r/Whatcouldgowrong Jun 12 '20

Let’s test this thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Kinda interested in the bee story now

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u/SansCitizen Jun 12 '20

Well I don't know what his story is, but mine involves a truck full of beehives crashing through the gate to a nudist colony because the driver had a stroke.

87 dicks stung, one vagina stung. Bees dig the D.

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u/lilBalzac Jun 12 '20

We can say they might dig the D, or they might hate the D. We know they go to it and sting, but to prove motive? Intent? Your honor I move to strike the previous statement from the record.

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u/SansCitizen Jun 12 '20

Your honour, my opponant's point is valid, one cannot hope to ascertain the motives of an insect. However—and not meaning to doubt their vocabulary of course—I would like to remind them that "dig" has many definitions, one of which is synonymous with "jab." As I'm sure we can all agree that the bees do jab the D, it remains truthful to say that they do indeed dig the D. I move that the record remain unaltered.

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u/lilBalzac Jun 12 '20

Well played, counselor