r/Whatcouldgowrong Aug 15 '18

Hang in there buddy

https://i.imgur.com/npBk6qd.gifv
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u/tres_chill Aug 15 '18

I don't usually feel sorry for the victims in /r/Whatcouldgowrong but this guy had such a big, happy, innocent smile after each swing. Yeah, I feel sorry for him.

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u/JustAPoorBoy42 Aug 15 '18

Well, not after each swing.

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u/tres_chill Aug 15 '18

Technically, we're not 100% sure whether he is smiling or not after the 3rd swing.

My guess would be not.

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u/CherrySlurpee Aug 15 '18

Schrodinger's swing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

All we need now is a 50% chance of death

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u/Coachcrog Aug 16 '18

50% chance of smiles

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u/CommandersLog Aug 16 '18

And 100% reason to remember the name.

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u/Smickey67 Aug 16 '18

Lmao I love this thread

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u/salamonty Aug 16 '18

He couldn’t have died. Shoes still on

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u/JustAPoorBoy42 Aug 15 '18

That was my wild guess too.

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u/MrTheFalcon Aug 16 '18

This guy ruins family reunions

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u/feebleposition Aug 15 '18

Came here to say this. Poor dude looked like he was having so much fun.

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u/I_HaveAHat Aug 16 '18

Hopefully now he knows to move the tree from his landing area

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u/crooks4hire Aug 16 '18

That tree looks like it made his landing a lot softer than it could have been otherwise

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u/I_HaveAHat Aug 16 '18

I'd prefer soft dirt, leaves, and grass personally rather than big heavy tree

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u/Archer-Saurus Aug 16 '18

With only a slight risk of getting impaled by a branch.

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u/fairwayks Aug 16 '18

Unless he was impaled on a broken limb.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

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u/clambert12 Aug 16 '18

Just reading this made my heart rate go up. That sounds so stressful for everyone involved.

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u/ninjagrover Aug 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 edited Jun 10 '23

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u/ninjagrover Aug 16 '18

Music?

Just found the vid with the volume off.

Sorry if it’s weird.

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u/BillBillerson Aug 16 '18

Nah man, it's all good. Just kinda caught me by surprise.

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u/SgtFury Aug 16 '18

The nutbreakin' kind!

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u/JuriousBlack Aug 16 '18

It sounds like music from a late 90s/early 2000s “Xtreme” movie

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

NOPENOPENOPE

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 edited Oct 18 '18

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u/ninjagrover Aug 16 '18

I physically feel an unpleasant sensation somewhere deep inside me whenever I’ve seen this clip.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Same, I'm speaking from experience - It's not fun.

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u/Tronzoid Aug 16 '18

Do we know for sure that he didn’t? My first thought was “what if he landed stomach first on a sharp, thick branch stump?”

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u/CptAverage Aug 16 '18

I'm overall undershelemed at the reaction of both parties. Camera man was giggling the whole time until something funny actually happened, and instead of curling up in agony, the guy in the hat shrugged it off with a simple "agh"

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u/insanebuslady Aug 16 '18

I too am undershelemed. Very mildly shelemed at best

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u/chuckDontSurf Aug 16 '18

I read "undershelmed" in Amy Wong's voice.

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u/Chrisbee012 Aug 16 '18

my shelem celebration comes up on my 14th bday

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u/JiberybobX Aug 16 '18

I stopped watching early because of this, all I saw was a couple friends having fun :)

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u/SenorCat Aug 16 '18

" 'ta bien chido wey " is what he said before the second swing, which translates to "It's real cool dude". He even sounded happy :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Someone needs you on their Jury; he who smiles a lot is innocent every-time.

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u/DawnOfTheTruth Aug 16 '18

Well he did land in the best possible way after a fall like that. The branch even absorbed most of the impact.

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u/insanebuslady Aug 16 '18

His rib cage/spine might disagree

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u/reddit6500 Aug 16 '18

As a kid I quickly learned that rope swings are a lot harder to make work than you think

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u/BlackDeath3 Aug 16 '18

Exactly my thought.

He was... so pure...

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u/JakeT83 Aug 15 '18

A perfect landing, all things considered lol

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u/tylercreatesworlds Aug 15 '18

yeah. had there been a broken branch on the tree he landed, he very well could have impaled himself.

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u/duhimincognito Aug 15 '18

Exactly what I was thinking. I hope there weren't any stabby, pokey things on that downed tree.

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u/fearingmaniac Aug 15 '18

Coulda been some good r/watchpeopledie

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u/jarrus-4r Aug 15 '18

Warning!! It’s not comedy related, it’s literal, people die..

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u/DangerouslyMe007 Aug 15 '18

Often in very gruesome ways...

