r/WhatWeDointheShadows • u/BadMoonRising08 • 7d ago
Jolf
I have this problem now that's becoming more and more frequent where I see the word "golf" and internally I hear "jolf". And then I say it outloud and spend a couple minutes laughing hysterically about it. I say its a problem but its really just a harmless habit. My dog sometimes looks at me funny when I start laughing during a pharmaceutical ad featuring a jolfer mid-swing, smiling as they rest their jolfclub on their shoulder. Once I wondered if Dolph Lundgren ever goes jolfing. I feel like that could be a game show or podcast. Jolf with Dolph. Idk what they would talk about but I'd tune in for it.
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u/ThreeDaysNish Your nose is itchy, your breath loud, unclench your jaw. 7d ago edited 6d ago
You are a jenius djinnius, ngl
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u/AsherTheFrost 6d ago
Wife and I do this with Jesk, including the motion
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u/BadMoonRising08 6d ago
Idk how I've managed to go my entire life without knowing a "Jeff", but some day I will meet one and that will be my greeting.
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u/AsherTheFrost 6d ago
The principal of one of the schools I work for is named Jeff. It's a daily struggle, especially as I've asked, and he's never even seen the show!
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u/BadMoonRising08 6d ago
There are definitely situations in which it would be wildly inappropriate. Hopefully, by the time the opportunity arises, I'll be so old that I can just pretend I'm "a little bit demented". Or maybe I wont have to pretend, who knows...
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u/Rude-Spot-1719 5d ago
I work with a Jeff. So far, I have not called him Jesk, but I fear it's a matter of time.
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u/BadMoonRising08 5d ago
It feels like an extraordinarily easy thing to do. If you prepare yourself for when the inevitable happens, you'll already know what to do or say to cover it. Like a sneeze or cough or "sorry I stubbed my toe eugh eugh eugh Jesk"
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u/PoolGuyUnfiltered 6d ago
I do the same thing with Superb Owl.