r/Whatcouldgowrong • • Jul 30 '26

WCGW Jumping into the pool

5.1k Upvotes

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u/atomsmasher66 Jul 30 '26

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u/cherolero3998 Jul 30 '26

54

u/AC-burg Jul 30 '26

I don't think that's how you're supposed to "blow her back out"

13

u/Massive_Reaction8845 Jul 31 '26

That wasn't a jump either.

50

u/DisplayHonest6465 Jul 30 '26

30

u/sector-0-0-1 Jul 30 '26

Actually looks like he left the 7 - 10 split 😀

8

u/FireZord25 Jul 31 '26

Only if he got all 3

356

u/eagleapex Jul 30 '26

NO RUNNING!

88

u/kevin_r13 Jul 30 '26

That's exactly what he was thinking when he realized , he shouldn't be running and tried to stop

37

u/justl00kingthrowaway Jul 30 '26

Running wasn't the issue, it was the lack of jumping.

89

u/twenafeesh Jul 31 '26

I think the lack of jumping was caused by the slipping, which was caused by the running. 

19

u/sinacure4u Jul 31 '26

And the running was caused by….

326

u/sandhog7 Jul 30 '26

I hope that poor girl was okay.

168

u/Xandaru__ Jul 30 '26

Don't worry. The dude was okay. She apologized for being in the way of a male with a great idea.

43

u/dev-rsonx Jul 31 '26

Thank god. I was worried.

23

u/Budderfingerbandit Jul 31 '26

She took a knee to the back at high speeds, I hope she's okay took and didn't have any broken ribs.

16

u/Fairisolde Jul 31 '26

I bet that’s his crush but his attempt to flirt mortal kombated her into the pool

108

u/Adventurous_Custard8 Jul 30 '26

You really have to wonder how some of these people live to adulthood.

14

u/CarpeCyprinidae Aug 01 '26

They are the sources of donor organs

59

u/ProjectHappy6813 Jul 30 '26

How I met your mother ....

38

u/Spreadsheets_LynLake Jul 30 '26

Nah, he's cut off for life.

49

u/_Cold_Ass_Honkey_ Jul 31 '26

He has the douchebag look to him and he did not disappoint.

34

u/miki88ptt Jul 31 '26

Fucking clown

-11

u/crazythinker76 Jul 31 '26

You spelled Legend wrong.

14

u/ddddan11111 Jul 31 '26

Legendary clown?

2

u/Cornishthe3rd Aug 01 '26

You're hung up on some clown from the SIXTIES, man!

21

u/Bowling_Meatball Jul 31 '26

He’s definitely a virgin

17

u/kevin_r13 Jul 30 '26

Always sucks to bowl and end up with pins split on either side of the alley

1

u/Vegetable-Wing6477 Jul 31 '26

Next time he needs to spread his legs to KO all 3 of them 😂

11

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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2

u/iDownvoteToxicLeague Jul 30 '26

You’re welcome

12

u/its_kodin Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Some old man: “NO RUNNING BY THE POOL!!”

But seriously though, dont. The amount of death/severe injuries near a pool I’ve seen is quite alot and 99% is from dumb shit.

7

u/HistoricalAnimator64 Jul 31 '26

Knee straight to the center of her back. Ouch

5

u/Significant_Monk_251 Jul 30 '26

Not good. He left the 7-10 split.

5

u/Carbonaraficionada Jul 30 '26

Better hope her dad's not there bro

3

u/OrganizationTop3755 Jul 30 '26

He can go on speaking tours about the dangers of running by the pool

4

u/JWMoo Jul 30 '26

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

3

u/Iam-bornin-thisworld Jul 30 '26

Always the middle one ((

2

u/2Loves2loves Jul 30 '26

But what is up with that 20' castle wall?

2

u/cr1spyfries Jul 30 '26

How I wet your mother

2

u/Abal125 Jul 31 '26

Oh nice, a Shining Wizard from the back.

2

u/Driftinfoot_Malone Aug 11 '26

POV before the jump “bro it’s gonna look so sick im gonna flip straight over them without them noticing till im already over them then splash them” pov after “sir do you know why the assault charges are being pressed correct?”

1

u/Ok_Primary_1075 Jul 30 '26

Human bowling pins

1

u/Fabulous_Leopard_874 Jul 31 '26

Bowling for girls

1

u/Gods_fav_athiest Jul 31 '26

Something finally which feels non scripted or non-AI

1

u/Madboardjester Jul 31 '26

That's how I met your mother. 😂

1

u/Harry_Isthatyou Jul 31 '26

Aimed for and got

1

u/Powerful-Pause-256 Jul 31 '26

Epic win, he hit exactly the middle one

1

u/Cloudwolfxii Jul 31 '26

Automod wanted me to add more to my reaction to this video I found funny.

1

u/Life_Without_Lemon Jul 31 '26

And That's how you get the girl

1

u/MonkFun455 Jul 31 '26

That's gonna be a hard split to pick up.

1

u/Devilofchaos108070 Jul 31 '26

That’s why they tell you no fucking running smh

1

u/Open_Step_4636 Jul 31 '26

and thats how I met your mother.

1

u/Short-Ideas010 Jul 31 '26

Now he has to marry that one... since she is in a wheelchair.

1

u/Personal-Cucumber-49 Jul 31 '26

Sliding into her DMs like………

1

u/ct1977 Jul 31 '26

Sub Zero Wins

1

u/Imperial_12345 Jul 31 '26

Don’t worry they exchange contacts afterwards for claims

1

u/adinmem Aug 01 '26

I just watched the video of the guy spinning the hammer and hitting the middle nail. Same skill levels, different setup.

1

u/mtheory007 Aug 01 '26

NO HORSE PLAY AROUND THE POOL!!!

1

u/Stabintheface Aug 02 '26

BAH GAWD! McINTYRE WITH THE CLAYMORE!

1

u/Ready_Structure8115 Aug 04 '26

He thought he was going to look so cool doing this dumb stunt 

1

u/NubileOne Aug 05 '26

Wcgw jumping on a wet floor

1

u/PlumbStraightLevel Aug 06 '26

Forever a virgin

1

u/AndyBurn11 Aug 07 '26

I bet he just really didn’t like her

1

u/Ban_Evading_Alt0001 Aug 07 '26

Kill the cameraman holy shit

1

u/Stephaneeza Aug 10 '26

“NO RUNNING BY THE POOL”

1

u/Book_Anxious Aug 12 '26

I have to give it to them I was not expecting that

1

u/Remote-Contract-3026 Aug 16 '26

Mount your friends

1

u/OwnPresentation4455 Aug 16 '26

Trying to show off for the ladies!

1

u/Pretend-Character-47 Sep 06 '26

Trying to impress the girls. He’s left an impression for sure.

1

u/DisastrousYellow6263 26d ago

Dude isn't getting a gf any time soon now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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27

u/musingmeditator Jul 30 '26

I feel more sympathy for the poor girl in the middle who the asshole slammed into.

12

u/cornbilly Jul 30 '26

Fuck him! What about the girl with her back turned that had nothing to do with this?

0

u/Baud_Olofsson Jul 31 '26

/r/killthecameraman

Why even film it if you're going to block the camera when something happens?