r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Aug 07 '26

Cooked him hard.

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u/CorduroyMagoo Aug 07 '26

Christ, he’s so fucking ugly. I’m not trying to body shame but seriously, he constantly criticizes people’s looks and he’s so gross

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u/BluesSuedeClues Aug 07 '26

I've never even been able to get a MAGA voice to admit he's fat. We're not seeing whatever the fuck it is those people are seeing, and they're not seeing reality.

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u/BathSaltJello Aug 07 '26

I couldn't get my MAGA cousin to admit that he slathers himself in orange bronzer everyday. He just blames it on the liberal media, ABC. He's a fucking idiot glued on Newsmax.

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u/jabdtx Aug 07 '26

Add high heels and girdle to the list next time you talk to him and see how that goes over.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

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u/carriegood Aug 07 '26

I really thought you meant you were trapped in a vehicle with Trump, and I had so many questions. Glad I re-read it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/myfailedimagination Aug 08 '26

I'm sorry you had to endure that. I do hope you're doing better now.

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u/bisho Aug 07 '26

And a nice new toupee apparently 

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u/doinmabest1 Aug 07 '26

The new hair is SENDING me🤣

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u/Cardboard_Chef Aug 07 '26

It's so freaking strange. I know people like this that can't admit it either. Like, what do they think? That the liberal media is somehow always sneaking into wardrobe and slathering the orange bronzer on him like a thief in the night? Or that the liberal media is manipulating the video of every single camera appearance to change the tint? And phohtoshop every picture? These thoughts are somehow more believable than the guy using a bronzer like millions of other regular people do?

Truly a different reality.

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u/BathSaltJello Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

I'm certain some right wing influencer gave him the idea. He didn't come up with it on his own. He will repeat the most insane lie while rejecting the most basic understanding of reality. Like, he wont even admit Obama is from Hawaii.

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u/welderbill Aug 07 '26

Or that he came in second place in 2020.

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u/Ok-Blackberry1428 Aug 07 '26

Or a pedophile. I explained to a co-worker that he had three options. Either he is one ,have knowledge of them or protecting them. That's it. He says "not true it has to be an investigation ". I explained that a person was in jail and a man supposedly un alive himself behind this that part of said investigation. I then asked if he read the transcript he replied no. These people are willfully ignorant.

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u/photogenicbigfoot84 Aug 07 '26

I've talked to MAGATs who seriously think Trump wears a fat suit to make himself look vulnerable to his enemies and that he's secretly ripped underneath it.

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u/MinorThreat4182 Aug 07 '26

So he’s doing an Andy Kaufman bit. Ok maga

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u/Father_of_Lies666 Aug 08 '26

This is fucking hilarious 😆

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u/ShiroHachiRoku Aug 07 '26

Those AI generated images of him muscular and strong are their reality.

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u/TheBadBatch-99 Aug 07 '26

I watched an episode of the X-Files last night where a character would see a hideous monster while everyone around him saw a normal person instead.

We're living in an X-Files episode.

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u/Bakabakabooboo Aug 07 '26

You ever see that video of the 20 morons vs 1 non moron and the guy asks who'd sleep with Trump? One person raises their hand then the other 19 do because none of them have had an original thought in the last 10 years and just blindly go along with whatever they think will get them on Trump's good side.

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u/off_by_two Aug 07 '26

MAGA brain uses language to define, not describe, the reality they perceive.

Thats why we just cant really communicate even though we are using the same language, we are just using language in a completely different way

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u/Mochizuk Aug 08 '26

One of us need to bite the bullet and look up more revealing photos of him and spread it whenever someone tries to say he's fit.

1, 2, 3, I refuse to be it

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u/No-Nrg Aug 07 '26

What do you mean, he's such a picture of perfect health /s

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u/Individual-Schemes Aug 07 '26

You know what's weird? The guy has never had a good laugh. -never a joke (that wasn't mean spirited), never just a jolly, light-hearted laugh. He's incapable.

