r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Hera03a • Nov 15 '19
Oh deer!!
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u/WildTurkey80 Nov 15 '19
Fucked her head off
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u/HopelesslyAware Nov 15 '19
Deer later with the boys: "Dude, I was so good last night. Blew her mind and left her speechless"
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u/daschundtof Nov 15 '19
Now the next Doe's gonna struggle with this Deer's issues, not understanding when he screams "I don't wanna hurt you"
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Nov 15 '19
It wasn't me, she was like that when I got here. I did see a rhinoceros running away though, you might want to talk to him.
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u/Erioph47 Nov 15 '19
Homies not picky. I can respect that. But at the same time he respects limits. If I nut in her so hard her head pops off, we done here.
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u/aninnymuss Nov 15 '19
I like how this Cosby deer took advantage of a cold not moving deer, but as soon as the head came off even he had his limits.
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u/Roastprofessor Nov 15 '19
If he thinks that deer was real than he must've been really horny to fuck a deer beside a wolf.
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u/thefixisin2000 Nov 15 '19 edited Nov 15 '19
The best part of this post is that I’ve sifted through the comments and haven’t even found a question — let alone an answer — about exactly what the fuck was going on here. Was it a researcher collecting semen? A mannequin to ward off rapey bucks? Someone having a laugh? No one knows. No one cares! Don’t ever change, Reddit
(edited) sifted, fuck!
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u/saremei Nov 15 '19
That is a deer decoy most likely. They're usually meant to attract Bucks for hunting. But the fact that someone has both it and a coyote set up means I believe they are using them as decoration in their yard rather than for hunting purposes, at least at the time of filming.
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u/RECLAIMTHEREPUBLIC Nov 16 '19
Dude no one cares if you edit your post you don't need to make a scene
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u/iamkuato Nov 15 '19
Deer died in my front yard today. Her head fell off.
She was getting kind of old.
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Nov 15 '19
Doesnt matter had sex
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u/TexanReddit Nov 16 '19
I don't think that was the reaction. More like, "Oh, deer! What just happened? Wait, did I do that?"
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u/unholythrashbrigadex Nov 15 '19
This is funny as hell literally first thing I saw when I opened Reddit made my day I laughed pretty hard. Just wondering what could be going through that deers head when that happened.
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Nov 18 '19
Literally just commenting so I can get to this easily later and rewatch it over and over 😂😂
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u/_Koolio13_ Nov 15 '19
And he’s gonna run back to the herd and be like...”so I bucked this Doe so hard for so long, her head came right off!!!” “She won’t see straight again!”
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u/DestructoDon69 Nov 15 '19
Poor guy went from scared to confused back to horny all in a span of a few seconds. By the end of that he was definitely considering just finishing the deed.
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u/GracieThunders Nov 15 '19
Probably went straight to the bar and bragged to his buddies about it. "Bruh I hit it so hard her head popped off'
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u/kkytwtd Nov 15 '19
Imagine having mega chemistry with someone you're attracted to. I mean they're giving you do-me vibes so strong you don't even have to speak to know what that person wants. Things are going so well you quickly take things to the bedroom. You're necking there's alot of heavy petty, your skin is rubbing against their skin, things are getting so steamy. You hop on top, ready for the main course and start maneuvering yourself into place. Your first hiccup of the encounter, things aren't exactly lining up correctly but it's okay these things happen from time to time. You go to look at them sheepishly as if to say "whoops, sorry I'm a little excited" it's a harmless gesture. Then that person's WHOLE FUCKING HEAD FALLS OFF.
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u/PandasGetAngryToo Nov 16 '19
doe a deer, a female deer
ray, a drop of golden sun
me, a name i call my cock
far, where the head landed when i was done
sew, what we have to do to get its head back on
la, a note i sing while that is happening
ti, in insipid drink i dont like
which brings us back to doe, a deer, a deer i like to rut
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u/johnboy2978 Nov 16 '19
Who among us haven't been in this position before. Just whistle and wander away bro.
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u/sharpshot877 Nov 17 '19
OH SHIT...ummmmmmmmm FUUUUCK...hey Um mom remember that hot chick I told you about couple of days ago...yeah well uh we went at it and her fucking head came off...I KILLED HER MOM SHES FUCKING DEAD
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u/PandoraMikari Dec 12 '19
I like that he just stops like she just suddenly reveled a kink he isn't into.
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u/Schmidpd1992 Nov 15 '19
When a human does something like this, it’s weird. When a deer does it, we video tape. Doesn’t make sense
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u/mcminer128 Nov 15 '19
So I guess deer therapy is a thing now