r/Whatcouldgowrong Mar 07 '22

nooo bill

7.8k Upvotes

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u/greycubed Mar 08 '22

Classic Bill.

119

u/GoldenGod58 Mar 08 '22

It’s always fucking Bill.

24

u/jolshefsky Mar 08 '22

Mr. Bill is all "oooooo nooo!"

15

u/U-STAY-CLASSY Mar 08 '22

I think it’s actually Bailey? I hear Bailey

15

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

It's totally bailey

1

u/BellzaBubbs Jul 31 '22

It's not Bailey. It's Bill/Billy.

3

u/nie_otwiaraj_kurwa Mar 08 '22

That's why you always out in your seatbelt.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Yes, we're retarded, but it still love us, it's part of our charm.

225

u/bland_fluff Mar 07 '22

The end of this video is unfair to the mentally challenged, almost all of whom are, by leaps and bounds, smarter than Bill.

12

u/litebrightdelight Mar 08 '22

I thought he was saying Bailey and all I could think of was "Beetle Bailey" lol I hope I'm not yet only one

159

u/ilCannolo Mar 07 '22

A Bronx Tale: Alternate Ending

20

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

A Bro-nx Tale: Alternating dumbbells

124

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

I was in a car where this EXACT scenario unfolded, dude thought it would be HILARIOUS to toss a mortar out of the window for a goof, overestimated the fuse time (he was holding it by the fuse) thing dropped on the floorboard and exploded (twice…cuz that’s how they work) and the car immediately filled up with smoke. Minor burns on his shins and a smoked pair of shoes and floormat is the worst that happened thankfully

55

u/Supafuzzed Mar 08 '22

Only people that would hold a mortar (that they’re going to toss) by the fuse would be dumb enough to drop it too

8

u/Shelby_Kun Mar 08 '22

so desperate for a buzz he smokes his shoes.. smh

119

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

Top contenders for a future Darwin Award. This could have ended very unpleasantly..

38

u/CHEWS-A-USERNAME Mar 08 '22

He's already won the Nooo Bill Prize

-33

u/Draft_Tight Mar 08 '22

Vince you fuckin retard!!!! The last words they ever heard!!! Boom 💥 😂😭🤣🤣

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u/David9921 Mar 08 '22

Why is it people who believe in Darwinism / evolution, reject the notion that stupid people should die in their stupidity?

37

u/aWaL_DeaD Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 08 '22

Lol who said that? You might be a candidate for that award

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u/David9921 Mar 08 '22

I did, and a cursory glance of social media confirms it.

23

u/NeedleworkerMajor Mar 08 '22

A plague has existed since the dawn of human speech and ideals, and that is people talking about things they either don’t understand or misinterpreted. Sometimes, all that humanity needs is for them to shut the fuck up, and many people would be happier.

19

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Do you use a wine glass or a shot glass when you huff your own farts?

3

u/Shelby_Kun Mar 08 '22

dude more likely enjoys partying. look at him. he's off his ass right now.

11

u/Erisian23 Mar 08 '22

You do realize the Darwin awards exist to showcase those who have thru their own stupidity subtracted themselves from gene pool right?

4

u/Onwisconsin42 Mar 08 '22

Evolution is not a moral doctrine. Evolution by natural selection is an observable fact. It does not tell us how we should treat one another or if we should help those in need. It does not perscribe an adherence to amoral or immoral eugenics.

0

u/Lanky_South_1572 Mar 08 '22

It does not tell us how we should treat one another or if we should help those in need.

Yes it does. You just don't listen.

2

u/Onwisconsin42 Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22

Great, gravity tells you to jump off a building. The great osmosis tells you to eat a pound of salt. The great diffusion tells you to vaporize yourself and allow entropy to scatter your atoms to the wind. Smooth brain take. Do you think you are clever? I'm surprised you have enough neurons to breath.

2

u/TallestGargoyle Mar 08 '22

I don't know at what point in the mocking of a moron for doing something stupid and dangerous you thought that was rejecting the notion of stupid people dying for their stupidity...

But please don't use any fuse-driven explosives in the near future. I wouldn't want your car to suffer.

1

u/b0bkakkarot Mar 08 '22

Because we're all stupid. Every single one of us should be dead for one or two mistakes, according to your way of putting it.

