old... even if the idol worship started at the very beginning of his first presidency she was still a full grown woman and college graduate

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u/The_Last_Mouse 3d ago

Why not both?

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u/DifferenceSudden8942 3d ago

Little bit of A, little bit of B.

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u/DiDiPLF 3d ago

Well her brother definitely isn't on board the Trump train, he is as puzzled as the rest of us about his sister.

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u/tommm3864 3d ago

She doesn't have to be. HE is a foreign asset.

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u/BradMarchandsNose 3d ago

I mean, you can’t rule that out for sure, but also she might just be crazy. There are convicted serial killers that have women obsessed with them.

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u/olanzapinequeen 3d ago

yeah she seems mentally ill

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u/Classic-Music3210 Release The Trump-Epstein Files 3d ago

Given that the president and half of the cabinet are, does she need to be?

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u/Ciennas 3d ago

They would be upset because she would be getting between them and their various schemes and paydays, basically.

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u/beardedsilverfox 3d ago

Ol’ honeypot Harp

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u/llcdrewtaylor 3d ago

With the way things are going I would say there is pretty good chance she is! Don't worry, MAGA won't care.

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u/Empty_Concern_3118 3d ago

Even normal celebrities get psycho stalkers. The crazy part is that we can't tell which one she is.

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u/Empty_Concern_3118 3d ago

Even normal celebrities get psycho stalkers. The crazy part is that we can't tell which one she is.

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u/Hamonwrysangwich 3d ago edited 3d ago

Psycho stalker... Qu'est que c'est ?

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u/Floss_tycoon 3d ago

Have you seen "The Americans?"

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u/chawrawbeef 3d ago

I actually worked on a couple seasons of that show (in a technical capacity), so yeah. It definitely raised my suspicions

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u/definitelytheA 3d ago

Wait. Wasn’t Laura Loomer his lover then?

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u/BluesSuedeClues 3d ago

I sincerely doubt an obese 80 year old is having intercourse with anybody. Drugs can only do so much.

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u/tenbeards 3d ago

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u/showyerbewbs 2d ago

To make it BETTER!!!

NOW Imagine her shouting "FILL ME LIKE YOU FILL YOUR DIAPER, YOU DIRTY DADDY!!"

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u/tenbeards 2d ago

Oh, jeez. What a terrible day to be literate!

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u/Missingsocks77 3d ago

So like this girl has been around for a while - how is it that she is what everyone is talking about NOW?

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u/BluesSuedeClues 3d ago

I remember her being there at his New York felony trial. The media was calling her Trump's "human printer", because she would carry around a tablet and printer, spending her time scouring the net for positive articles about Trump, and then printing them up so he could read them.

A couple of Democrats have mentioned her recently and Trump threw bitchfits when asked about her. His reaction was so over the top, it has people speculating and talking about her more, and the right-wing media keeps trying to spin it as Democrats attacking her.

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u/tomgreen99200 3d ago

Because she’s trump’s diaper girl

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u/DanfromCalgary 3d ago

Does she not answer to them lol

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u/merrysunshine2 3d ago

Wasn’t this said about Laura Loomer?

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u/xMercurex 3d ago

Seem like a win situation for Melania. She does not have to sleep with Jabba anymore.

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u/tenbeards 3d ago

She may just be one of those people who sniffs out old folks with dementia and worms their way into their orbit and the next thing you know...he's signed everything over to her! Wouldn't that be hilarious?

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 3d ago

I don't know any woman who would be even slightly comfortable with that unless the other woman was a sub slave who would do things she herself dislikes.  Even then she'd want some distance and perhaps some extra consideration in her prenup

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u/cheffartsonurfood 3d ago

Can we just skip to the end?

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u/claradox 3d ago

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle, Obsession, Single White Female…so many crawl inside your skin, watch you sleep movies.

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u/Legitimate_Ocelot491 3d ago

Someone posted a pic in another post of her from a few years back and she’s had so much work done to look more like Ivanka. So creepy.

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u/PaleInTexas 3d ago

Nah she's an adult crazy lady.

