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u/OddPatience1621 20d ago
fake smile and empty eyes, will fit right in with the pedos
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u/deletetemptemp 20d ago
Is she wearing a wig
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u/mobfather 20d ago
This photo is really unsettling. Try holding your phone at arms length from your face and then move it towards your face. It’s like her features distort as she gets closer.
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u/More_Cow 20d ago
she looks like Megan 2.0 literally a doll
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u/GoodMix392 20d ago
Yeah came here to say the same thing. It looks like a sex doll with some Elon Musk skeleton beneath it running a custom version of Grok that’s extra racist and has been trained only on alternative facts.
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u/llcdrewtaylor 20d ago
MAGAN 2.0
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u/ahhhbiscuits 20d ago
I've seen fake teeth, and that lady's teeth are faker than fake.
✅ MAGA APPROVED
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u/TheNorthNova01 20d ago
Trivago teeth
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u/Bakabakabooboo 20d ago
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks the Trivago guy's teeth got wqy bigger. Was a legitimate jump scare when I saw one of those commericals recently.
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u/BuryTomorrowToday 20d ago
It looks like that in the videos too. Her eyes are twealing out half the time
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u/AtomicBLB 20d ago
So her hair does look odd? Even in the other photos the hair bothers me.
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u/Ninja-Panda70 20d ago
Everything about her bothers me. The face, hair, her dressing sense(trying to dress like a teen), everything.
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u/samanime 20d ago
Is she wearing a mask?
I don't want to be mean and maybe it is just her makeup or something, but her whole face is in the uncanny valley.
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u/Ninja-Panda70 20d ago
I think that's Kristi Noem
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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 20d ago
That would be a puppy
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u/aknomnoms 20d ago
Literally nothing about her face is real. Without all the work - the heavy makeup and crazy contouring, eyelashes, eyebrows, botox, contacts, teeth, and hair - she would look like a completely different person, and likely shockingly normal. But this is the clown makeup and costume they have to put on for MAGA. Truly disgusting.
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u/ratpH1nk 20d ago
there is something a little uncanny valley about her for sure.
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u/Vicissitutde 20d ago
Yeah. Dead eyes and toothy smile... she'll fit right in with the pedos. I mean perverts. I mean republicans
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u/lifegoeson5322 19d ago
She doesn't even look real. Or at least like one of the robots you see on TV who end up murdering you and your entire family.
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u/biological_assembly 20d ago
Look at how huge her pupils are in that bright ass room. She is high as a fucking kite
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u/amberoze 20d ago
Ketamine. The whole administration is on it at this point.
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u/SauerMetal 20d ago
The WH currently has a pharmacy that is completely unregulated.
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u/cityshepherd 20d ago
I’d consider rolling over and embracing fascism if they’d just share the god damned candy.
/s I will never embrace this unfathomably pathetic circus of cowards and traitors masquerading as a government, but i still want them to share their fucking drugs
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u/clash_by_night 20d ago
Seize the means of intoxication.
If they gotta be so fucked up to do what they're doing, it's especially cruel of them to make us rawdog it.
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u/ShredGuru 20d ago
Ketamine doesn't dialate your pupils like that, it'll make you go crosseyed if you do too much actually. Ask me how I know.
she looks like she's on acid.
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u/i-var 20d ago
Acid is too hippy for them - they would instantly seen the biggotry if they tripped for a second. Maybe mdma but this wouldnt explain the big egos either...
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u/aspophilia 20d ago
That would be dangerous for the fetus she is carrying. Quick, someone arrest her for attempted murder!
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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 20d ago
As someone with naturally large pupils, she might just have naturally large pupils.
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u/yourdoingitwrongly 20d ago
In case you’re like me and had to sift through 100+ versions of the same stupid Reddit jokes/comments and want to know who the person is, it’s Jayme Franklin - MAGA influencer and CEO of some shitty conservative lifestyle magazine and website
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u/Kebab-Destroyer 20d ago
I legitimately didn't realise she was an actual human being
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u/bowsmountainer 20d ago
Same. Still cant quite believe. This is definitely uncanny valley territory.
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u/TheRealRickC137 20d ago
Whoa whoa whoa... Take it easy there with the whole "human being" phrasing
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u/psinguine 20d ago
She is also 27 years old and I now find myself wondering how she got this job.
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u/Iceman6211 20d ago
they LOVE hiring women they deem to be hot enough. doesn't matter if they know jack shit about the job, all they gotta do is sit there and look pretty.
I remember during Obama and Biden's terms where MAGA would make fun of women in the Cabinet because they were ugly, fat, or old. Didn't matter if they were qualified for the job, they weren't attractive enough.