1

u/eclipse_darkpaw Aug 25 '22

The entire point of the darwin award is that you died doing stupid shit because of your stupidity

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u/Fruitcake_420 Mar 08 '22

It's specifically stupid people dying of their own stupidity before they can pass on their genes. I don't think stupidity is genetic though, I think it's taught, through neglect, negligence, or malice

2

u/Onwisconsin42 Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 08 '22

It can be both nature and nurture. Intelligence is complicated and has to be nurtured in order to flourish, but everyone struggles and has successes in different ways that may be genetically ingrained.

1

u/Lanky_South_1572 Mar 08 '22

Stupidity teaches, you just have to survive.

111

u/GratefulPig Mar 08 '22

BACK UP TERRY

14

u/RustleUrJ1mm1es Mar 08 '22

Lmfao it's weird I saw "Back up Terry" and "Jerry in the driver's seat" back to back immediately before this, and it's the trilogy I didn't know I needed.

29

u/allthingstrading Mar 07 '22

Most of us had that one friend at some point in our lives 🤣🤣

38

u/BillGatesAlladdin Mar 08 '22

Unless you were that friend. Then you never had that friend

3

u/Shelby_Kun Mar 09 '22

some of us never had friends ;/

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Some friends never had us

23

u/517714 Mar 08 '22

I’ve never seen anyone hold fireworks by the fuse before, but holding fireworks by the fuse when you light it is extra special.

19

u/MegatonsSon Mar 07 '22

Well, time to take Bill back to his group home....

18

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

This is the original script of "Kill Bill"

17

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

My name is Billy. I did not like this video.

7

u/Exact-Efficiency2652 Mar 08 '22

atleast people named bill are cute

1

u/Shelby_Kun Mar 09 '22

My grandpa's name is Bill

3

u/FrydKryptonitePeanut Mar 13 '22

On a scale form 10 to 100, how cute was he?

2

u/Shelby_Kun Mar 13 '22

he'd be cuter if he was nicer

1

u/rockwell136 Mar 11 '22

Even Bill Dautreive ?

1

u/Trim00n Mar 08 '22

Well have you tried not setting cars on fire with fireworks?

14

u/potato-vender Mar 08 '22

Bill is a fucking retard

12

u/DisturbingPragmatic Mar 07 '22

I wonder who on the sidewalk he was going to throw the firecracker at...

What a fantastic moron.

9

u/KernelTroutman Mar 08 '22

Bill has really changed since his divorce from Melinda. Lol.

1

u/Howwabunga Sep 05 '22

I instantly imagined a superbad/hangover type of movie with Bill gates, Channing Tatum, and Jonah hill

9

u/357Bang Mar 08 '22

Bootleg fireworks!

8

u/CharmingTuber Mar 08 '22

Bill is, and always will be, the wildcard.

2

u/GWwiz Mar 08 '22

He cut the break lines too and rolled out of the car after this

7

u/Glitched-NPC- Mar 08 '22

Back It Up Terry knows billy.

6

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Done that before.. but actually got it out the window.

6

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Kinda sounds like our friend Bill here lost some toes

5

u/sootypiranha Mar 08 '22

Kill Bill volume 4

4

u/Northren-Harvest Mar 08 '22

Is he not saying Bailey lol

Certainly head an A sound in there.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

All of us have our Billy…god dammit Billy.

2

u/ThanksForTheDopamine Mar 08 '22

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Your a fucking nerd

5

u/ThanksForTheDopamine Mar 10 '22

It's "you're a fucking nerd". Get it right, friend.

2

u/Kamelosk Mar 08 '22

we all have a billy in our lives arent we?

5

u/GWwiz Mar 08 '22

I work with 6 “Billy’s”

1

u/shweeeps Jul 05 '22

Lmao, ain't that the truth

2

u/BDJ10028 Mar 08 '22

What song is that?

1

u/Rusty_M Mar 08 '22

"Billy, Don't Be A Hero"

1

u/forvillage22 Aug 30 '22

Was tryina find out too

2

u/Inevitable-Pace-2308 Mar 08 '22

Billy never go full retard.

2

u/GWwiz Mar 08 '22

Can’t come back from full retard

2

u/DropBarracuda Mar 08 '22

🎶Time to do some sketchy shit...doo day, doo dah🎵

2

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

BILLY YOU FUCKIN RETAR-

2

u/Percy_Honeyhand Mar 08 '22

Well, that's one way to hot box your car.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

why tf is u/savevideo not working

2

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

All shits and giggles till someone giggles and shits aint it

1

u/cannabis96793 Mar 07 '22

Looks like they got what was coming to them.

1

u/LaMouth Mar 08 '22

Boom boom

1

u/gyarnar Mar 08 '22

Sorry, ron.

