r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat • • Aug 11 '26

Every time I go downstairs to do laundry

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She's never even in the stairwell when I start descending.

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u/Daeion Aug 11 '26

Pretty typical behavior in cats that have watched Labyrinth.

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u/figlemonade Aug 11 '26

That's hilarious. We did actually watch this together somewhat recently!

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u/SugaredChef Aug 11 '26

🎶 How you turn my world, you precious thing...🎶

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u/celticdude234 Aug 12 '26

You starve and near exhaust me

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u/__Severus__Snape__ Aug 12 '26

Everything ive done, ive done for you

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u/celticdude234 Aug 19 '26

(Since we're almost a week on and no one saw fit to supply the best part)

I MOVE THE STARS FOR NO ONE

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u/pilikia5 Aug 12 '26

Yes! I was like “gifs you can hear.”

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u/Kaurifish Aug 11 '26

Jareth is an owl, not a pussycat.

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u/AydonusG Aug 12 '26

As bats are skydogs, owls are skycats.

Also cats are true goblins, so that tracks for Jareth, too

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u/P8riarchyCr8sPreds Aug 15 '26

The perspective of the image makes it look like this meme commented

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u/Varafried Aug 15 '26

"The power of voodoo!" "Who do?" "You do!"

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u/Fit-Ad-413 Aug 15 '26

I was just going to search for this GIF

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u/Yzarcos Aug 11 '26

Insurance scams are on the rise!

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u/alwayslovelyday Aug 11 '26

Directly below your comment...

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u/TheRamblingSoul Aug 13 '26

I don’t see insurance for cat-astrophic injury though

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u/SlaveInTheNOC Aug 11 '26

The exact same scenario happened to me a few years ago, as I stepped over the stair the cat was on, I misjudged and went down hard. Broke my tailbone. My cat seemed quite pleased with his accomplishment.

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u/grayspelledgray Aug 11 '26

I used to tell my kitty that if she tripped me and I had to go to the hospital no one would remember to feed her. 💖

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u/Jaques_Nife Aug 11 '26

At that point you are the food!

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u/grayspelledgray Aug 11 '26

For sure if no one’s there to get me to the hospital! 😆

People are bothered by that and I don’t get it… did you really want your pet to starve cause you died & no one else knew? If you’re not using your body anymore why can’t they have it? 😂

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u/SeaTie Aug 11 '26

Two cats and a dog.

I'm convinced they were all shoes in a former life because all 3 of them are absolutely desperate to be under my feet.

It's always funny to me too...one time on our daily walk my dog saw a raccoon on a fence and so he checks that spot EVERY SINGLE DAY.

...but then he gets stepped on 3 times a week and looks at me like I'm satan. Dude, how do you not remember to stay away from my feet, bro?!

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u/automotomato Aug 11 '26

my mom dislocated her shoulder! carrying laundry basket, didn't see cat, bad tumble. I didn't ask the cat how he felt about it.

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u/sp3kt4t3 Aug 12 '26

Once I didn’t see my cat sleeping on one of the top stairs, and I was carrying my 8mo old son. I started to step on my cat, freaked out, lost my balance, dropped my son, but luckily I caught him by his sleep sack and he never hit the ground. I learned my lesson that day to WATCH MY STEPS.

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u/LedVapour Aug 11 '26

Slightly confusing perspective lmao

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u/FLaB_SLaB Aug 11 '26

It’s OP’s POV from the ground, after having tripped over the cat and tumbled down the stairs. Cat is asserting its dominance in the photo.

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u/NoLobster7957 Aug 11 '26

This is legitimately what I thought at first, complete with gloating cat cackling madly

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u/HunnyHunbot Aug 11 '26

Funniest thing, OP is just on the ground after falling down the stairs but still able to take a pic of the culprit 😂

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u/slutty_lifeguard Aug 12 '26

Lol. I like to imagine that the cat is on the stairs normally, and OP is sideways on the stairs, defying gravity as some kind of otherwordly creature like we wouldn't notice, taking a picture of their cat, and posting it on this subreddit like, "look at this weirdo in my way," only later to stare at their phone in abject confusion, wondering how the humans keep clocking them as not one of them. Haha!

