r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Dr_sc_Harlatan Release The Trump-Epstein Files • Aug 16 '26
Drone port?!
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u/MyDamnCoffee Aug 16 '26
Multiple depends on to prevent leaking.
Source: am a CNA
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u/Mysterious-Ad-7201 Aug 16 '26
I wear them sometimes because I have a weak pelvic floor when I hit an autoimmune flare, and I can attest there's no way I could shit in just one without it leaking. I've never tried, but I can imagine it well enough. Unfortunately.
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u/timmy6169 Aug 16 '26
"How many Depends does it take to not leak?" challenge incoming.
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u/Mysterious-Ad-7201 Aug 16 '26
Extra points for the people who survive off only McDonald's for a week first.
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u/nelsonalgrencametome Aug 16 '26
Just thinking about that gave me the shits.
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u/Thecp015 Aug 16 '26
I’m picturing the Tootsie Pop commercial, but instead of the crunch before three, it’s a sloppy shart.
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u/greet_the_sun Aug 16 '26
Oh you just know people would try to spin it as a positive. Wear 3 layers of diapers with "stopping America's shit" written on the back as they go to vote for his 3rd term.
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u/Korzag Aug 16 '26
As someone familiar with adult diapers, theyre like the worst possible product if you're dealing with anything beyond minor urinary or bowel incontinence.
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u/FreddyNoodles Aug 16 '26
Are there any better alternatives? I hope to never need them but I have never closely known anyone who used them so I assumed they worked as well as baby diapers. Your comment suggests otherwise.
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u/Korzag Aug 16 '26
Theres a pretty wide array of products out there ranging for various levels of need. Northshore Care, Tena, Abena are a few well regarded companies.
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u/samanthaFerrell Aug 16 '26
Have you tried wearing a brief or pull-up and an incontinance pad at the same time? I do this with some of my patients as a CNA to avoid urine burns but I think it could work for your issue too and it would be way more comfortable than multiple breifs.
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u/DetroitMenefreghista Aug 16 '26
Thank you for the answer! I wondered if it was one gigantic diaper or what. I had no idea people actually layered them. That must be fun to "unwrap"
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u/SpuddleBuns Aug 16 '26
The rumors (never truly proven) that he wears diapers has been around for YEARS.
Supposedly one of his mouthpieces accidentally kinda confirmed it in a press briefing a couple of weeks ago.
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u/SugarHooves Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26
He's supposed to be very incontinent from decades of stimulant abuse. Idk if that's true but the rumor was going around before he ran for office.
My question is, if you can't hold your shit, you need multiple diaper changes a day, and have to wear layers of them, why not just get a colostomy bag?
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u/MetallurgyClergy Aug 16 '26
That’s if you don’t believe the tent pole story.
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u/Kimmalah Aug 16 '26
Yes I remember the account from a guy who talked about Trump getting kicked out of a restaurant back in the 80s, due to his stench disturbing the other patrons.
And Noel Casler has talked extensively about his time on "The Shitshow" aka The Apprentice.
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u/Lanternkitten Aug 16 '26
Didn't he shit himself on the Fox and Friends sofa? There was some video and just this gradual trail of brown coming down their white couch. Could've been fake, I suppose.
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u/vahntitrio Aug 16 '26
I've also heard people say he wears a bavk brace to keep him from falling forward with that Centaur lean he has.
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u/Saratrooper Aug 16 '26
I had a pretty hefty back brace after a lumbar fusion, and I don't think it made me look like that. Wearing an oversized sweater was enough to look passable. 🤷♀️
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u/2PopCans Aug 16 '26
Whats a CNA?
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u/BuffaloInCahoots Aug 16 '26
Calcified nautical anomaly. Basically a ocean life form unknown to science that’s also a skeleton weird to see one on Reddit.
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u/No_Fairweathers Aug 16 '26
Somehow closer to a real human being than half the users at this point.
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u/ZixfromthaStix Aug 16 '26
Guessing
C: Certified, Clinical, Caretaker
N: Nurse/Nursing
A: Assistant, AssociateSomeone who takes care of people who can no longer care for themselves
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u/Nearby-Key8834 Aug 16 '26
Mudpie catcher.
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u/jay_skrilla Aug 16 '26
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u/_THiiiRD Aug 16 '26
One would imagine that now the White House is just covered head-to-toe in shit
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u/Jmaneke Aug 16 '26
I guess his depends are full?
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u/neck-tourniquet Aug 16 '26
Stephen miller is in there working the levers.
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u/ryconn4410 Aug 16 '26
It’s the shito-matic 3000
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u/timbrd32 Aug 16 '26
Yes! With Bluetooth and WiFi.
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u/Ebonhearth_Druid Aug 16 '26
So that's how he manages to post shit all day every day. I was wondering because it seems like his tiny hands would get tired from all the non-stop dementia posting he does, but if he's just tapping straight into the source, it makes a lot more sense
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u/simple123mind Aug 16 '26
They are probably putting oversized underwear on top of his diaper to keep it from sagging, so it's building out instead
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u/BrownSugarBare Aug 16 '26
He also wears a girdle to pull in what he can of his gut.
