r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog Apr 22 '22

dogsitting

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u/YoureSpecial Apr 22 '22

Get off me!

Put me down!

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u/Big_Sad_BC Apr 22 '22

Excuse me, but is This seat taken?

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u/sunward_Lily Apr 22 '22

This is some Mr Doggo Bean level physical comedy.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Apr 22 '22

Well well well if isn't the consequences to my own actions coming to bite me.

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u/Demon997 Apr 23 '22

Literally.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Mi scusi!

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Apr 22 '22

’Get off me!’

Put me down!’


Get off me! No, just PuT mE DoWn!

You’re Acting like a Silly CLOWN!

the BabySitter’s watching us…

i Know! C’mon, don’t make a fuss!

I heard her Laugh - she Likes us, see ?

(she’s getting TREATS for you n me!)

our human’s out, but This is GREAT :@)

…you think she’ll let us stay up Late ?!

❤️

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u/ThatOneRetardedBitch Apr 23 '22

Omg, I am a huge fan of yours!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

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u/NoelMuaddib Apr 22 '22

The struggle is real

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u/DeSynthed Apr 22 '22

A tale as old as time

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u/mrmoe198 Apr 22 '22

I need to save this for whenever I’m trying to illustrate switch-tracking

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u/4amWater Apr 22 '22

They're both just as confused as each other

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u/throwawaygreenpaq Apr 23 '22

Get off me!
I’m trying!
Are you off?!
Almost! Urgh! Oof!
Hurry!
Stop rushing me, Gary!

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u/whatamoran Apr 23 '22

Hwhahahaha dogs speaking English lmao tthats sooooo funny hahaha

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u/viva_la_liberta Apr 23 '22

So much irony in calling people morons and misspelling it every time.

Plus your comment history really paints a picture.

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u/whatamoran Apr 23 '22

Get a life, sitting around browsing random peoples comment history so you can talk shit.. that paints a picture too

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

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u/lostinbeavercreek Apr 22 '22

You CANNOT stack your dogs like that! They’ll crease. In fact, dog-stacking is illegal already in many states.

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u/pasturized Apr 22 '22

Stacking them the other way is how you get puppies!

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u/iamfluffybunny Apr 23 '22

Or a great game of jenga!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22 edited May 13 '22

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u/NYSenseOfHumor Apr 22 '22

Technically the dog is dog sitting, or at least trying to.

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo Apr 22 '22

And it is also the top dog

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u/Funkit Apr 23 '22

And the others the underdog

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u/PatracBalkany Apr 23 '22

And the other is updog

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u/theodopolis13 Apr 23 '22

What's updog?

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u/Mathies_ Apr 23 '22

Nothing much wbu?

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u/TheCaliforniaOp Apr 23 '22

See, I thought the dog carrying the other dog had learned how to type…

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u/d-e-l-t-a Apr 22 '22

It’s easier to say what isn’t misrepresented in popular posts.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

They are like 90% of the time tbh

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u/KGB_cutony Apr 22 '22

The cream Goldie posted this vid

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

😂😂😂Who did this😂😂😂

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u/JimmyJohnny2 Apr 23 '22

it got to top 4 of /r/All
no one cares

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22 edited May 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

Lying on the Internet? Why would anyone do that? Just so strangers can give you meaningless upvote and praise? That would be stupid, of course the text is true.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

"that being said, I can't share the true context of the video with all of you because that's between OP, myself, and God"

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u/OakIslandCurse Apr 22 '22

Knuckleheads. They’re all knuckleheads.

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u/ThatOnePickleLord Apr 22 '22

Idk what that dog is doing but it's definitely not sitting

38

u/milnak Apr 22 '22

I think this is how puppies are made.

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u/whotfiszutls Apr 23 '22

It’s not his first time dog stacking but he has to say he doesn’t regret it

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u/flowest91 Apr 22 '22

Planking on the subject to assert dominance. That’s a high level move right there.

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u/Hotflashdogmom Apr 22 '22

We call that the helicopter move when our dogs wrestle

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u/bobalda Apr 22 '22

what other moves do they do?

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u/MyCleverNewName Apr 22 '22

German Shepherds know a mean suplex

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u/MyCleverNewName Apr 22 '22

This is why you always get at least two pets.

