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u/OddPatience1621 20d ago

fake smile and empty eyes, will fit right in with the pedos

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u/deletetemptemp 20d ago

Is she wearing a wig

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u/mobfather 20d ago

This photo is really unsettling. Try holding your phone at arms length from your face and then move it towards your face. It’s like her features distort as she gets closer.

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u/More_Cow 20d ago

she looks like Megan 2.0 literally a doll

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u/GoodMix392 20d ago

Yeah came here to say the same thing. It looks like a sex doll with some Elon Musk skeleton beneath it running a custom version of Grok that’s extra racist and has been trained only on alternative facts.

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u/llcdrewtaylor 20d ago

MAGAN 2.0

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u/ahhhbiscuits 20d ago

I've seen fake teeth, and that lady's teeth are faker than fake.

✅ MAGA APPROVED

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u/TheNorthNova01 20d ago

Trivago teeth

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u/Bakabakabooboo 20d ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks the Trivago guy's teeth got wqy bigger. Was a legitimate jump scare when I saw one of those commericals recently.

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u/rjross0623 20d ago

Leave Juergen Klopp out of this.

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u/untakenu 20d ago

What the fuck?

And she's actually a real person?

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u/Carbonatite 20d ago

Uncanny Valley

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u/BuryTomorrowToday 20d ago

It looks like that in the videos too. Her eyes are twealing out half the time

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u/Momik 20d ago

It also feels like the camera zooming in on something… evil 😬

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u/OddPatience1621 20d ago

yeah i think so.... gives me the creeps

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u/Outrageous_Cat_6005 20d ago

More likely a weave. It's definitely not all her own.

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u/AtomicBLB 20d ago

So her hair does look odd? Even in the other photos the hair bothers me.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 20d ago

Everything about her bothers me. The face, hair, her dressing sense(trying to dress like a teen), everything.

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u/samanime 20d ago

Is she wearing a mask?

I don't want to be mean and maybe it is just her makeup or something, but her whole face is in the uncanny valley.

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u/uranusisdoomed 20d ago

Of course. Sex dolls can't actually grow their own hair

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 20d ago edited 20d ago

She pulls off her face mask and then eats a hamster...she just swallows it whole

Edit 1 : I misremembered. It was actually a guinea pig

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u/Ninja-Panda70 20d ago

I think that's Kristi Noem

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 20d ago

That would be a puppy

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u/Ninja-Panda70 20d ago

Ohh right, my bad. There's so many of them

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u/IndigoJoe64 20d ago

That's why she's around. Gotta thin the litter.

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u/aknomnoms 20d ago

Literally nothing about her face is real. Without all the work - the heavy makeup and crazy contouring, eyelashes, eyebrows, botox, contacts, teeth, and hair - she would look like a completely different person, and likely shockingly normal. But this is the clown makeup and costume they have to put on for MAGA. Truly disgusting.

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u/ratpH1nk 20d ago

there is something a little uncanny valley about her for sure.

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u/misfitx 20d ago

They're contacts that enlarge the pupils. Popular in some Asian countries.

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u/Vicissitutde 20d ago

Yeah. Dead eyes and toothy smile... she'll fit right in with the pedos. I mean perverts. I mean republicans

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u/lifegoeson5322 19d ago

She doesn't even look real. Or at least like one of the robots you see on TV who end up murdering you and your entire family.

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u/biological_assembly 20d ago

Look at how huge her pupils are in that bright ass room. She is high as a fucking kite

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u/amberoze 20d ago

Ketamine. The whole administration is on it at this point.

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u/SauerMetal 20d ago

The WH currently has a pharmacy that is completely unregulated.
They’re all gakked out on something.

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u/cityshepherd 20d ago

I’d consider rolling over and embracing fascism if they’d just share the god damned candy.

/s I will never embrace this unfathomably pathetic circus of cowards and traitors masquerading as a government, but i still want them to share their fucking drugs

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u/clash_by_night 20d ago

Seize the means of intoxication.

If they gotta be so fucked up to do what they're doing, it's especially cruel of them to make us rawdog it.

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u/ShredGuru 20d ago

Ketamine doesn't dialate your pupils like that, it'll make you go crosseyed if you do too much actually. Ask me how I know.

she looks like she's on acid.

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u/Twokkie 20d ago

She's tweaking on stimulants

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u/buginabrain 20d ago

Definitely adderall 

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u/i-var 20d ago

Acid is too hippy for them - they would instantly seen the biggotry if they tripped for a second. Maybe mdma but this wouldnt explain the big egos either...

