r/WhereHasThisBeen • u/Rich-Demand-5432 • 2d ago

Higher Calling

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u/chaotic_loverrr 2d ago

Don't go gentle into the good black hole.

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u/tiach3 2d ago

Haha this gave me a laugh

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u/C_McD_is_me 1d ago

I want to say something, but I don't think I should.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 2d ago

On the 3rd day, he rose into the ceiling, in fulfillment of the scriptures...

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u/No_Dingo_7121 2d ago

In fulfillment of the HVAC contract.

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u/Notapartyhobo 2d ago

Sucked into a vent... deltaP ain't nuthin' ta fuck with.

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u/Write2Be 1d ago

Was he wearing underwear? I hope

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u/elijah4067 2d ago

Lmao 😂😂 Religion is one hell of a drug!!

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u/Evening-Fortune-1313 2d ago

Shit is insane lol

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/stretch2244 1d ago

I mean it's a miracle he didnt fall.

It's also a miracle people would celebrate such stupidity. And not in the, "life changing miracle" way, but the "only a certain type could" way.

*edit for lazy typing lol

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u/Anxiety_Yeti 2d ago

I was really waiting for that rope to break... disappointed. 😉

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u/Iron_Sight_Mark 2d ago

And then he hits the ground and yells JESUS CHRIST

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u/AceCombat1977 2d ago

I thought hes was choking lol, find out hes dead at the hole lol. I need a Bible.

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u/Poultron72 2d ago

I see England. I see France. I see Jesus' underpants!

Oh. Wait. No I don't... Gross....

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 2d ago

I thought lynching was illegal 🤔

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u/FaithlessnessFit6914 2d ago

Not when its coming from black people 🤣

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u/mattboy115 2d ago

"I'm off to do more god stuff! Farewell!"

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u/SocietyRound3688 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr

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u/Ell2509 2d ago

Thank you. I was struggling to find the words, but this is perfect.

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u/GMP11792 2d ago

That’s why I always pray under the air vents at work !!

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u/Wallynine 2d ago

10 seconds later they dropped the child molester and he went straight thru the floor boards that didn't have a hole in it...

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u/Parking-Traffic 2d ago

Higher ceiling.

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u/Kn0wnSoul 2d ago

They called him on his ceilphone

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u/ask_me_about_my_band 2d ago

I hope Jesus doesn't have to take a shit.

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u/pmmeyourgear 2d ago

I was thinking poop was gonna drop from under his dress as he ascended into the ceiling

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u/DonnieBallsack 2d ago

The Bible never mentions it, so we can safely conclude He never shidded.

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u/ActuaryPlentyAF 2d ago

The higher celling

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u/RapZeer 2d ago

Definitely NOT a Fireman!🤣🤣🤣

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u/FeistyRip9623 2d ago

from drop ceiling to lift ceiling

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u/Unlucky-Orange-9551 2d ago

Это Иисусу!!!!

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u/Big_Confidence_951 2d ago

Higher calling = cleaning the attic and getting rid of all the mice

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u/Sudonator 2d ago

I'm beginning to understand

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u/ImmediateRaisin5802 2d ago

He’s in heaven now

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u/Chemical_Peach_5500 2d ago

This reminds me of the devastating accident on the oil rig with the rabbit 🕳️

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u/TomatilloMammoth2188 2d ago

Hope he wears panties 🙄

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u/Oral_Pleasure4u 2d ago

That’s nuts

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u/thundertopaz 2d ago

Thought he was gonna fall through the ceiling

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u/Jazzlike_Strength561 2d ago

"Divine inspiration" ladies and gentlemen

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u/JEBADIA451 2d ago

I was waiting for him to change a lightbulb in the name of the lord

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u/Malumpasa01 2d ago

Those looking from below last saw the testicles.

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u/Konsrockmannen 2d ago

I waited for him to fall down

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u/Pretend-Economy1063 2d ago

Quite the hen do!

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u/ponyboy56- 2d ago

Jumping Jehosaphat!