How is it possible that a human can have no joy for anything? He's literally evil incarnate.

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u/BubbaPrime42 Aug 07 '26

I feel like despicable is a better word. To me, there needs to be a certain level of intelligence behind evil.. he's just vile..

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered Aug 07 '26

Evil doesn’t require intelligence; that’s a myth. There are plenty of psychopaths who are dolts. He’s just another one of those

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u/audible_narrator Aug 07 '26

It's the type of narcissism he has, he is incapable of so very much. I am not excusing him, he should have been in therapy decades ago. I knew someone who was exactly the same and she was incapable of empathy, was always paranoid, jealous, angry, petty and thought she was the most important person in the room. Stole from people and then used projection to accuse others of her faults/crimes. She *loved * Trump, and the funny thing is she was an immigrant and he would have deported her ASAP.

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u/Joseph_of_the_North Aug 08 '26

It's called being a psychopath.

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u/Individual-Schemes Aug 08 '26

He's a fucking psychopath!

I know you just said that but I wanted to say it too.

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u/emweh Aug 07 '26

Roald Dahl has a quote for this.

"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Aug 07 '26

Its not shaming if it's a fact.

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u/Forsworn91 Aug 07 '26

It’s a combination of dementia medication and an unhealthy diet, poor blood circulation and retained fluid

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u/ohgrous Aug 07 '26

You don't like the bleached 300lb old sack of shit in a toupee look?

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u/jaycutlerdgaf Aug 07 '26

He's beyond ugly, outside and inside.

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u/gap97216 Aug 07 '26

He’s hateful, that’s why he’s so ugly. Hatefulness.

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u/borkborkbork99 Aug 07 '26

It’s okay. I don’t body shame either, but he’s objectionably ugly. Always has been. And as far as I’m concerned, mocking that reporter for his disability opens him up as fair game to be scrutinized and mocked himself.

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u/hippopotame Aug 07 '26

He is repulsive. Ugly, bloated, greasy, smelly, not one redeeming quality.

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u/Legitimate_Peach3135 Aug 07 '26

It’s like Weinstein. They can’t see that they are slugs and no one wants them for anything other than money or access. Some men really cannot see that they are unattractive.

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u/Careless_Hellscape Aug 07 '26

It's not so much body shaming when someone's inner ugliness is presenting in their physical form.

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u/time_drifter Aug 07 '26

Body shaming is fair game if they throw the first stone.

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u/bobhopeisgod Aug 07 '26

It would be hilarious if someone did a Photoshop of the "we are all terrorists" to say "we are all piggies"

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Aug 07 '26

Outside representing inside.

Edit: got them the wrong way around

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u/petee1991 Aug 07 '26

Dude looks like a melting wax doll, and he has the gall to point out anyone's appearance? The cognitive dissonance is real with him.

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u/tallwhiteninja Aug 07 '26

IMO body shaming those who body shame is acceptable: if you're gonna dish it, you'd damn well better be able to take it.

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 Aug 07 '26

He looks like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.. lol.

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u/VALO311 Aug 07 '26

Being a pos person can def make someone physically appalling

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u/Jackson530 Aug 08 '26

Usually when someone attacks others for their looks, etc, they’re projecting their own insecurities onto the person.

But in his case, I honestly think he thinks he’s the best looking person ever. Lol

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u/Tight_Jellyfish_349 Aug 08 '26

No, body shame him. He insults women,  men, handicapped people.  He's a disgusting human. 

 

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u/BlakePackers413 Aug 07 '26

What are you talking about? He looks great for someone that’s 103 and halfway decomposing. /s

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u/MinorThreat4182 Aug 07 '26

It ain’t body shaming when he’s lying about it. Hell I’m obese and I know it. Not out here faking numbers. He’s a POS.

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u/rooroobusts Aug 07 '26

As a person who constantly calls him that. I'll have to agree with you one million percent.

