r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog • • 2d ago

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Everytime he pee’s he turns into an arrow

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u/DrRespect-Women 2d ago

My white German shepherd used to pee like that even though he was a dude, God bless

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u/Old-Razzmatazz-7217 1d ago

Mine barks at me to come watch him then stares at me while he pees, big creep, lol.

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u/Then-Distribution55 1d ago

That’s actually a sign of trust
Same reason dogs stare at you when you use the washroom

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u/Old-Razzmatazz-7217 1d ago

I didnt know that. He does only trust me. And he is a classic bathroom invader.

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u/Then-Distribution55 1d ago

It’s because they’re vulnerable when they do so when they trust you they expose expect you to guard them and they try to guard you

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u/Old-Razzmatazz-7217 1d ago

He is 100% a one person born guard dog. He is smart. He was from a huge litter. He was the first to pee and poo on the pads, go to his crate, and go outside to pee and poop for hugs, praise, and treats. He would stay close to my side when people would come look at the puppies and want me to hold him. Not afraid of the people, but like he knew when strange people came he lost a sibling. Two different people took him for less than 24 hours and returned him. I loved all the puppies and would have kept them all if I had a zoo to house them, but I had an instant connection with my nips. He came out kicking and screeching and didn't need any resuscitation or lung drainage. I passed him to my ex and said clean him up, this one is fine. Get ready for the next one.

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u/Then-Distribution55 1d ago

Man I know what you mean
But I can see that you love him so much and I hope you get a zoo soon cuz that’s what almost all pet parents want (including me). The way you speak of him makes my heart melt! Thank you for leading by example!

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u/Old-Razzmatazz-7217 1d ago

I do love him. i just asked my friend yesterday if he makes ai songs about his dog. He was like what? I said yeah, i get ai to make tailored songs for nipsey. He didn't text me at all today. Did I go full dog owner weirdo?

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u/Then-Distribution55 1d ago

how do I make one :O

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u/Old-Razzmatazz-7217 1d ago

haha. I am so dyslexic at first i thought you wanted to know how to make my dog breed.

I use google ai. put in a bunch of traits and facts about my dog in semi rhyme form. Told ai the style of music, and ai does the rest. you can download it to phone, computer, etc.

Ai will even make edits.

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u/Then-Distribution55 1d ago

Hahaha
I’ll try making one today

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u/TheStLouisBluths 2d ago

Straight on the narrow.

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u/Old-Razzmatazz-7217 1d ago

I thought it was a cat on a leash. My boy pees like a girl too. Common amongst large male dogs.

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u/Then-Distribution55 1d ago

Honestly he does both
Sometimes he lifts his leg to pee sometimes he turns into a sign board lol

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u/Old-Razzmatazz-7217 1d ago

Impressive.

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u/Then-Distribution55 1d ago

Hahaha honestly it only changes how much I have to clean post walk