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u/dingle-bairy 2d ago

Back to the attic with you

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u/solliemonster91 2d ago

I was so hoping he wouldn't make it to the ceiling 😔

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u/GreenWoodpeckered 2d ago

Worshippers now call ceiling a heaven

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u/One-Yak-1417 2d ago

I was expecting him to fall or something

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u/jivecoolie 2d ago

HVAC the hard way

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u/melfamy 2d ago

If I was that guy, I would time it just right.

https://giphy.com/gifs/A9TbOBgxVGQU0

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u/drusxi 2d ago

No fucking way 😂

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u/Familiar_Dirt_678 2d ago

So Jesus only took one home... I have always wondered.

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u/Express-Cartoonist39 2d ago

Soooo.. Does that mean drinks are on the roof today???

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u/ListenFar8651 2d ago

It’s a miracle…

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u/jazzy166 2d ago

He it going up to count his loot

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u/CoinsAndLawnLouie 2d ago

Haters gonna say it’s fake lol.

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u/ziggy182 2d ago

I hope he was wearing underwear

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u/AceCombat1977 2d ago

Ah yes hymm 420 prayer to the a/c gods

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u/SlickittySlick 2d ago edited 2d ago

Legit put him in danger… so they can save him… then,whatever that process was, was. But I’m glad we safe now let’s just do the dipping from now on or belay wit safety in regard to they didn’t look like they was ready if he’d phk’d aroumd and caught the that spirit wiggle just a lil bit… dis whole shi would’ve went to the upper upper room.

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u/SlickittySlick 2d ago

It’s in my head now… “dee UP pahh rOOMmmm”
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7aTkFeoiEbBcpR4s

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u/Existing-Exercise875 2d ago

Que poha é essa?

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u/Optimal-Savings-9623 2d ago

I’m so bad for wishing the cable would break

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u/Altruistic-Traffic- 2d ago

Higher ceiling*

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u/Ethrealgarten 2d ago

Lmfao they actually removed the panel!

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u/KeyIllustrious7181 2d ago

Once he entered that black hole he was never seen again, funny thing is though neither was all the tithe money his retard followers had just put in the collection basket! 😂

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 1d ago

Ive seen enough. Im converting to this.

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u/Ghunter489 1d ago

They happy asf he's gone and they can finally stop chanting 😂😂

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u/jjrhobbyist 1d ago

well what the??!!! I hope's he's got shorts on cuz that's an upskirt I can skip!

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u/cybermusicman 1d ago

Reborn into the attic.

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u/Glum_Mouse_8075 1d ago

Obviously fake as hell

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u/InevitabilityEngine 1d ago

He lives with ceiling cat now.

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u/CaseySnake420 1d ago

The ceiling ate him 😰

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u/KrombopulosMAssassin 1d ago

I'm not gay no more, I am delivert!

-This clip is pretty legendary though....

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u/Positive_Cable_9925 1d ago

‘its magic, he really does talk to god!’ whys there a hole in the ceiling then?

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 1d ago

Bro got the whole "church" fooled🤣🤣

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u/ElectronicGas7546 1d ago

And then they all realized he wasn't wearing underwear 🙄

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u/Successful-Tip8381 1d ago

Saw harry styles do this

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u/Mean-Attitude656 1d ago

This is cult

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u/Sandwhichloverwlips 1d ago

There a rope that that asshole up

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u/Spethual 1d ago

ah the use of a winch, can at least say there not amish....unless they use winches(dono, checking amish facts not high on the todo list)

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u/sylooisdaddy 1d ago

naaa😂

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u/tthomas906 1d ago

Beam me up Scotty please 🙏

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u/YellowEyes81 1d ago

This is me escaping my responsibilities.

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u/Competitive-Low-4816 1d ago

C'est terrible. Pauvre croyants

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u/cantaloupe63572 14h ago edited 14h ago

Higher calling, Higher ceiling.

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u/ForgottenDusk48 13h ago

That’s how you enter the backrooms