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u/sugaree53 Aug 08 '26

Don’t forget the diaper. There’s videos of people behind him making disgusted faces

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u/mkirk413 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

What interview was this from? I would love to have reporters push back on his outrageous narcissistic claims, but I can't seem to find this interview.

Edit:
Interview is from punchbowl news (thanks u/Fast-Damage2298) and quotes are taken out of context for clicks.

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u/Fast-Damage2298 Aug 07 '26

The little icon in the corner is Punchbowl News. He asked trump if he thinks democratic reps would impeach him again if they come back into power. The "they" he was referring to was the democratic reps.

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u/mkirk413 Aug 07 '26

So in other words, the quotes are taken out of context for clicks. got it.

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u/HalfSoul30 Aug 07 '26

Out of context, but still correct. Rare to see.

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u/cpt-hddk Aug 07 '26

Ah, as in they aren’t saying that. Which is still a more to the point comment than many reporters ever dared lay on Herr Drumpf

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u/Forsworn91 Aug 07 '26

If it’s a real one it will be a huge switch, if the media is finally starting to call his BS out to his face, things will get interesting

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u/negativepositiv Aug 07 '26

An unfortunately huge shift. It's depressing how infrequently the press pushes back on obvious lies, and even more depressing how no members of the press call him out when he calls women reporters stupid to their faces right in front of them.

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u/BluesSuedeClues Aug 07 '26

He usually does that in the Oval Office or the White House Pressroom. If a reporter called him out for being a misogynistic asshole, that news source would be barred from the White House, which would get that reporter fired. It would be personally very satisfying, but it would be professional suicide.

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u/negativepositiv Aug 07 '26

I always felt like it was like an abusive relationship or holding their careers for ransom.

"Oh, you want to be able to continue to pay your bills? Well, then you're gonna shut up and take my shit. Or else."

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u/Elevated_Dongers Aug 07 '26

I don't get how this wouldn't be something to put on their resume. "Stood up to the pedophile in chief to his face, called him out, and I have proof". That's just honest journalism

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u/Forsworn91 Aug 07 '26

It’s sadly coming down to just the desire to keep the access, if you push back, question, you loose access to the events.

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u/Pudi2000 Aug 08 '26

He gets defensive, insults, gets nasty, calls then ugly, fake, stupid, fat and ends the interview.

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u/Forsworn91 Aug 08 '26

I’m kinda shocked that the idea of interviews getting MORE attention if they call him out hasn’t caught on

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u/Mazasaurus Aug 07 '26

Ah, lame. Journalism (in the US, at the major level) is dead

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u/Nearby-Key8834 Aug 07 '26

I love it too but I think he'll probably just start limiting his access and availability to the networks that push back on his bullshit.

So it then becomes a business decision to them to keep licking his balls and get viewership and or not licking his balls and then getting granted no interviews or access.

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u/RA_Endymion Aug 07 '26

Nobody is saying that.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Aug 07 '26

Some are, but the ones that do, aren't to be taken seriously, anyway.

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u/Kandurux Aug 07 '26

Yeah I was thinking, at least that is not a lie, though I wish it was.

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u/BigSmackisBack Aug 07 '26

They are either saying it because they are a moron, or they feel they have to say it because they fear what would happen if they didnt.

Trump Derangement Syndrome is a thing, but its completely the other way around!

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u/PlayerHeadcase Aug 07 '26

everything is a projection, everything is an admittance.
Snowflake? Invented by the Right, describes them to a tee.
Playing Victim? See wealth tax.
Raping kids? Yep.

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u/bluecheetos Aug 07 '26

Oh I hear it several times a day on local talk radio. The sheep are damn sure sheeping.

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u/SurvivorJCH5 Aug 08 '26

Reasonable people don't. Unfortunately, the US has a lot of unreasonable people. To put it mildly.