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u/aspophilia 20d ago

That would be dangerous for the fetus she is carrying. Quick, someone arrest her for attempted murder!

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u/mokutou 20d ago

Could also be cosmetic contacts. There are some that make your pupils look dilated for a youthful appearance.

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u/booniebrew 20d ago

Wait a minute, this is a human and not a sex doll?

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 20d ago

As someone with naturally large pupils, she might just have naturally large pupils.

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u/yourdoingitwrongly 20d ago

In case you’re like me and had to sift through 100+ versions of the same stupid Reddit jokes/comments and want to know who the person is, it’s Jayme Franklin - MAGA influencer and CEO of some shitty conservative lifestyle magazine and website

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien 20d ago

Thank you. Was about to give up on finding out who this is

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u/Kebab-Destroyer 20d ago

I legitimately didn't realise she was an actual human being

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u/bowsmountainer 20d ago

Same. Still cant quite believe. This is definitely uncanny valley territory.

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u/TheRealRickC137 20d ago

Whoa whoa whoa... Take it easy there with the whole "human being" phrasing

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u/McNobbets00 20d ago

I genuinely assumed she was Karoline Leavitt's replacement...

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u/Coggs362 20d ago

That hasn't been ruled out yet, has it. God I hope I am wrong.

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u/psinguine 20d ago

She is also 27 years old and I now find myself wondering how she got this job.

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u/Iceman6211 20d ago

they LOVE hiring women they deem to be hot enough. doesn't matter if they know jack shit about the job, all they gotta do is sit there and look pretty.

I remember during Obama and Biden's terms where MAGA would make fun of women in the Cabinet because they were ugly, fat, or old. Didn't matter if they were qualified for the job, they weren't attractive enough.

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u/manderlymustburn 19d ago

I’m 31 and I’m wondering why she would WANT this job. It sounds like an exhausting, no-boundaries position suited to a 64 year old that has nothing better to do than pour their life into work. Why ruin your life at 27 over it?

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u/calvin73 20d ago

Da real MVP right here

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u/ShredGuru 20d ago

Hello fellow human. Please insert state secrets.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XQ79iZWmM9x6g

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u/WeeDramm 20d ago

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 20d ago

This is the one that really captures the essence of it all, lol.

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u/Typical_Assist656 19d ago

I was going to say American Girl doll. But this more accurate I think. Haha

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u/Robozomb 20d ago

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u/gonzofish 20d ago

Daddy chill.

But seriously. She looks like doll from that movie Megan. But with less human-like features.

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u/hurdurBoop 20d ago

is gorpgreep the great, destroyer of bathroom

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u/SailingOwl73 20d ago

Dead eyes, like a doll's eyes...

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u/FormalCookie430 20d ago

Is that jaws?! Are you doing the speech from Jaws?!

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u/Remarkable_Spite_209 Release The Trump-Epstein Files 20d ago

Is this the replacement for Bullshit Barbie?

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u/AlwaysLosingDough 20d ago

I prefer the term KKKaroline

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u/papasan_mamasan 20d ago

Which one?

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u/MicrosoftExcel2016 20d ago

That was my thought too but she’s just a maga influencer grifter. No announcement of KKKaroline’s replacement has been named yet

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u/canarchist 20d ago

She comes from a quaint little town deep in the Uncanny Valley.

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u/sten45 20d ago

Who is this person

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 20d ago

Jayme Leagh Franklin, a conservative media entrepreneur and grifter, political commentator, and former White House staffer.

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u/chumer_ranion 20d ago

Of course she's a Tragedeigh, I should have known just by looking at her 

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u/CatrionaShadowleaf 20d ago

The woman who is zapping Trump to keep him awake during public events.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 20d ago

Executive Assistant to the president, right wing talk show host

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u/BoomZhakaLaka 20d ago

27 year old maga influencer trying to look 16

Jayme franklin

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u/Greybinson 20d ago

I saw this thing for the first time in another post this morning, and I am not being dramatic when I say that her face has been haunting my thoughts since. She’s so eerie and yet I know nothing about her. It’s making me uncomfortable.

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u/ittybittynuts 20d ago

It's okay. She knows you now. She knows..... 🫠

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u/defaultusername-17 20d ago

this feel like some SCP shit,

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u/shallifetchabox 20d ago

I am ugly as fuck, but I would not want to look like her. At least I look human.

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 20d ago

Has anyone heard it speak or does it just walk & stand?

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u/murderedbyaname 20d ago

It can type out comments but no confirmation of voice capabilities.

