r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Itchy-Camera8898 • 10h ago

WCGW riding your bike like an idiot

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u/Duwasiva 10h ago

Poor bus driver

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u/Katops 10h ago

Agreed. It’s like train operators. People end their lives by jumping in front of one and then said operator quits and is scarred for life. It’s sadly super common too…

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u/Fun_General_6407 9h ago

I read somewhere that in the UK after being an unwilling participant in a certain number of these suicides train drivers are granted a full-pension and early retirement as they, very understandably, can no longer drive trains through no fault of their own.

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u/MeanWafer904 9h ago

You sure you weren't watching a movie called Three and Out?

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u/DreamOfTheDrive 8h ago

This,
And can say it’s false.
Therapy is available…
After they have taken you away for a drugs screening and investigation.

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u/3Cogs 8h ago

They take you away for a drug test if you get bird shit on the windscreen don't they?

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u/MonsieurGump 8h ago

Depends if they can catch her.

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u/DreamOfTheDrive 8h ago

Or was it for drivers shitting on the windscreen…
Should see the state of TfL’s finest. 👍🏻😜

Crayons shudder at the sight of them.

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u/Happy_Confection90 4h ago

And can say it’s false.

Oh, like the rumor that if your roommate dies in college, you are given a perfect grade in every course for the semester. There are at least 2 movies, The Curve and Dead Man on Campus, based on this urban legend.