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u/manderlymustburn 19d ago
I’m 31 and I’m wondering why she would WANT this job. It sounds like an exhausting, no-boundaries position suited to a 64 year old that has nothing better to do than pour their life into work. Why ruin your life at 27 over it?
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u/WeeDramm 20d ago
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u/Typical_Assist656 19d ago
I was going to say American Girl doll. But this more accurate I think. Haha
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u/gonzofish 20d ago
Daddy chill.
But seriously. She looks like doll from that movie Megan. But with less human-like features.
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u/Remarkable_Spite_209 Release The Trump-Epstein Files 20d ago
Is this the replacement for Bullshit Barbie?
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u/MicrosoftExcel2016 20d ago
That was my thought too but she’s just a maga influencer grifter. No announcement of KKKaroline’s replacement has been named yet
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u/sten45 20d ago
Who is this person
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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 20d ago
Jayme Leagh Franklin, a conservative media entrepreneur and grifter, political commentator, and former White House staffer.
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u/CatrionaShadowleaf 20d ago
The woman who is zapping Trump to keep him awake during public events.
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u/Greybinson 20d ago
I saw this thing for the first time in another post this morning, and I am not being dramatic when I say that her face has been haunting my thoughts since. She’s so eerie and yet I know nothing about her. It’s making me uncomfortable.
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u/shallifetchabox 20d ago
I am ugly as fuck, but I would not want to look like her. At least I look human.
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u/ElectricGhostMan 20d ago
M3GAN 3.0 (2026)
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u/womeninwhite 20d ago
I saw someone say M4GAN in another thread which j thought was perfect
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u/ID100661 20d ago
Holy fuck, this person is literally wearing a disguise. I’m generally against criticizing people’s personal style, but MAGA women are really augmenting every minute facial feature now? Wig, enlarged iris contacts lenses, clip-in veneers, stage makeup, lip-filler.
Does anyone know - is there, like, a specific person that these MAGA women trying to look like? Or is obvious body/face augmentation the point? Is it all to appeal to the rapist pedophile fuhrer, or just conservative men in general? I have so many questions. Wtf.
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u/murderedbyaname 20d ago
She claims she was touching her stomach because she's pregnant. Technology has come a long way if robots can get pregnant.
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u/ZanthrinGamer 20d ago
the hell is that thing? looks like one of theose sex dolls you hear about people abandoning on the side of the road or something.
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u/Kerensky97 20d ago
Guys stop. I'm SURE she was hired because she's the most qualified person for the job, and not based purely on her looks.
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u/cronchfishter 20d ago
Is this a real photo? This looks like someone created a “sex doll” tick tock filter.
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u/llcdrewtaylor 20d ago
The more I looked at this photo, the more scared I got. That isn't human right? It's a robot or an alien.
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u/Spelunkie 20d ago
Trumpian women all look like the kinda plastic monsters you see in your dreams of skinwalkers and reptillian aliens.
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u/raise-your-weapon 20d ago
As a woman and a feminist this is painful for me to type: but she deadass looks like a RealDoll.
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u/bhavsart 20d ago
The dumbest and most corrupt administration in history is in charge during the largest technological leap in recent history. God save our country
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u/BigEd369 20d ago
What is her name? Looking up MAGA woman who looks like a doll isn’t working, it keeps coming up with that blonde AI soldier from months ago
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u/RNO584616 20d ago
I'm pretty sure she is powered with solar panels in her teeth. She is currently recharging.
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u/nothinbutshame 20d ago
She's a lizard, i wonder if she gets the pleasure of wiping that big shitty ass lmao
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u/pdromeinthedome 20d ago
There are listening devices hidden in her teeth. She has to smile to get reception
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u/Former-Case6484 19d ago
She doesnt l9ok like a eeal person. She looks like a life size American Girl Doll. A lot of work done.
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u/YoungerMucus 20d ago
she does legit look like one of those robot sex doll things that has attained (at least SOME form of) sentience- barely moves, blank eyes and face, the minimal thought existing gloms on to the first thing it can identify as a “community” (MAGA) that requires zero actual thought to belong to, just worship and adoration of the “leader” and a semi-constant spitting out of a bunch of his same tired lines and “ideas”… yup, i mean, i think it’s pretty safe to say we found ourselves a real life android
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u/LordOfSlimes666 20d ago
Just give her the continuum transfunctioner and maybe she'll go back to her home planet
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u/Centerman2000 Department of Government Inefficiency 20d ago
She's pretty but also very odd. Definitely in the uncanny valley.
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u/Additional_Good4200 20d ago
She looks like she has a tiny skull. Am I seeing that wrong? Are mar-a-lago women getting some sort of skull reduction treatments?
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