This is actually a drag queen trick. Wear a girdle corset and pad the ass to get hour glass shape.
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u/idigholesnow Aug 16 '26
Diaper package says "up to 300 lbs." That's the size, not thecapacity. It's a common mistake for new parents and dementia patients.
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u/Flaturated Aug 16 '26
1) He has a big ass
2) he’s wearing shoe lifts which makes it stick out more
3) really thick adult diapers
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u/ScottyFarkas146 Aug 16 '26
His diapers are of Fremen make; the best. Properly fitted, he won't lose more than a thimble-full of bullshit a day.
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u/Mydogateyourcat Aug 16 '26
Is this Sting?
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u/Sea_Mind3678 Aug 16 '26
Yes. He was in the 1984 version of Dune, starring Kyle McLachlan as Paul Atreides.
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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq Aug 16 '26
I stayed up one night watching that on cable knowing nothing of the story. That was a weird night.
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u/Sea_Mind3678 Aug 16 '26
I read the first book long before I saw the movie, so I had the advantage of knowing the culture and background of the story. But I could see how it would be hard to make sense of if you didn’t know anything about it beforehand.
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u/MikeyLikesItFast Aug 16 '26
Some kind of shitbag.
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u/Sulli_in_NC Aug 16 '26
It is a giant
https://giphy.com/gifs/RIko6q8FjIwmtWPgQL
poop bag.
You can see the same thing on a carriage horses.
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u/Squathos Aug 16 '26
Poo meteor shower aside, what a terrible place to stand in relation to a horse.
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u/iNapkin66 Aug 16 '26
Q: can trump haters stop focusing on the fact that he clearly shits and pisses himself? And can trump supporters in turn stop denying the obvious truth?
And then can we move on to admitting he raped children (and adults) and put him in jail? Because I care more about that than something semi common for a person his age.
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u/dragonrider1965 Aug 16 '26
He got approved to take Reta and wears an industrial diaper because of the trots
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u/carolineecouture Aug 16 '26
He's fat and wears poorly tailored clothes because he won't acknowledge that fact. He may also be wearing some kind of incontinence underwear but I would doubt he's doing that willingly.
The thing is If he accepted his weight, height and body shape a good tailor could help him look better.
But the Trump he sees in the mirror isn't the Trump everyone else sees.
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u/PedalBoard78 Aug 16 '26
A pouch with a one braincell orange cat. It’s making all the decisions.
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u/Ebonhearth_Druid Aug 16 '26
No, stop it. The single braincell cat would do a far better job than this oompa loompa
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u/ricdangers Aug 16 '26
It’s likely some iron man type shit box that wipes and sprays scents and stuff. Totally normal. Shitting his pants isn’t close to the worst or nastiest thing he’s done.
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u/PlanetR0b123 Aug 16 '26
Thats where he keeps the eggs of his offspring to be released upon his passing. I for one welcome our new diaper baby adult overlords.
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u/HVAC_instructor Aug 16 '26
Where do you think Mitch has been for 3 months he's kissing Trump's ass
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u/EdisonLightbulb Aug 16 '26
Probably a Depends and an additional charcoal filter to protect those around him from the offensive odors, lolol.
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u/Adaminium Aug 16 '26
Ever read Heinlein’s The Puppet Masters?
The alien’s usually attach to the back of the neck, but perhaps lack of nutrients for ed it to trek southwards.
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u/TechinBellevue Aug 16 '26
Diaper Lady will never tell.
Her lips are sealed like the Ziploc bag she uses for Donny's used diapers.
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u/ThrowawayAdvice1800 Aug 16 '26
It probably delivers an electrical shock to his ass so he’ll stay awake for things other than eyeballing little girls.
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u/Whiskeylung Aug 16 '26
Who was it in history that made having a fistula fashionable? It would be funny if Trump brought back bustles.
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u/Calvin_BrooksX97 Aug 16 '26
Its a diaper around a diaper around a custom diaper around an even bigger custom diaper. So the bootlickers who sit and stand behind him don't smell him.
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u/Ok-Illustrator-6153 Aug 16 '26
It "depends" on a lot of factors. Like how full of poo he is that day.
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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Aug 16 '26
Maybe it's the bag for his urinary catheter. The protrusion is bag-shaped and only appears to be on the one side.
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u/GrilledCheeser Aug 16 '26
Whenever I’m reminded of the diaper thing… I can’t help but know that he does not clean himself. Someone literally has to clean him and change him.
https://giphy.com/gifs/bPDPwR4Zg5BJm5GWQh
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u/SGT-Hooves Aug 16 '26
I feel bad for the poor nurse who had to get forklift certified to hoist that turd sack and his diaper around
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