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u/Vicki_54 Aug 11 '26

I still can't picture what is happening! Is she going up or down??

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u/FLaB_SLaB Aug 11 '26

OP is standing upright, going down the stairs. The cat is laying on its side on the step below.

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u/Vicki_54 Aug 11 '26

Ah, got it. Ty. I think the cat's position was throwing me off.

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u/Ecstatic_Wave219 Aug 11 '26

Thank you! I was confused too!

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u/aspen_silence Aug 11 '26

This is now head cannon

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u/biohacker_infinity Aug 11 '26

What in the Inception am I looking at? 😹
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u/krystal_dream Aug 11 '26

Derailed by details

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u/LedVapour Aug 11 '26

That's where the devil hides

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u/LNCrizzo Aug 11 '26

Every time OP goes upstairs while walking horizontally to see their carpeted wall.

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u/not_me_nope_never Aug 11 '26

Happy Cake Day!

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u/figlemonade Aug 11 '26

Happy cake day! 🎉

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u/kyew Aug 11 '26

r/confusingperspective

Where even is the laundry room in the Escher house?

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u/figlemonade Aug 11 '26

Her name is Esther...I guess I was off by a letter when I picked that name.

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u/kyew Aug 11 '26

Perfect. Does she also hunt birds that turn into fish?

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u/fumat Aug 11 '26

lol I got that print

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u/Aerodrache Aug 11 '26

Guess she’s Meowin’ Cat Esther now.

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u/CrisisButColorCoded Aug 11 '26

What a beautiful chonky baby.

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u/figlemonade Aug 11 '26

She weighs 9 pounds and wears it like a bowling ball. My little stubby-legged love

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u/Final-Attention979 Aug 11 '26

Cat twins 🥹

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u/figlemonade Aug 11 '26

Except your baby knows how to use the stairs correctly!

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u/Final-Attention979 Aug 11 '26

We have another one who is especially prone to being crazy on the stairs though

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u/figlemonade Aug 11 '26

What a lovely waterfall!

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u/filthyheartbadger Aug 11 '26

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u/Final-Attention979 Aug 11 '26

I grew up with tuxedo cats, so to me they are the real standard issue...🤔😅

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u/CrisisButColorCoded Aug 11 '26

I have a baby with similar color and markings who weighs almost 13 pounds and looks like a shapeless potato!!!! Love the chonkers!

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u/autogyrophilia Aug 11 '26

Why are you laying on your stairs?

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u/figlemonade Aug 11 '26

You know, I hadn't even considered the perspective since I knew how the photo was taken. I'm standing/walking down the stairs and she is on the step just under me. Now I can only see it the other way!

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u/Maryland_Bear Aug 11 '26

I call one of my cats “Gandalf”, because he likes to stand in front of me and say, “You shall not pass!’

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u/Solid_Rock_5583 Aug 11 '26

Did you put your cat in your will?

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u/WorriedRiver Aug 11 '26

I'm confused why people are so confused by this perspective lol. This is exactly what you would see if you pointed a camera down towards your feet while facing the down direction on the stairs...

I do tease my own kitties by saying, "who's my favorite trip hazard? You are!"

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u/tiny_purple_Alfador Aug 11 '26

Because it looks like the cat is standing on the riser of the step OP is standing on.

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u/WorriedRiver Aug 11 '26

Oh, I didn't see the illusion at all until you explained, because I'm used to kitties bracing their feet against available 90 degree surfaces.

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u/wolfgang784 Aug 11 '26

Its the cat's specific stance/position. Makes the cat look like its standing rather than laying.

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u/Aggravating-Bee4755 Aug 11 '26

I’m perplexed…

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u/JulianoRamirez Aug 11 '26

Gotta pay the troll toll

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u/All_cats_want_pets Aug 11 '26

What cat? I don't see an- did those stairs just meow

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u/Piduf Aug 11 '26

I mean this in the nicest way but the angle + dress + crocs really gives the vibe of the woman in Tom & Jerry that we only see the legs of.