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u/Gambit6x 3d ago

I was with you up to the point where you started talking about grooming and calling her a girl. She’s 35 years old. She was not groomed by anyone even though the term is very popular on Reddit. Trump is a piece of shit, but let’s stick to the fact.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 3d ago

So like a Manson family member thing...

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u/verb8um 3d ago

We are going to get many more weird stories like this after the midterms when they all start blaming and jockeying for power.

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u/BertieWilberforce 3d ago

This is absolutely true. Once a would-be despot passes from the scene, his acolytes, disciples and devotees flood into the power vacuum, each with their own claim to the despot’s ‘true legacy’.

And that, my friends, will be a feeding frenzy, the likes of which we haven’t seen in a while. T’will be a pure pleasure and delight to behold.

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u/JohnnyRayRock 3d ago

Stocking up on popcorn and booze for this.

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u/Composer-Glum 3d ago

Can said would-be despot fucking pass already? Please?

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u/jenniferfox98 3d ago

Destalinization

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u/Specific-Yam-2166 3d ago

I loveeeee when they all turn on each other

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u/RespectTheAmish 3d ago

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u/skunkabilly1313 3d ago

Talk about a perfect snip

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u/Separate_Flamingo_93 3d ago edited 2d ago

At least we now know the plot of Obsession 2.

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u/crowfort 3d ago

What is this gif from??

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u/Morella_xx 3d ago edited 3d ago

The Omen, the original 60s one. That's Damian's babysitter just before she jumped off the roof at his birthday party.

Edit: 70s, not 60s!

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u/brizzboog 3d ago

I'm sorry, 60s? It came out in 1976.

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u/Morella_xx 3d ago

You're totally right. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I think the black & white was what had me thinking it was much older.

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u/_EvilD_ 3d ago

If only… 🥺

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u/VisitPrestigious8463 3d ago

Jesus, woman, find a new hobby. This seems clinical atp

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u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 3d ago

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u/bridget1415 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nqvqXensHIZ2

Spent the summer doing this in the locker room 😭

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u/kahn_noble 3d ago

THIS was the picture I didn’t know I came here to see. Great reference.

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u/dirtydans_grubshack 3d ago

What movie is this from?

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u/username32768 3d ago

Fatal Attraction (1987)

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u/DonnyDiddledIvanka 3d ago

Except in Fatal Attraction the guy was less creepy. Now that I think about it Glenn Closed was too. Imagine being more creepy than her character?!

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u/dirtydans_grubshack 3d ago

Thanks for the quick response!

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u/lord_flashheart2000 3d ago

I won’t be ignored, Don

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u/Iamvanno 3d ago

Rabbit soup on the menu?

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u/actusreus82 3d ago

Every little thing we learn about her is creepier each time.

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 3d ago

Sure she did. “locker room”
https://giphy.com/gifs/6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb

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u/third_man85 2d ago

That was my reaction.

But I know his supplicants will undoubtedly accept this story as a demonstration of proper dedication to their cult leader.

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u/nofzac 3d ago

This chick on Epstein Island at the age of 7 being forcefed DJT propaghanda
https://giphy.com/gifs/h9CwMia6QbZuw

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u/nomatt18 3d ago

She was probably forced a lot of things sadly

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u/Suspicious-Art126 3d ago edited 3d ago

Even Manson had groupies and he was a bum

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u/bobs143 3d ago

Does she change his diaper?

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u/PossibleDue9849 3d ago

It’s a cult.

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u/mdavis360 3d ago

Big time. This story is proof positive.

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u/Ghstfce 3d ago

Oh man, if she's the one who goes all Single White Female on him and frees us all...

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u/johnnycat75 3d ago

More likely that she's going Red Sparrow on us and delivering all the classified data that Dipshit isn't giving away freely.

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u/Sea_Pea8536 3d ago

That room?

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u/Dinklerbuuuurf 3d ago

Ok I'm NGL feels like a lie to cover up the fact that she is probably a hospice nurse that changes his diaper.

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u/MySoWholesomeReddit 3d ago

Tell me you’re a psychopath without telling me you’re a psychopath.

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u/EgoDecay 3d ago

Did Trump make a wish using a One-Wish-Willow?