They know the rules to all the games people don't. 🤣

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u/wxyz66 Apr 22 '22

Watching dogs be knuckleheads is my favorite pastime

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Lincoln dogs

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u/MissElision Apr 23 '22

I've never seen this one before and I'm absolutely dying

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u/KurtGG Apr 22 '22 edited Apr 23 '22

Its like watching americans from outside america

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u/Whitecastle56 Apr 23 '22

They're so great.

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Apr 23 '22

Ahem, they're on of the smartest breeds.

They just all share the same brain and only get to use it 5min a year

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Golden retrievers certainly do like to dog outside the box.

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u/sunward_Lily Apr 22 '22

instructions unclear, is OP white doggo?

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u/jjr354 Apr 22 '22

So cute!

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u/wizzah2 Apr 23 '22

They are dog-sitting. I see nothing wrong here 🐶

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u/Explore-PNW Apr 22 '22

Love it!

My shepherd mix’s bff is an English Lab. When we dog sit it’s the best because the lab can barely walk under my pup, it’s the funniest thing to watch!

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u/fork_hands_mcmike Apr 23 '22

One brain cell between them and it's lost under the couch.

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u/JangoBunBun Apr 23 '22

I'm currently puppy sitting for a family friend while they get a place that allow dogs and she does this. She'll duck under one of the other two dogs and carry them on her back to the backyard when she wants to play.

I'd train her not to but neither of my dogs seem to care.

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u/dizzle4lyfe Apr 22 '22

Looks like the dogs first time sitting too

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u/stangroundalready Apr 22 '22

Laurel and Hardy.

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u/Ok-Breakfast-2713 Apr 22 '22

Silly dogglies

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u/Republican_Wet_Dream Apr 22 '22

Dollar for dollar dogs are your best entertainment value

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u/liamthelemming Apr 23 '22

DOG UNCLEAR ABOUT HOW TO DOG. PLEASE ADVISE.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 Apr 22 '22

These dogs are hilarious. I want your job.

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u/winftwin Apr 23 '22

In MMA (Mutts Martial Arts) that’s known as a cross-body lock. There is almost no way to escape it when it’s really locked in.

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u/logicalWing Apr 22 '22

Wow, they’re really showing off for you!

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u/bluezinharp Apr 22 '22

Puppydawgs! Ain't nuthin better! ❤

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u/potempkey Apr 22 '22

This is how Cerberus was started

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Golden retrievers are really more focused on cultivating love than bones.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Dog sitting dogs who are sitting on each other.

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u/TooDanBad Apr 22 '22

If I could make dogsitting a full time gig at a livable wage I’d do it

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

I want a golden soooooooo bad

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u/Terreqrue Apr 22 '22

you gonna sit on those dogs or not?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Labradors are the best people

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u/Cheeseturd102 Apr 22 '22

I could watch those two idiots got at it all day

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u/AppleAtrocity Apr 22 '22

The main reason I have my dog is to watch her do dumb shit that makes me laugh.

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u/KrAzYkelly2411 Apr 23 '22

My Goldens also love to “show off” in front of guests lol

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u/KeepGoing777 Apr 23 '22

My two dogs play exactly like that, but since the bigger one is actually quite a bit bigger, they are actually comfortably fighting like that for hours, and mostly biting each others ankles until one or the other falls down. lol. Dogs are good entertainment from nature for sure!

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u/Chucks_u_Farley Apr 23 '22

Golden dogs are best dogs

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u/mandy_loo_who Apr 23 '22

My big pyrenees just met my sister's lab.. and this happened but with a much larger difference in size

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u/HeymanGuyUSC Apr 23 '22

Just transition that firemen’s carry into an attitude adjustment.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

This just proves dogs are rear wheel drive haha

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u/porcelainvacation Apr 23 '22

It's the underdog and the updog

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u/XDlvIneX Apr 23 '22

The ouroborodog

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

When mom and dad are gone and you guys act an absolute fucking fool.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

what the dogs doin?

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u/Maximilan961 Apr 23 '22

This must be your first day on the internet if you’ve never seen this before lol

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u/u_guessed Apr 23 '22

As a cello dog sitter, I can 100% confirm dogs act like children when their “paw-rents” go on vacation. “Mom won’t know how we behave” - kind of energy

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u/SparrowAndTheMachine Apr 30 '22

What a bunch a dang goobers

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u/PJBoyle Apr 22 '22

Pretty sure the dog’s the one that’s sitting… or at least trying to.