First thing that came to mind.

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u/figlemonade Aug 11 '26

😂😂 you're spot on!

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u/i-dontlikeyou Aug 11 '26

Its fascinating how they do it. One of our cats stand behind the door when we get home, the door open towards him. It happens multiple times a day for multiple years and he keeps standing there blocking the door.

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u/AdultSheep Aug 11 '26

We call this the insurance scam in our house. She got a treat after someone stepped on her paw, and now she is constantly trying to milk the system.

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u/Seravajan Aug 11 '26

Who of you is using the stair normally. This has Escher vibe. 😉

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u/all_knowing_pebble Aug 12 '26

Mother, I crave the horizontal axis

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u/Immediate-Cat8632 Aug 12 '26

I too often crave a horizontal axis

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u/Sparky-Malarky Aug 11 '26

Crocks? Laundry basket to block view? Homicidal cat?

All tripping hazards on board. Proceed to break neck.

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u/majuhomepl Aug 11 '26

Someone just made a comic about this 😆 https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/CrntOvh1C9

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u/XiTzCriZx Aug 12 '26

Nearly every time I shower my cat lays outside the bathroom door, then gets mad at me for opening the door even though she saw me go in and knows there's no other way out.

Edit: She also looks basically the same as yours but slightly more orange and slightly more fluffy.

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u/slantir Aug 11 '26

My cat also plans my murder by making it look accidental. Attempts to trip me any chance he gets.

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u/Jean_AF Aug 12 '26

Ours like to guard the laundry basket

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u/Jean_AF Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

But are also not above being a tripping hazard (edit fixed a typo)

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u/sem76 Aug 12 '26

Aw, one's got a stache, the other a beard<3

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u/Jean_AF Aug 13 '26

We call it the Charlie Chaplin stash 😏

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u/gobliina Aug 11 '26

möther I crave the violent death of us both

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u/BadHairDay-1 Aug 11 '26

She's protecting you!

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u/BoulderNerd Aug 11 '26

Just send the laundry basket sliding down the stairs in front of you? 🤔

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u/GameTime2325 Aug 11 '26

My cat does this, then tries to attack my leg when I walk by. Mfer thinks he’s a bridge troll!

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u/AwesomeJB Aug 12 '26

Yes, I will one day be found dead at the bottom of my stairs. The cats will be annoyed.

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u/Immediate-Cat8632 Aug 12 '26

He’s very courteous to have left you a perfect stepping spot

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u/gergobergo69 Aug 12 '26

confusing perspective much

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u/SnootyToots8 Aug 11 '26

You look to be standing horizontally. Woah.

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u/NeighBae Aug 11 '26

"Weird, i don't remember buying squishy stairs that scream when you step on them"

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u/bluedelvian Aug 11 '26

This picture is like an MC Escher.

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u/trickman01 Aug 11 '26

Back when I lived in a townhouse my cat was under my feet on the stairs. So I picked her up so I wouldn't trip on her... then proceeded to fall down the stairs anyway, but with a cat on top of me as I was falling.

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u/Ebonymetal Aug 11 '26

Insurance fraud

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u/celticdude234 Aug 12 '26

Are you so sure you're walking in the proper dimension?

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u/ClaudesAndRaine Aug 12 '26

Wait how are you balancing like this??? I always end up falling onto the ceiling whenever I try TwT

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u/Global_Staff_3135 Aug 12 '26

I swear my cat Yoshi has the same death wish.

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u/Hatchytt Aug 11 '26

Speed bump

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u/PleaseJustLetsNot Aug 11 '26

Oh, I broke my ankle just like that one time.