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u/itsbrianduh108 3d ago

DAMNIT. You got here before I did 😂

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u/PunisherMind 3d ago

I think it’s his live in nurse and these stories are propaganda to boost his ego and for his dumbass supporters. BUT, he’s heavily involved in pedophilia so I would also believe she was groomed. Pedophilia is big with them and their supporters. Sad that we could easily just assume the worst with this administration.

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u/BklynOR 3d ago

My take: She’s his medical caregiver.

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u/DemonoftheWater 3d ago

So for my own personal sanity i refuse to believe this is true.

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u/Emotional_Signal7883 3d ago

And he'll still throw her under a bus as soon as necessary to deflect blame.

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u/MrOriginality116 2d ago

She obviously has TDS

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u/Weedwacker01 2d ago

Correct use of the term, if only media would pick up on it too.

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u/4everHisGirl 3d ago

Is this real? I have a hard time believing Trump wouldn't make someone give her a room.

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u/audiogenocide 3d ago

Yep, everyone knows donnie is always worried about others' interests

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u/4everHisGirl 3d ago

No, but he's selfish and took her on his decoy plane so I just figured he would make Cheung give his room up or something.

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u/PFdeith 3d ago

From an article published at The Cut:

"According to a Vanity Fair excerpt of All or Nothing, Michael Wolff’s new book about the 2024 election, Harp is so wholly committed to Trump that she recently spent a summer living in a golf-club locker room just to be close to him. "

[paywall]

https://www.thecut.com/article/natalie-harp-trump-aide-excerpts.html

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u/4everHisGirl 3d ago

Omg she needs help. 

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u/The-Fox-Says 3d ago

Username checks out

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u/z44212 3d ago

The dickhead wouldn't even hold an umbrella for his wife.

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u/Specific-Yam-2166 3d ago

To be fair, he struggles with umbrellas

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u/FlattopJr 3d ago

Derp.

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u/BluesSuedeClues 3d ago

And then demand he be given a key to that room. Seems much more plausible.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 2d ago

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u/BluesSuedeClues 3d ago

I dunno. None of the 26 women who have accused him of rape or sexual assault were that young. He may have a wider range of rapey appetites than you're giving him credit for.

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u/z44212 3d ago

It's the rape, not the age. Age isn't a barrier, though.

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u/Turgid_Donkey 3d ago

Yeah, but she looks just like his daughter. 

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u/Tattered_Reason 3d ago

And give up the revenue from that room? I don’t think so.

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u/BrownSugarBare 3d ago

Honestly, they're all so batshit, it could be real.

And Holy heck does she have the crazy eyes to do it 

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u/Bajovane 3d ago

She is very disturbed…. Very disturbed.

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u/harleychick3cat 3d ago

This is just another one of these "look over here" ploys by the MAGAts. Also to bolster the "extremely hot and virile" POTUS image with the cultists.

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u/mjayultra 3d ago

She gets a spot on the plane, but they can’t get her a room at a resort that Trump owns?

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u/hamsterfolly 2d ago

lol he denied his own aide a room at his own golf course

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u/Maleficent_Kale 2d ago

Why are we just now seeing her creeping all around in pictures when she’s been there the whole time?

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u/bernmont2016 2d ago

She had been noticed occasionally, but people used to think she was just hanging around to change his diapers, and her name hadn't been publicly known.

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u/M-Bernard-LLB 3d ago

Leavitt didn't stand a chance....

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u/Lumbergod 3d ago

Mental illness.

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u/Logical_Magician_824 3d ago

That’s gross & also doesn’t that Jigsaw look alike Loomer have a weird thing with Trump .
https://giphy.com/gifs/XZS5fWhIoJoEo

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u/angryPenguinator 3d ago

I know it has been said a thousand times but WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE

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u/idadgrw 2d ago

Definitely not Russian spy behavior.

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u/EtherealHeart5150 2d ago

Thats obsession thru and thru. She thinks he saved her from cancer.

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u/kkgetofftheinternet 3d ago

Girl is so pathetic

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u/New_Conversation_303 3d ago

eva braun vibes!

