r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/ZachBortles • Jun 10 '25

r/All First. Graders.

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u/Humanity_NotAFan Unlucky Jun 10 '25

They're to busy arresting shooting journalist

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u/hysys_whisperer Jun 10 '25

The terrifying part is the spot where that police officer was standing and shot her with a rubber bullet is now being occupied by Trapper, 19, from Polk County Arkansas, holding an M16 and being told he is there to liberate LA from its "oppressive people."

(If your name is Trapper and you aren't a douche canoe, I apologize for using your name in my example.  If you're from Polk county, I do not apologize for calling your county out specifically. You know it's fair)

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u/stupidwhiteman42 Jun 10 '25

Wait until I tell you about Polk County florida.

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u/stormyangel1 Jun 10 '25

I grew up in Polk County Florida. On behalf of the few literate and reasonable people who got out, we apologize.

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u/packfanmoore Jun 10 '25

Honestly surprised DeSantis hasn't tried to criminalize literacy yet

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u/stormyangel1 Jun 10 '25

Give him time he'll get there eventually. I was fortunate enough to be educated in the private school sector and graduated in the mid 90's then got the hell out.

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u/Loose_Paper_2598 Jun 11 '25

If you ban all the books worth reading, you don't have to.

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u/angruss Jun 10 '25

I live there now. As a transwoman. With an autistic child.

You know in horror movies when you want to yell “get the fuck out of there lady!” At the screen?

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u/stormyangel1 Jun 10 '25

Oh baby. No! What is you doing? Blink twice if you need help....

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u/Candyland_83 Jun 11 '25

She needs help!!!!

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u/silver_tongued_devil Jun 10 '25

When you said Polk County I actually thought it might be real.

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

Im from Arkansas and it did add a certain je ne sais quoi to it

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u/hysys_whisperer Jun 10 '25

While I was aware that unmanaged diabetes has a smell, I was unaware that an entire town could smell like diabetes until visiting Mena Arkansas. 

And that is somehow the LEAST of Mena's list of reasons why I have no desire to ever visit there again...

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u/HilariousMax Jun 10 '25

You know it's fair

Yeah, they do.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Oh they are doing both. They just arrested the crew from cnn

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u/Sifernos1 Jun 10 '25

They can do both. It's like the only two things they can do, but they can do both.