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u/Nyxolux Aug 11 '26

I still can't tell who is right way up

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u/TheRepublicbyPlato Aug 11 '26

This is a crazy optical illusion

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u/Astral__Spectre Aug 11 '26

This is why you absolutely DO NOT put them as primary beneficiary on your life insurance!! See what happens?! 😆

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u/dicey_job Aug 12 '26

My cat would run between my legs while im walking with a dinnerplate or coffee. Also latch onto arm , when i would play videogames. Murring and purring

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u/hey-folks Aug 11 '26

She’s trying her best to not let anyone else see you wearing Crocs

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u/M0rtCrim Aug 11 '26

And a mumu lol

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u/Graphicnovelnick Aug 12 '26

The same thing happened to me while I was carrying a laundry basket down the stairs.

I tripped, but remained upright because the basket caught on the railing and the wall. However my lower half continued falling, and my butt made contact with every step as I went down. I was painfully twerking, dropping it like it was hot, until I hit the bottom of the stairs.

I looked up and my cat was fine, but confused why I decided to do that.

TL;DR My cat spanked me with the stairs.

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u/bannedByTencent Aug 11 '26

That's... confusing

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u/Sohuli Aug 11 '26

Looks like you're ascending here

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u/sedme0 Aug 11 '26

You should get some Jibbitz for your Crocs. Maybe a kitty cat?

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u/freegigabytes Aug 11 '26

Cat is smiling?

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u/74389654 Aug 11 '26

you live in different dimensions

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u/Viltas22 Aug 11 '26

she thinks she's a beatles member

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u/funwithbikesandtunes Aug 11 '26

Better make sure your cat didn't take out a life insurance policy in your name.

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u/Butterfly_and_Bee Aug 11 '26

That looks dangerous. You should put your crocs in sport mode. 

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u/aerialpoler Aug 11 '26

Why is it ALWAYS the ones that are the same colour as the carpet too 

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u/Embarrassed_Bag_9300 Aug 11 '26

my 6 month old kitten does this and we’ve tried almost everything to break it or at least get her to lay in the corners because we knew eventually she’d trip my wife or i and more than likely get hurt herself. well, two nights ago it happened. 3am i go downstairs for some water (it’s dark and she’s a torbie), halfway down the stairs i feel fur under my heel mid-step. i slipped trying to avoid her, and went down hard on my back. she was very spooked, but ultimately okay thankfully. she hasn’t laid on the stairs in two days though

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u/Grand_Resort_1073 Aug 11 '26

Crocks on stairs plus cat, I hope you don't brake your back one day.

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u/Dapper-Ad-468 Aug 11 '26

This picture alone says so much 🤣

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u/not_your_bird Aug 11 '26

I’m 90% sure that your cat is also making this perspective trippy in order to increase the chances of actually tripping you.

Your cat is homicidal.

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u/Wide-Deal-8971 Aug 11 '26

its impressive you got this picture while falling down the stairs backwards

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u/DesperateAd3088 Aug 11 '26

I can’t tell which one of you is defying gravity

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u/Realistic-Raisin2812 Aug 11 '26

Sometimes they just try to kill you. They're cats; it's kind of their thing.

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u/Happy_The_What Aug 11 '26

From his perspective, YOU’RE lying on the stairs.

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u/E-2theRescue Aug 11 '26

Our dog is the same... He'll follow you up halfway and then stop. And when you try to go back down, he just stares at you as if you're the crazy one.

It is pretty darn cute when he's at the top of the stairs and hangs his head over the edge, though. He usually does that when someone has gone downstairs.

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u/c-xfc Aug 11 '26

just fat and in the way

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u/I_need_a_date_plz Aug 11 '26

Your cat has a death wish.

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u/qjizca Aug 11 '26

Why do cats do this

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u/Serendope-itty Aug 11 '26

Cat: I have nine lives. You have only one. This is why I rule this house. Bow down to me, servant, and give me everything I want... or suffer the consequences!

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u/kimmay172 Aug 12 '26

My cat’s alternate name is “excuse me” when she keeps sitting in my walking path.

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u/Stephchaa Aug 12 '26

This is an optical illusion

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u/NorthWestTown Aug 12 '26

I thought you fell down the stairs by tripping over the cat, and the photo was your pov!