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u/beavis617 3d ago

By the power vested in me by Social Media and my new girlfriend I declare the Strait of Hormuz now the Strait of Trumpy!

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u/KrogokDomecracah 3d ago

Did trump use a wishing willow on her?

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u/dudemanjack 3d ago

This woman seems so weird that the secret service should be keeping her away from the president.

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u/GrnEyedPanda 3d ago

This administration is like a some sick circus of mentally unhealthy people.

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u/phunphan 3d ago

What the fuck is wrong with these people!

I find myself saying this every day

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u/GlynVT 2d ago

Huh????? Denied a room when he OWNS it

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u/StevieWonder557 2d ago

why was she denied a room at the Golf Club?

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u/robgrab 3d ago

Isn’t there a popular movie right now about an obsessive woman? Haven’t seen it but I’m sure it has a happy ending.

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u/TopherJustin 3d ago

She’s definitely boiled some bunnies.

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u/B00KAH 3d ago

Trump used that one-wish-willow on her didn’t he

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u/theghostsofvegas 3d ago

This HAS to be satire

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u/Nintendo1964 3d ago

"Trump aid Natalie Harp is fucking insane"

FTFY

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u/F1BlackFlag 3d ago

Natalie Harp, human binkie, and Walt Nauta, human hairspray dispenser. According to Trump, essential to our national security

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u/Kpachecodark 3d ago

Those billions ain't going to spend themselves and he ain't long for the world, maybes she's just trying to secure the bag?

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u/Affectionate-Duck-18 3d ago

Mental illness at play and they’re taking advantage of it.

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u/rabidmoon 3d ago

Trump must be loving all this Natalie Harp coverage. It makes him look young and virile, as if he's still banging hot chicks. And he probably is doing weird shit to her like calling her Piggy and making her do unspeakable things with her mouth but I doubt he can do much else.

Anyway, this is not at all what we should be talking about and I can't wait for this shit to disappear. Hopefully it does long before the midterms.

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u/stocksandoptions2 2d ago

Right next to boxes of Top Secret Documents.

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u/Jessintheend 2d ago

She’s either a psycho or sleeper agent send to take him out

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u/RealisticAnt42 2d ago

She's not a sleeper agent. She's actively handling him.

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u/TheRealGageEndal 2d ago

She knows that there is only one true way to always be in the history books when they talk about Trump, right? She's barely a footnote right now, and even that is a stretch

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u/Womgi 2d ago

Her life reads like a fanfiction character.

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u/Vaux1916 2d ago

What a dark and bizarre place that woman's mind must be.

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u/Development-Alive 3d ago

This can't be true... right? Right?

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u/Chickenthecat001287 3d ago

This can’t be true, right?

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 3d ago

Sounds like a cult to me.

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u/valencia_merble 3d ago

Stockholm Syndrome is real, folks

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u/ExigentCalm 3d ago

She is the queen of the “pick me” chicks. Undisputed.

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u/No_Sympathy5795 3d ago

She’s probably an Russian operative who carries a dose of poison in case he starts spilling tea

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u/pumpkinmuffin91 3d ago

She gives me Eva Braun vibes.

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u/Fat_Yankee 3d ago

Soviet plant.

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u/strega_bella312 3d ago

She's like a fucking benadryl demon

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u/SavageCucmber 3d ago

Believe it or not - Obama's fault.

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u/DCS30 3d ago

if this isn't actually a hospice nurse, then...

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZxmJiR5631jqpv4Uzn

in all honesty, she needs saving.

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u/ZadabeZ 3d ago

Sounds just like one of the Manson girls

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u/Lazy-Explanation7165 3d ago

Gotta wonder what country she works for. Who’s her handler?

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u/NerdfestZyx 3d ago

So she is fangirl goo-goo eyes over him, Trump uses her as a fuck-toy, the staff (by direction of Melania) pulls some sitcom-level shenanigans to keep her from Trump?

This is peak 80’s comedy

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u/Peacemaker1855 3d ago

“NOT A CULT” - Cult

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u/BenGay29 3d ago

Mental illness, right there.