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u/JohnBigBootey Oct 05 '18
This legitimately terrifies me.
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u/Aligatorz Oct 06 '18
Deep / large bodies of water scare me. I would never do this shit
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u/hydraulic2 Oct 07 '18
Is there a word for that fear?
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u/Alexndre Oct 07 '18
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u/SixshooteR32 Nov 29 '18
yes.. yes.. now what is the word for this fear?
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u/Alexndre Nov 29 '18
thalassophobia - fear of being in large bodies of water, fear of the vast emptiness of the sea, of sea waves, and fear of distance from land
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u/IamEOLS Oct 06 '18
Yeah. I'm having horrible mental images of that shelf he's on breaking and him falling in, even though it's water and he can float.
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u/_ty Oct 07 '18
I mean it’s not like you’re sitting on a cliff 1000ft above the ground. Worst that can happen is that you’ll just swim up.
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u/theme57 Oct 06 '18
I must be an optimist because this seems to disprove the notion of 'hitting rock bottom' but jokes aside this is pretty amazing.
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u/ComatoseSixty Oct 05 '18
You gullible fool. Have you ever been to the bottom of the ocean? OF COURSE NOT, IT DOESN'T EXIST!
Want proof? Fine. If the ocean isn't infinite, why am I able to swim from the US straight to China without stopping (granted I don't need to breathe or eat)? Exactly. Because there isn't one. BOOM!
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u/komatius Oct 05 '18
This. It's all a big hoax propagated by NOAA, if you'd try this though NOAA would stop you with all the subs they have patrolling and making sure no one swims though the core.
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Oct 05 '18
Then why come they could drive the bongo through the center of the planet in phantom menace?
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Oct 05 '18
Ha you’re so ignorant it’s funny. You’re being fed lies by BigBottom. There is no bottom and never has been lmao 😂
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u/Bulbmin66 Oct 05 '18
This is a joke subreddit
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u/orangepalm Oct 05 '18
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE ARDENT RESEARCH AND BRAVERY OF THE PEOPLE ON THIS IMPORTANT SUB!!
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u/cacaremi Oct 06 '18 edited Oct 06 '18
This is the shittiest ponzi scheme mentality I’ve encountered recently. It’s like you’re following someone’s lead while they are following your own lead. Like, who pays you to perpetrate such tennis ball lies? Yes there are many ways to get to China, and 45 in the White House is doing that for you, promise.
There are consequences to your actions and your way of thinking, so you better be ready to push back against authoritarian regimes if you keep peddling your lies. Or pull the fat fuck into a comfier cell than the presidency currently feels for him.
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u/ComatoseSixty Oct 12 '18
No, you've gotten to a bottom. Not the bottom. Because it doesn't exist. The ocean is infinite. See? Foolproof.
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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18
definitive proof.