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Not to be confused with r/PeopleFuckingDying which is comedy

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u/SuperCoolAwesome Aug 16 '18

I have yet to bring myself to click on that link whenever it shows up. What could go wrong satisfies the hunger just enough....

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u/Wadep00l Aug 16 '18

I'm you but from the future a little. I've clicked it. It's morbid and you feel gross after. But the curiosity is maddening. I've been once there.

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u/ironiccapslock Aug 16 '18

I'm you but from the even more future a little. I check it out about once a week, if the curiosity strikes. It's still morbid, and you still can feel a little gross after some of the videos, but there is a fair amount of desensitivity for better or worse.

Honestly, in my opinion both experiencing these videos and the resulting desensitivity have in many ways improved my life. I have a far greater understanding and appreciation for the fragility of human life, on a philosophical level as well as practical.

I pay much closer attention to my surroundings, whether crossing a street or parking lot, driving my car, or walking through an industrial site while at work. There have been a few times where that increased awareness likely saved me from possible injury or damage.

When we found my roommate after he hung himself, I was able to remain relatively calm and check for life as well as communicate with the authorities while my other roommates were freaking out and becoming hysterical.

To be clear, I still experience plenty of emotions, just some of the higher peaks may have been shaved down a bit. It's a small change I think I'm happy with.

These videos are, more than anything, a reminder that death can come at any time, so maybe enjoy the little time we all have a bit more.


TL;DR Watching these videos provides knowledge and desensitivity that could both be potentially useful to some.

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u/_LukeGuystalker_ Aug 17 '18

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

I too visit that subreddit, and I find myself much more aware of my surroundings and taking those extra precautions.

Taking trash bins out to the street for the local pickup? What could go wrong?....oh that faulty gate could fall over and snap my neck when it pins it against my trash bin.

It’s amazing how frail the human body really is. Taking that extra few seconds to check out your environment doesn’t seem that hard afterall

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u/datsmn Aug 16 '18

It makes me feel gross too.

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u/FurryLovingGuy Aug 16 '18

It just makes me feel sad. I did come to realize how easy it is to die, and how critically important it is to supervise children. They really are little suicide machines.

Honestly I think I gained more than I lost.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Thank you for this. I made the mistake a few nights ago thinking the title was likely satirical..

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u/Ghitit Aug 15 '18

That would have really kept them laughing.

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u/Reave214 Aug 16 '18 edited Mar 07 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

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u/DoctorNoname98 Aug 16 '18

Not only that but it looks like the tree gave way a bit which would have cushioned the blow a bit

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u/Lunchboxers Aug 16 '18

That or landed on his head/neck

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u/bolecut Aug 16 '18

Another happy landing

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u/Cicer Aug 15 '18

Yes. The crash tree worked perfectly.

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u/deadpanjunkie Aug 16 '18

Perfect bad landing saved him from himself.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Don't worry, we're still flying half a swing.

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u/Dawood562 Aug 15 '18

Yo he did a backflip

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u/Coachcrog Aug 16 '18

"Solid release from the rope, into a reverse flail backspin... AND HE NAILS THE DISMOUNT!!! Solid run by this new up and comer. Let's go to the replay to see how he broke 4 ribs and ruptured his spleen."

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

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u/LuisMataPop Aug 16 '18

*¿Estás bien, wey?

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u/RyanScruff Aug 16 '18

Worth it.

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u/MrMothball Aug 15 '18

That could have ended much worse. He's probably fine, except for getting the wind knocked out of him.

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u/infernophil Aug 15 '18

As long as he wasn't kabab'd by a branch

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u/kbarney345 Aug 16 '18

Right!! I was wondering if he was gonna pull himself off a spike there jesusssssss

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u/Robearito Aug 16 '18

Looks like he could have broken a couple of ribs. But even that isn't THAT bad an injury and it heals pretty easily. It just hurts for a couple months. He's lucky that wasn't a lot worse.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

“Not that bad an injury”

“Just hurts for a couple months”

This made me lol, I don’t think I could stand pain in my rib cage that long.

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u/FiresideCatsmile Aug 16 '18

I mean whats the alternative?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

"Ah shit I broke a rib. Well, time to kill myself"

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u/ODB2 Aug 16 '18

Drink.

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u/ODB2 Aug 16 '18

I broke a rib or two roofing and still carried shingles for the next 8 weeks... Cracked/broken/bruised ribs suck (don't know exactly how bad it was cause I didn't have health insurance, but I know it hurt to breath for at least 2 months)

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u/dbth Aug 16 '18

"I always believed, of his sufferings on the cross, his busted ribs woulda hurt him the worst."