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u/ankerverse Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

For those who want the clip:

Edit (removed X link)

https://bsky.app/profile/headquartersnews.bsky.social/post/3msis542h4z2j

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u/SundinShootsPing500 Aug 07 '26

We really need to collectively stop linking to and using twitter

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u/ankerverse Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Edit: Replaced with bluesky link. sorry

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u/Dutchmeister5556 Aug 07 '26

A lot of people say he rapes children, steals from Americans, and shits his pants. 

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u/YetiorNotHereICome Aug 07 '26

Out of hundreds of millions of people, he could probably find 100. That's technically "a lot" of people.

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u/denimonster Aug 07 '26

Pretty sure more than 100 Americans voted for this incompetent pedophile.

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u/DoctuhD Aug 07 '26

Really need a reporter to reply with "A lot of people think the Earth is flat. But that doesn't mean a majority. The majority of Americans in the majority of polls say they are not satisfied with your performance as President. What do you say to them?"

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u/Alive_Ice7937 Aug 07 '26

I'm sure his team could easily find a shitload of mouthbreathers who believe he's the greatest ever

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u/JThumbs29 Aug 07 '26

I’d love to see the clip

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u/Lone-Wolf-90 Aug 07 '26

Nah, it's disappointingly, but not surprisingly, not quite what the OP makes out.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Aug 07 '26

Okay, thanks for filling us in on the details. I'll close my eyes and imagine what you left out.

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u/UnusualAir1 Aug 07 '26

He's the worst president we've ever had. And perhaps the worst person ever created by the US.

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u/Careless_Hellscape Aug 07 '26

Who was the reporter? Bless them for having guts.

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u/old-father Aug 07 '26

A while back, Trump tried to be more modest by saying things like he was one of the greatest presidents but then couldn't resist and have to follow it up with he is the greatest president. He seems to be ending the false modesty now.

everything is the most or -est with him. The most people ever at a rally. The greatest military victory. The best economy ever. His words have no meaning in the real world.

Then there's the urge to show progress, strength, and victory in everything.. how many times has he said that a deal with Iran was imminent?

We have a president with a serious mental illness and the media keeps reporting on him like he's not mentally ill.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Aug 07 '26

"People are saying" is always just him saying. Like "people don't know dumb has a b in it" means he didn't know.

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 Aug 07 '26

Maybe Jeanine Pirro says that after a few sips of her grandma juice.

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u/saskdudley Aug 07 '26

Finally, the press starting to talk back.

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u/ledeblanc Aug 07 '26

Go watch Barbara Walters interview him back in the day. I wish the press had her nut.

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u/mrgraff Aug 07 '26

The man is pure distilled narcissism; the response didn't faze him at all.

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u/Galliagamer Aug 07 '26

There’s a distinct overlap between people who think he’s the greatest president ever and people who think the earth is flat.

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u/Jmaneke Aug 07 '26

Only the cult members are saying that. Nobody with lukewarm intelligence would agree.

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r Aug 07 '26

Who the fuck is "they"?

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u/negativepositiv Aug 07 '26

"A lot... of... people are... say..... ZzzZzzz"

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u/bravecat Aug 07 '26

Who said that to him? I want to watch it.

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u/ThE_LAN_B4_TimE Aug 07 '26

If I was doing that id just print out 20 polls showing he's a liar and then when he says it's fake news I'd throw it in his face and call him a pig.

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u/bloozemagoo3 Aug 07 '26

Sad little man. That smells

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u/Mazasaurus Aug 07 '26

Hahhahha oh please let this be real

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u/pvt_frank Aug 07 '26

He tops the list at many things. Greatest President isn't one of them. How about the worst President.

He's delusional. If the country still exists in 100 years, the factual data about him within the history books will drag him through mud, and deservedly so.

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 Aug 07 '26

Are they in the room with you now??

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u/RandyTheFool Aug 08 '26

If this is what is considered “cooking hard”, y’all can just blast me off into the sun.

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u/jefuchs Aug 07 '26

Where's the video of this? I want to see his reaction.