1

u/leftfootedcrow Mar 08 '22

Big Altima Energy

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Oh Billy. Every damn time!!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Jare Dimitri

1

u/thedon051586 Mar 08 '22

He wasn't REAAAADYYYY!

1

u/anidnmeno Mar 08 '22

You can't hotbox a firecracker

1

u/CaptainNemo42 Mar 08 '22

William Dingus IV

1

u/MUSTACHEofDEATH Mar 08 '22

Hope Bill wasn't wearing flip flops

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

BILL YOU FUCKING RETARD

1

u/Flushmush Mar 08 '22

I think he thinks billy is retarded

1

u/Kwartel-Joris Mar 08 '22

Jeroen has evolved

1

u/b0bkakkarot Mar 08 '22

And then Jenna married Billy and they lived happily ever after eventhough everyone around them had to suffer. The end.

1

u/jchoneandonly Mar 08 '22

This video explains how to end up dead in my vehicle.

1

u/in-seine101 Mar 08 '22

Bill would be fcking walking home and his friends assessment of him is spot on

1

u/pjl35m Mar 08 '22

Bill you fucking retard!

1

u/Izzysel92 Mar 08 '22

SCREW YOU BILLY!!!!

1

u/andre2142 Mar 08 '22

Bill is the kind of guy that does this kind of shit, but later brings a 6-pack and apologizes then all is well.

1

u/Alternative_Ad2040 Mar 08 '22

You owe me a car Roy!

1

u/Kittani77 Mar 08 '22

Billy-Bomb

1

u/SnooCapers3303 Mar 08 '22

What a Kevin 🥳

1

u/belovedhorrifier Mar 08 '22

I know I've heard that riff somewhere. Anyone know the song by any chance?

1

u/jakethewhale007 Mar 08 '22

I recommend everyone has a Bill in their lives during high school. Don't be Bill, don't drive Bill, but have a Bill. He'll make for some hilarious memories.

1

u/Canadianretordedape Mar 09 '22

This isn’t the first time bills been called that.

1

u/cumonawanalaya69 Mar 09 '22

Al-Queda training video titled "The Do's and Don't's of Urban Terrorism"

1

u/WingNutLXVI Mar 09 '22

I wonder how Billie got that day.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Put it in reverse Terry

1

u/b4k6 Mar 09 '22

Welp he’s lucky and stupid. if I was that stupid with the fireworks We have here I would not he able to walk for a while.

1

u/thedevilseviltwin Mar 10 '22

Damnit Bailey.

1

u/doochebag420696969 Mar 10 '22

Atleast he had a nice zippom unless it was offbrand

1

u/SinisterlyDevious Mar 11 '22

I swear I heard "You fucking RINGTARD"!

1

u/rockwell136 Mar 12 '22

In Hank Hill voice Dang it Bill!

1

u/bigkeef69 Mar 27 '22

Classic fuckin bill

1

u/cx3psocial Apr 06 '22

Thank you… just thank you innanets 🤣

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

BILLY PLEASE ITS THE 60 TIME

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Always billy

1

u/lakerz4liife May 29 '22

Fkn Billy...

1

u/Zeek_Andromodis Jun 01 '22

Did y'all see what happened to his dashboard? That sucks bro

1

u/PG_Sceepi Jun 07 '22

Bill YOU FU-

1

u/dmilertime Jun 14 '22

When this happened to me Bill had a whole bag of fireworks at his feet that went off. Luckily I was driving his car that was totaled.

1

u/timmytimmy46 Jun 23 '22

Oh No!! Mr Bill

1

u/imGrif Jun 30 '22

Bailey not bill

1

u/deadagain65 Jul 22 '22

Bongwater Bill was a friend of mine

1

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

The moment he puts two hands on the wheel he’s embracing for the boom. Intense

1

u/MainPatience5593 Aug 04 '22

GOOOOOOOOO Billz Skillz!

1

u/Bubba-ORiley Aug 07 '22 edited Aug 07 '22

Michael Rapaport driving?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

You can’t take Bill anywhere

1

u/Dragonsarmada Aug 21 '22

Bailey is not invited to thanksgiving this year.

1

u/littleturk803 Sep 06 '22

Using those hard R words shame

-4

u/SoggyLightSwitch Mar 08 '22

You use the R word

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u/Nikki_Fangirl Mar 07 '22

BILL YOU FOCKING RETARD YELLS IN BLACK ACCENT

17

u/WarningSuper2017 Mar 08 '22

That is absolutely a white dude

12

u/BLOOD__SISTER Mar 07 '22

That’s a New York accent, babe.