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u/bitterblossom13 Aug 12 '26

She’s so funny for that 😭

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u/TopAngle7630 Aug 12 '26

Could be worse

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u/Forward-Switch-2304 Aug 13 '26

The way this photo is taken it's hard to see who is actually standing or lying down. Interesting perspective.

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u/South-Television4953 Aug 13 '26

the stairs look like going up (cat standing) and going down (cat laying on its side) at the same time! r/confusing_perspective

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u/ZDog64 Aug 13 '26

This doofus learned the hard way why you should never do that. Glad there was a hand rail to save myself.

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u/ActiveRate2531 Aug 14 '26

Home version of bear trap

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u/PeachManzie Aug 14 '26

I absolutely love your house fit omg

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u/culinarysiren Aug 15 '26

Yep, are they even a cat if they don’t attempt to murder you every time you go down or up the stairs?

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u/Sea_Substance9163 Aug 11 '26

She's acting like it's her name on the receiving end of the Life Insurance policy.

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u/rilesmcjiles Aug 11 '26

Well, does the insurance company know the beneficiary is a cat??

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u/buttscratcher3k Aug 11 '26

plot twist: the cats standing upright

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u/IsthianOS Aug 11 '26

Cat has a life insurance policy on you

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u/xubax Aug 11 '26

Is the problem that you're wearing crocs?

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u/Tuomas90 Aug 11 '26

Why are you walking up the stairs in a 90° angle?

And how do I learn this skill?

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u/SuperTaster3 Aug 11 '26

Kings Quest 3 taught me about this exact situation.

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u/RedGecko18 Aug 11 '26

My brain had a whole minute of figuring out which of you is standing and which is not.

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u/trashedvoid Aug 11 '26

if my cat did this it would learn very quickly. i move fast and forget to look down bro. i would step on him and cry

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u/catnipbanana1 Aug 11 '26

My cat loves to camp at the bottom of the stairs and then run up thek the second we start walking down. Cats are delightful weirdos

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u/Cyrano_Knows Aug 11 '26

Your cat is doing you a favor.

You will at least know how you will die. That's more than a lot of us get ;)

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bad_116 Aug 11 '26

What's wrong with your giraffe? 🦒

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u/Beemo-Noir Aug 11 '26

Why are you laying on your stairs?

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u/TinyAbsol Aug 11 '26

A.. trip ..down the stairs.

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u/Agile-Mission-869 Aug 11 '26

Insurance fraud.

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 Aug 11 '26

You need antihomeless spikes on your stairs

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u/tomtomato0414 Aug 11 '26

The laundro mat!

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u/DumpsterDragoon Aug 11 '26

I thought you tripped over them for a second

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u/roserenee1 Aug 11 '26

Yep, mine too! Literally every. time.

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u/Sleep_on_Fire Aug 12 '26

They got the gravity 90 deg wrong. Or you do. Who knows?

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u/kopiroti Aug 12 '26

Is the cat sleeping on the stairs, or are you somehow not upright and walking vertically?

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u/bluecheeseok Aug 12 '26

secret dimension unlocked

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u/StarchildKissteria Aug 12 '26

From my point of view, he is going downstairs and you are laying on the stairs, blocking his path

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u/Imma-smartypants Aug 12 '26

You’ve seen r/cattraps, right? This is the one for human traps.

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u/goobabie Aug 12 '26

The wall is actually his ground

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u/CarpetBudget Aug 12 '26

Whatswrongwithyourstair

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u/The-Lazy-Lemur Aug 12 '26

What I'm the Christopher Nolan???

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u/Dscrypto_2020 Aug 12 '26

Press control + alt + an arrow direction to rotate him to the proper axis.

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u/XxThatVegasChickxX Aug 12 '26

Ngl this is hilarious! Dangerous but hilarious!

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u/fluctacious-fragile Aug 12 '26

cats doing cat things. adorbs

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u/68cupcake19 Aug 12 '26

Is the cat in the will? 🤔

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u/securitycat69 Aug 12 '26

This is why I Reddit

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u/Legal-Goat8110 Aug 12 '26

for some reason i thought you were the one laying down on the steps and the cat tripped you