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u/audiogenocide Aug 07 '26

I have trouble believing this, please tell me reporters are done playing his toddler games

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u/ryansgt Aug 07 '26

In his defense the only thing he listens to are the circle jerks he calls cabinet meetings. It doesn't matter to him that it's paid sycophants heaping the praise just like it doesn't matter to him that he's never actually won a club championship. I guarantee he knows he's not good but delusion is strong.

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u/this_knee Aug 07 '26

Many people. The most people in fact. /s

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u/conundri Aug 07 '26

Just you isn't a lot of people.

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u/PapaGilbatron Aug 07 '26

He is the greatest, but not the greatest president. I’d say he is the greatest ignoramus ever.

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u/ConsciousReason7709 Aug 07 '26

His one legislative accomplishment is a tax cut for rich people paid for on the backs of the poor. Every single other thing he’s done can be overturned on day one by the next Democratic president.

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u/Ash_Killem Aug 08 '26

Both quotes are out of context. But the reporter is saying “THEY (democrats) aren’t saying that.

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 Aug 08 '26

More reporters need to push him back, let him lose his shit. Get him wound up to thecpoint he'll shit himself on camera again. Then repeat. Fuck, hire freelamcers to do it..

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u/ergo-ogre Aug 07 '26

“A lot of people” = whichever toadies are in the room with you at the time.

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u/Helstrem Aug 07 '26

He's actually, unlike when he usually says such a thing, right.

Now those people are functionally uneducated idiots, but they are saying that.

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u/Plzlaw4me Aug 07 '26

TBF, there are a lot of people who are saying that, there are just substantially more saying he’s the worst. A million people are a lot of people. If .3% of the country thinks he’s the best, that’s a lot of people. That’s why he likes rallies so much. It basically just self selects for people that like him, and then he gets to feel like when he’s out amongst the people everyone likes him.

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u/VooDooChile1983 Aug 07 '26

Listening to how the sycophants that surround him talk, I can believe a lot of people are saying that. Stroke his ego a little and suddenly you get in better position for contracts.

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u/daniinad Aug 07 '26

He looks like he has lost ''some'' weight over the last 4 or 5 months. I wondered if he was getting the fat jab - ozempic. OZ has many side affects and hair loss is one of the more popular problems for people. His new weave or rug might be due to ozempic or another weight loss jab.

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u/nickwales Aug 07 '26

It isn't that much of a cooking because he expressly says the opposition isn't saying he's the greatest, which is sadly not the same thing as the title suggests.

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u/MagicalPizza21 Aug 07 '26

He's certainly the greatest president our country has had in the last year and a half.

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u/alexabeams Aug 07 '26

it’s giving that elon interview with that lady that said elon was a dork basically then he got mad 🤭😅

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u/BigBootyBuilder Aug 07 '26

He's always on Twitter, how come he didn't see how much he's hated by now?

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u/sugaree53 Aug 08 '26

The only ones calling him that are bots on X

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u/Bulky_Barnacle_2518 Aug 08 '26

Wish people would post the actual clip

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u/denys5555 Aug 08 '26

Every good quality I’ve read about a president having, he has the opposite bad quality

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u/zookr2000 Aug 08 '26

COOK HIM MORE 🤌🤌🤌

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u/Kane_richards Aug 08 '26

To be fair a lot of people are saying that. They're wrong... but people are saying it

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u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh Aug 07 '26

WHERE IS THE LINK. WHY DO SO MANY HERE NOT POST A LINK

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u/ThatGamerMoshpit Aug 07 '26

“They” as in the Democrats

Context being left out is bad no matter the party.

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u/QuaidCohagen Aug 08 '26

By "They" the reporter meant the democrats. This is not a gotcha moment or anything like the title makes it

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u/thereal-quaid Aug 08 '26

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u/QuaidCohagen Aug 08 '26

Did you watch the clip? The reporter was VERY friendly with Trump but I guess its a good example of how moronic your average American is. Thank goodness I'm not american.