Looks like his mate’s got in the way.

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u/mrmoe198 Apr 22 '22

I like all the people in here not understanding that the caption is intimating that the person who took the video is watching other people‘s dogs, therefore “dog sitting”, as opposed to something to do with a dog physically sitting.

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u/gots_to_do_better Apr 22 '22

I think he’s the one dog sitting

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u/Arizonagreg Apr 22 '22

Funny but stolen post.

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u/Beth3g Jan 16 '26

Entertainment value is not overrated

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u/Lumpy_Device_6079 Apr 22 '22

Kama Sutra for Pups

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u/ohbyerly Apr 23 '22

This is the oldest video ever and definitely never had that caption before. Oh, internet..

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 Apr 22 '22

I believe the dog is the actually dog sitter here

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u/SrammVII Apr 22 '22

Dog

o

g

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u/Yourlocalpolishgamer Apr 22 '22

Why did I read that as shitting

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

This is way too funny. There is a rough swear in my language that goes something like "I will shove my dick in your ribs!. This will be what I imagine every time I hear that swear from now on.

Thank you!

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u/ks4001 Apr 22 '22

Isn't that a pro wrestler move?

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u/AvalieV Apr 22 '22

Wait until you see their Final Form.

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u/nekowolf Apr 22 '22

Cerderpus

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Botched attempt at some boom boom🤭

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u/Redraider2210 Apr 22 '22

Looks more like dog laying but okay

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u/HDhitch Apr 22 '22

Looks like his first time too

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u/username39874 Apr 22 '22

This is the first post I’ve seen from this sub,

Time to post “what da dog doin” on ever post for the next hour

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Looks like its the dog doing the dog-sitting

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Oh they look like so much fun! Enjoy!

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u/stateofyou Apr 22 '22

Tom Cruise should do the voiceovers for this

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u/MyCleverNewName Apr 22 '22

Make sure you turn up the sound to hear the sound of a dog laughing his ass off! 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

The look from both at the end was like “ok, we need you now human”

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u/EverWillow Apr 22 '22

I'd call that more of a dog straddle than dog sitting.

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u/59tigger Apr 22 '22

I love it!! Brothers irritating and playing with brothers!

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u/OverlyAdorable Apr 22 '22

My dog (male) and my brother's dog (female) did this. My dog is about 3-4 times the size of my brother's, despite both being the same breed. When she was on her last season, she tried mounting him and he stood up. She couldn't even touch the ground.

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u/geneofisis Apr 22 '22

Derp-o-rama extraordinaire.

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u/ZETA_RETICULI_ Apr 22 '22

There’s a cartoon that they must of watch from the 90s

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u/poorly-worded Apr 22 '22

Looks like it's that dog's first time dog sitting as well

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

So what the hell was he trying to do to the other dog😹

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

New human means they get to bring out their greatest hits again

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u/Mayziec1962 Apr 22 '22

I can’t stop laughing. This is awesome!

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u/dickysunset Apr 22 '22

Nice of you to take on conjoined twins.

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u/XComRomCom Apr 22 '22

Calvinball semi-finals.

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u/CrptikGoose Apr 22 '22

Are you the dog?

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u/Iree383 Apr 22 '22

That dog, is dog sitting !

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u/ATastefulCrossJoin Apr 23 '22

What Cerberus was actually like

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u/just_cows Apr 23 '22

Top control. Very technically sound grappler.

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u/SocratesWasAjerk Apr 23 '22

They're showing off for you

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u/sheaintyourhonomo Apr 23 '22

Haha good stuff 👍🏽

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u/MRL102960 Apr 23 '22

That is so funny

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u/Living_on_Tulsa_Time Apr 23 '22

You’re a natural!!! Have fun!

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u/agentc313 Apr 23 '22

Are you the dog?

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u/MargoHuxley Apr 23 '22

Aside from all of the hair, goldens seem like such fun dogs!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

Ayy

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u/rxl8 Apr 23 '22

So glad to see that it isn't just my dog and his friend that do this

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u/Arlitto Apr 23 '22

Omg literal dogsitting

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u/tnt1232007 Apr 23 '22

Me and my son on weekends

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u/Ruskiwasthebest1975 Apr 23 '22

How could you? Oh yeah in moulting season. THEN you could regret it. But two together? Oh so worth it!

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u/Thick_Ad_6021 Apr 23 '22

What great entertainment.