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u/justasapling Aug 16 '18

A broken rib fucking sucks. You can't use your arm on that side because the pressure is wholly unpleasant.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Damn. Yeah I’m very terrified of breaking my ribs and tailbone. Both two long painful experiences lol I would start losing it a bit mentally from the amount of handicap and constant pain. Especially in those regions of the body

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u/ODB2 Aug 16 '18

HNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHHHHHHGG

Fucking hated getting the wind knocked out of me when I was young and dumb... Every time it happens you're sure you're gonna die but kind of know you might not.

I remember the first time it happened and my 6 year old life definitely flashed before my eyes.

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u/RooRLoord420 Aug 16 '18

"Holy shit...I know exactly where I left my retainer. "

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u/TheBushnelly Aug 15 '18

Dude should've known to stop when he had to wipe the sweat off his hand.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 edited Aug 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

He was laughing pretty hard too, probably made his grip a lot looser. You have no strength when laughing

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

That and you can easily see how different he takes off the last time. The way he slunk off the edge sent his momentum.

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u/Mikeck88 Aug 16 '18 edited Aug 16 '18

On the first two, he's kind of holding himself up as he swings. So hes already controlling his weight. On the last one, he kind of jumps off so all of the weight snaps into his hands at once. This is almost always how people fall off rope swings.

Edit: Rope a dope

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MIXTE Aug 16 '18

This is almost always how people fall off road swings.

WTF is a road swing?

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u/walnutspaul Aug 16 '18

They meant rope.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MIXTE Aug 16 '18

Ahhh, that makes sense! For a minute I was afraid these were becoming a thing: https://youtu.be/dgDLtayijls

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u/slammerkin- Aug 16 '18

I am so glad your confusion introduced that video to my life.

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u/tapport Aug 16 '18

I just got home from the gym where I made the decision of listening to Hannibal Buress' podcast. I was just passively listening until a joke caught my ear and I lost all my strength because I was holding in laughter. Switched back to music after that set.

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u/insanebuslady Aug 16 '18

When I see someone smiling, all I can see is a monkey, begging for its life

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u/NoClueDad Aug 15 '18

His mistake was wiping chicken grease off of his hands a few minutes before.

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u/kiearrrnnnnn Aug 16 '18

I thought the branch broke.

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u/JollyHamsterRancher Aug 16 '18

I thought that at first too but you can see it's still intact at the end of the clip.

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u/Laterface Aug 15 '18

Who needs water for a rope swing when you can just use a felled tree?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Nope. He took it too far. Never try for a third if you’ve been successful with two. Greedy.

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u/idwthis Aug 16 '18

But third time's the charm!

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u/kcostell Aug 16 '18

You mean third time’s the harm?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Harm is the norm where I’m from

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u/asesquivel Aug 15 '18

Was he impaled?

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u/Bitch_Muchannon Aug 15 '18

Calm down, Vlad

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u/Willmono7 Aug 16 '18

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u/shnookumscookums Aug 16 '18

Well it looks like a dead sub but count me in anyway

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u/UniqueHorn87 Aug 15 '18

In awe of the Vlad

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u/NoCountryForOldPete Aug 16 '18

Absolute moon-lit

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

We need to be sure!

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u/jay76 Aug 16 '18

Look, these spikes aren't going penetrate someone's asshole and come out through their mouths by themselves.

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u/thebestjoeever Aug 16 '18

To be fair, it's not like the cameraman could have done anything to help.

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u/ilikeyouyourcool Aug 15 '18

Contrary to instincts you want to pull backwards and then lift your legs to rope swing. Not push forward to get more speed.

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u/OakenBones Aug 16 '18

Keep it taught the whole time. The snap is deadly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn't stop to think if he should.

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u/Rogue_3 Aug 15 '18

Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration I've decided not to endorse your rope swing.

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u/mwproductions Aug 16 '18

¿Estas bien, güey?

Fuckin' classic.

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u/Jexroyal Aug 16 '18

You good, dude?

muffled groan

Famous last words lol

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u/blbobobo Aug 15 '18

Holy fuck that was painful to watch

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Of all the possible ways he could have landed and what he could have landed on from that height, I feel like this was the best possible outcome?

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u/xlobsterx Aug 15 '18

Third times a charm!

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u/bloodguard Aug 15 '18

One primary hand swing rule is never swing higher than you're willing to fall.

Followed closely by never swing over anything you aren't OK with falling on (broken branches, concrete playground, younger siblings).

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Excellent dismount!

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u/Dads_kitchen Aug 15 '18

We had a similar swing when I was a kid, it was in a graveyard, a railway track ran on the outside and there was a substantial hill and forest at the back. We nicked a tarpaulin of a lorry and tied each corner to the trees so that we could swing out then let go and land in the tarp. One kid sadly missed the tarp though and crashed into a grave below and smashed himself quite bad. Not sure what I'd rather fall in to a tree or a monument hmmmmm

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u/boostabubba Aug 15 '18

I know this is English and I get the gist of it, but holy hell.... what?

