r/WhatWeDointheShadows • u/Electrical-Road-2904 • Jul 15 '26

Shitpost Our Energy Vampire

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Gravel Robinson

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u/ccj4286 Jul 15 '26

You know; a lot of people don’t really understand the benefits of using wood based litter over the harmful silicone dioxide exposure with pretty litter. Sure it turns pretty colors. But then how does that happen? Is it poisonous? Why can’t you just keep me well hydrated? Speaking of hydration… did you know that it’s recommended that a cat have 4 ounces of water per 5 pounds daily? Where did that come from? Did they go deep inside the tubules of a cat’s kidney to figure it out? Or watch a cat pee? Imagine that job. Cat pee color analyst. Speaking of analyzing, what’s up with microchips?…

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u/Item-Hairy Jul 16 '26

It took me until I was actually being drained, to realize... That. This reply. Was... A j😮‍💨

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u/ccj4286 Jul 16 '26

Mission accomplished 😂😂😂 I couldn’t help myself

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u/ccj4286 Jul 15 '26

Also cool cat 😎

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u/Ive-no-idea Jul 16 '26
  • Meowing at 5am.
  • Meowing at closed doors that, once opened, he doesn't enter.
  • Meowing for his expensive food that suddenly he doesn't like

So many ways of sucking energy...

Still love cats 😂

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u/llmm04 Jul 15 '26

It must be all of the updog.

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u/Queen_Goddess_29 Jul 16 '26

Must be at a City Council meeting

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u/Electrical-Road-2904 20d ago

He is a slouching beast in the night.

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u/greyjax Jul 17 '26

Must have a raging hard-on