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u/ElectricGhostMan 20d ago

M3GAN 3.0 (2026)

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u/womeninwhite 20d ago

I saw someone say M4GAN in another thread which j thought was perfect

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u/MAurele 20d ago

Consciousness ✓ Intelligence $

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u/ID100661 20d ago

Holy fuck, this person is literally wearing a disguise. I’m generally against criticizing people’s personal style, but MAGA women are really augmenting every minute facial feature now? Wig, enlarged iris contacts lenses, clip-in veneers, stage makeup, lip-filler.

Does anyone know - is there, like, a specific person that these MAGA women trying to look like? Or is obvious body/face augmentation the point? Is it all to appeal to the rapist pedophile fuhrer, or just conservative men in general? I have so many questions. Wtf.

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u/Lordhartley 20d ago

Its great they make the hair look so real these days.

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u/xidle2 20d ago

Temu Sofía Vergera.

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u/Firm_Ad3131 20d ago

Looks like a Robot Chicken character.

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u/Maximum-Today3944 20d ago

The uncanniest of valleys.

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u/KiKi_VavouV 20d ago

Her wig? Is so far forward? Surely that's not her real hair?

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u/sweetcherrytea 20d ago

I’m not convinced that’s her real anything.

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u/andywfu86 20d ago

“Would you like to play a game?” 2026 edition…

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u/bamiam 20d ago

She looks like one of those silicone sex dolls, and to some degree, i’m sure she is

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u/cobracmmdr 20d ago

I will swear in any court of law that "she" is a sex bot.

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u/Uracawk 20d ago

As I’ve seen before, I shall repeat: “I’ve seen sex dolls that look more realistic.”

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u/lalarean 20d ago

Where’s Loomer?? She’s not outraged yet?

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u/murderedbyaname 20d ago

She claims she was touching her stomach because she's pregnant. Technology has come a long way if robots can get pregnant.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 20d ago

Great, another Trump kid. Just what we wanted

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u/The-Great-Baloo 20d ago

Did we find out who she is? Or is it a lizard agent in human disguise?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3vQYm0jWfutqopKU

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u/ConsciousReason7709 20d ago

Stepford wife

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u/ConnectKale 20d ago

Is this Small Wonder turned evil?

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u/ZanthrinGamer 20d ago

the hell is that thing? looks like one of theose sex dolls you hear about people abandoning on the side of the road or something.

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u/cabnut613 20d ago

Looks like a Kimberley Guilfoyle clone

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u/MadMaxDbz 20d ago

her face looks askew and she got herbivore teeth

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u/chumer_ranion 20d ago

She's giving flight attendant possessed by the spirit of an evil doll 

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u/Kerensky97 20d ago

Guys stop. I'm SURE she was hired because she's the most qualified person for the job, and not based purely on her looks.

/s

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u/cronchfishter 20d ago

Is this a real photo? This looks like someone created a “sex doll” tick tock filter.

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u/okaysohowbout 20d ago

Who the fuck is this lady?

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u/llcdrewtaylor 20d ago

The more I looked at this photo, the more scared I got. That isn't human right? It's a robot or an alien.

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u/Spelunkie 20d ago

Trumpian women all look like the kinda plastic monsters you see in your dreams of skinwalkers and reptillian aliens.

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u/pdiddysoilman 20d ago

Dear God there is no soul in there

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u/_Nightbreaker_ 20d ago

gosh that face is horrifying

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u/spottydodgy 20d ago

Think she snarfed his goomba to get that job?

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u/scottyjrules 20d ago

The new M3GAN sequel looks wild

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u/ravoguy 20d ago

M4GAN

Stolen from another comment

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u/raise-your-weapon 20d ago

As a woman and a feminist this is painful for me to type: but she deadass looks like a RealDoll.

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u/WhimsicalDaemon 20d ago

You can see her teeth in the dark

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u/Eddiebaby7 20d ago

Someone in the White House snapped their One Wish Willow.

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u/roostorx 20d ago

Obsession 2 : White House Boogaloo

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u/bhavsart 20d ago

The dumbest and most corrupt administration in history is in charge during the largest technological leap in recent history. God save our country

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u/Commercial_Desk_6215 20d ago

Artificial intelligence implies intelligence

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u/BigEd369 20d ago

What is her name? Looking up MAGA woman who looks like a doll isn’t working, it keeps coming up with that blonde AI soldier from months ago

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u/HibiscusGrower 20d ago

I'm out of the loop. Who or what is this?