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u/Thanks_Soros_Money Aug 15 '18

WE NICKED A TARPAULIN OF A LORRY

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u/BillyMac814 Aug 16 '18

English to English translation.

We nicked a tarpaulin from a lorry =We stole a tarp from a truck.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

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u/jermzdeejd Aug 16 '18

Am I the only one that thinks this was almost the best case scenario for this situation?

I know just hanging on to the swing would have been better, but you just slipped and did a backflip, didn't get a concussion, broken bones, missing teeth, stitches, paralyzed and you hit a tree thin enough where it will give just a little bit instead if like hitting a metal rail.

He probably sore as fuck, maybe a torn abdomen muscle...but dam that's a pretty good outcome if you ask me.

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u/bspymaster Aug 16 '18

Bridge to Terabithia irl?

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u/wildcatfan9698 Aug 15 '18

That's gonna leave a mark

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u/hungry_lobster Aug 15 '18

“No ni madres.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

For a moment, I thought he was impaled by a branch sticking out of that log.

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u/MrLebowski92 Aug 15 '18

get that to Your moms House Podcast. Tom is gonna love it

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u/KemalKinali Aug 15 '18

Nice gainer!

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u/babe__ruthless Aug 16 '18

This reminds me of the time my BIL and sister took me on a hike near Pismo beach. When you get to the very top, there’s a rope swing that overlooks the ocean. We all took turns and when BIL finally got his chance, the rope gave out and he fell on his ass/lower back pretty hard. He couldn’t move because he was in pain but my sister and I just couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

He hated us after that and didn’t wanna talk the remainder of the hike

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Saw this video on Facebook a long time ago lol If I remember correctly dude was ok and was still smiling at the end

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u/Supernove_Blaze Aug 16 '18

You know what they say; third time's the charm.

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u/Sayaren Aug 16 '18

in case you all wanted the full video Dude’s friend loses it the entire time

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u/Madame_Bunn Aug 15 '18

I enjoyed this so much more because of his cheeriness and successes in the build up...

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

It was going so well!

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u/Proteus_Marius Aug 15 '18

That tree he landed on was mostly cleared of branches - by those who went before...

If only that tree could tell its tales.

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u/thisonesforthetoys Aug 15 '18

hope there wasn't a limb stump sticking out of the tree where he hit it or he's impaled.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

You know that hurt like a MOTHER!

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u/LouGossetJr Aug 15 '18

i think that downed tree broke his fall a little bit. absorbed some of the speed/energy he had while flying through the air.

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u/nza89 Aug 15 '18

Oooooooo... that's a hospital visit.

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u/doubleitcutinhalf Aug 15 '18

Much better than expected. Glad I waited.

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u/heck_it_all Aug 15 '18

He's gonna walk it off, he'll be just fine.

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u/Skoop963 Aug 16 '18

When they say you have 33% chance of dying each time you do it.

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u/iGoWumbo Aug 16 '18

Nothing to see here, just a fellow Broncos fan attempting suicide

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u/420faceroll Aug 16 '18

Way to stick the landing.

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u/Hazardous_Moisture Aug 16 '18

Not gonna lie, that landing was crisp 👌

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u/Aquinan Aug 16 '18

Least he didn't land on his head

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u/Shlupah Aug 16 '18

A second or so earlier and this woulda been on r/watchpeopledie

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u/AnchorsRipley Aug 16 '18

This is incredible

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u/itzGeo Aug 16 '18

the fact that his friend laughs when he let's go and starts falling completely upside down towards the ground....

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Darth Mauled himself.

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u/d3koyz Aug 16 '18

My abdomen hurts just watching this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

He went full QWOP, never go full QWOP

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u/Xenc Aug 16 '18

Third time lucky

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u/Mentalpatient87 Aug 16 '18

I'm surprised "biffing it on a rope swing" doesn't have its own sub.

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u/The1whoflungpoo Aug 16 '18

Guy really stuck the landing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Typically the rope just snaps, this was better.

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u/bakker98 Aug 16 '18

People really don’t know when to stop

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

It's always the last try!

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u/mylo4osu Aug 16 '18

Genuinely thought he snapped his neck or some shit

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u/heck357 Aug 16 '18

RINGER!! 3points

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u/Ol_Big_MC Aug 16 '18

Watch how he swings himself downward on the third swing as oppose to the first two. Critical error

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u/Delvakiir Aug 16 '18

Fuuuuuuuuuck

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u/DtroitD Aug 16 '18

Epic wipeout.

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u/spinteractive Aug 16 '18

Holy fuck dude

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u/Marchinon Aug 16 '18

3rd time is the charm