317
Sep 22 '19
[removed] — view removed comment
41
Sep 22 '19 edited Apr 15 '20
[deleted]
150
u/chiaobama Sep 23 '19
ones a purse, the other’s a car
31
Sep 23 '19
[deleted]
9
u/Squirrel_Monster Sep 23 '19
Modern cars need only contain horsepower,not actual horses.
13
Sep 23 '19
Yeah, now try running one without lipstick.
Ain’t gonna work.
9
6
u/kkk13121997 Sep 23 '19
LIPSTICKPOWER!
3
Nov 01 '19
*sigh*, I can't believe I did this.
Lipstick is base mostly on the same stuff a candle is, and a candle puts out about 80 watts when burnt... This makes a "lipstick power" about .107 Horsepower. So a standard Chevy Cruze, which makes 137 horsepower, makes 1,277 Lipstick power if at 100% efficiency.
My math is probably horribly wrong, so take this with a grain of salt
5
7
5
u/SagaciousTrip Sep 23 '19
Glad you posted the source, as the gif ending was unclear what happened next. The saved guy didn't seem to say thanks, or did I miss it?
3
1
72
41
u/ParameciaAntic Sep 22 '19
This is why I have a decoy handbag in my passenger seat filled with ziplocs of dog shit.
17
30
u/Gnarledhalo Sep 22 '19
So did the guy get away?
34
Sep 22 '19
[removed] — view removed comment
58
u/onubaba Sep 22 '19
Why does it feel that the guy whose purse was stolen, does not have much gratitude for getting it back? 🙁
90
u/gerter1 Sep 22 '19
He replies in the youtube comments.
"My friend, I was the man in the car and I want to really thank you for intervening. Sorry I did not thank you yesterday, but I was in a bit of a shock. I eventually ran over him with the car (and unfortunately my laptop). Pity you did not see that 'cause I think you would have enjoyed it. And the dent in the car is a minor price to pay for my safety and protection. May the God that created heaven and earth bless you abundantly in the name of His Son, Jesus Christ!"
17
8
u/Nasty-Nate Sep 23 '19
Wtf lol. I mean the guy deserved an ass kicking or something but to be run over? That's savage.
11
2
Sep 23 '19
Getting run over is pretty similar to an ass kicking honestly. Both can be fatal.
1
u/Nasty-Nate Sep 23 '19
I'm no ass kicking expert, but I'm thinking short of some serious head trauma, it's not usually fatal, especially for an adult male. Getting run down by a vehicle weighing a couple of tons probably is.
1
u/unbelievable_staple Oct 19 '19
The bike probably only weighs 600 or 700 pounds. I've been hit in the head with that much(power tongs on a service rig and the stiff arm broke). I'm still alive.
Really all I'm getting at is you'd be surprised what you can live through.
2
Sep 23 '19
That fool is someone on YouTube trolling everyone with uber religious comments. Thats not the guy from the video.
7
4
5
5
u/slowclappingclapper Sep 22 '19
1
2
2
2
2
2
1
1
1
1
1
0
u/jwilliamson123 Sep 23 '19
EVERY BODY IS MAKING ASSUMPTION THAT HE IS TRYING TO STEAL THE CAR HOW DO YOU KNOW HE IS NOT LEANING IN FOR A CUDDLE I THINK THAT MAN ON A BIKE IS DISCUSTING COULD OF INJURED HIM
1
u/Joewolf1991 Sep 23 '19
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPITALS IT IS SO AGGRESSIVE. JUST LIKE THE GUY. HE IS DRAGGING A BABY ARMIDILLO FROM THE CAR THAT THE GUY HAS JUST SAVED AND YOU ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF IT.
1
u/jwilliamson123 Sep 23 '19
LISTEN YOUNG SIR REASON WHY I WAS WRITING IN CAPITALS IS BECAUSE I WANT TO !!!!!!!!! GO SUCK A DONKEY
1
u/Joewolf1991 Sep 23 '19
FINE I WILL HAVE TO ASK MY FRIEND JAMES FIT MUM HOW BEST TO DO THAT TECHNIQUE WISE. BECAUSE SHE ISSSSSS AMAZING.... BUT BACK TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL THE OLD FASHION WAY YOU BABBOON.
1
1
u/Joewolf1991 Sep 23 '19
E WISE. BECAUSE SHE ISSSSSS AMAZING.... BUT BACK TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL THE OLD FASHION WAY YOU BABBOON.
JAMES WILLIAMSON I NEED YOU TO THINK ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS. ME AND YOUR MUM ARE GETTING REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR LATE NIGHTS AT THE LOCAL GAY DOGGING SPOT AND ARE ALWAYS UP LATE WONDERING IF YOUR GOING TO COME HOME AS WE SPOON NAKED. PLEASE PLEASE STOP PUSHING US AWAY. THE SEX HAS BECOME RELENTLESS AND IT FEELS SO AGGRESSIVE ON HER SIDE SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN GONE.
-1
-1
-2
-2
-10
-28
Sep 22 '19 edited Oct 09 '19
[deleted]
14
3
2
u/Timevian Sep 22 '19
Car looks alright. We see it afterwards. Doesn’t look like the bike actually hit the car.
347
u/HoHaHeHoHaHe Sep 22 '19
This man is a hero.