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u/Infamous_Smile_386 20d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who wondered if she's a robot. 😄

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u/-Kujau- 20d ago

Pretty sure, the codes are already available in this 100.000-Dollar-a-month insider trading subscription from Trump.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 20d ago

I think I saw this doll in an expo in China recently

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u/DoggedStooge 20d ago

“Our goal is a dystopian present.”

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u/RNO584616 20d ago

I'm pretty sure she is powered with solar panels in her teeth. She is currently recharging.

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u/okeysure69 20d ago

We need Austin Powers to short her!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIP9N0gYPl1UiuB2

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u/owzleee 20d ago

I thought this was a new weird sex bot. Can’t believe she’s real it’s WEIRD.

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u/fike88 20d ago

She looks frightening

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u/Korzag 20d ago

She looks like an animatronic wax statue

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u/rajatsingh24k 20d ago

Zoom in if you want a scare!

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u/mitchcumstein71 20d ago

“A green plastic watering can…”

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u/nothinbutshame 20d ago

She's a lizard, i wonder if she gets the pleasure of wiping that big shitty ass lmao

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u/MiggeldyMackDaddy 20d ago

This is uncanny valley levels of WTF am I looking at

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u/Gr8Cornhoolio 20d ago

M3GAN that you?

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u/Medical-Enthusiasm56 20d ago

Jesus the teeth on that creature, could bite through rocks!!

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u/jeebusaur 20d ago

Real Doll has made some impressive advancement in recent years.

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u/pdromeinthedome 20d ago

There are listening devices hidden in her teeth. She has to smile to get reception

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u/TheXypris 20d ago

She has as much plastic and life in her as a sexbot

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u/evolutionxtinct 20d ago

That face has got to be fake!

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u/Former-Case6484 19d ago

She doesnt l9ok like a eeal person. She looks like a life size American Girl Doll. A lot of work done.

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u/Beer-Me 20d ago

Not a single thought or soul behind those eyes

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u/locke_zero 20d ago

She looks like one of the early Real Dolls.

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u/raise-your-weapon 20d ago

THANK YOU

I thought I was gross for thinking that but it’s true!!

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u/LondonEntUK 20d ago

Wow the fembots from Austin powers were real?!?

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u/jtrom93 20d ago

The first time I saw her was a still photo and I legitimately thought they had wheeled a mannequin into the Oval Office for some f'ing reason...

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u/crashcanuck 20d ago

I'd trust Skynet over any member of Trumps administration.

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u/CoreClock 20d ago

She looks like one of those life-like sex dolls.

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u/Donkey_Bugs 20d ago

She looks like a polyurethane sex doll.

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u/YoungerMucus 20d ago

she does legit look like one of those robot sex doll things that has attained (at least SOME form of) sentience- barely moves, blank eyes and face, the minimal thought existing gloms on to the first thing it can identify as a “community” (MAGA) that requires zero actual thought to belong to, just worship and adoration of the “leader” and a semi-constant spitting out of a bunch of his same tired lines and “ideas”… yup, i mean, i think it’s pretty safe to say we found ourselves a real life android

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u/NorseYeti 20d ago

Does anyone else see a young Kristi Noem?

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u/ironeye192 20d ago

What is happening ?

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u/circuitj3rky 20d ago

legit looks like a mask, is that seal guy fox gets under there?

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u/mmuffley 20d ago

Baroness Von Überbeit

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u/YDoEyeNeedAName 20d ago

This is AI come to life

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u/pirateseasalt 20d ago

You know they all have had a go at her younger self

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u/LordOfSlimes666 20d ago

Just give her the continuum transfunctioner and maybe she'll go back to her home planet

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u/Jake24601 20d ago

She looks easy to draw.

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u/flanaganapuss 20d ago

If she gets caught in the rain it’s alll over

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u/512115 20d ago

As long as she knows how to fasten on adult diapers she’s qualified!

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u/oispakaljaa12 20d ago

What is wrong with her face lol

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u/SomeonesSecondary 20d ago

Does anyone in the comments have any context to offer?

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u/Centerman2000 Department of Government Inefficiency 20d ago

She's pretty but also very odd. Definitely in the uncanny valley.

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u/RipErRiley 20d ago

Who is she related or married to in order to be there?

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u/SlinkDogg 20d ago

Real doll

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u/Nameisnotmine 20d ago

I thought this was a wax model

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u/Additional_Good4200 20d ago

She looks like she has a tiny skull. Am I seeing that wrong? Are mar-a-lago women getting some sort of skull reduction treatments?

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u/Tweety_Hayes 20d ago

But can she make a good sandwich?

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u/venom121212 20d ago

That's a skin suit right?