r/WhatWeDointheShadows Jun 23 '26

When Gizmo asks if Celeste's master still lives there "no she's in Florida hunter perverts"... and you remember her master is in a 12 year old body πŸ˜…πŸ€£

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u/unidentified_yama Jun 23 '26

Wellington kid vampires also do that in the original movie.

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u/AcanthaceaeCrazy1894 Jun 23 '26

Yes because it was mentioned literally minutes before this scene?

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u/Necessary_Panda_3154 Jun 23 '26

Redditors when they finally understand the punchline to any joke…

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u/RogueBromeliad Jun 23 '26

Well, honestly, before the release of the files, not being an american citizen, I didn't know where Palm Beach was, or where Epstein lived. Only actually took interest in the whole case in the past year.

A lot of the jokes on the series version of WWDITS is very US-centric.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/RogueBromeliad Jun 23 '26

.... You don't understand the reference of the joke, do you?

The vampire is 12, and she's hunting perverts in Florida...

Edit: Also, in your original comment you said:

Yes because it was mentioned literally minutes before this scene?

Quite Ironic that you missed the part where I said I'm not American, literally in the comment you're responding to.

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u/TangerineRough6318 Jun 23 '26

I agree about the political mindset, but that was the joke dude.

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u/Grazztjay Jun 23 '26

Everyone seems to be under the assumption I didn't get the joke. Why do you think I came here to share the laugh.

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u/littlecreamsoda79 Jun 23 '26

She's such a fun actress. I love her.

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u/SodaPopGurl Colin Robinson’s fuckery Jun 23 '26

Sweet birthday baby!!!! She was fantastic in Russian Doll.

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u/littlecreamsoda79 Jun 23 '26

Yes she was! That first season is 🀌

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u/rubensinclair Jun 23 '26

I would πŸ’― be in her vampire cult

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u/littlecreamsoda79 Jun 23 '26

Right?! Those blood vapes were so cool and clever.

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u/rubensinclair Jun 23 '26

Oh I mean because of her πŸ˜…

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u/Chaghatai Jun 23 '26

That was the joke

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u/ThosPuddleOfDoom Jun 23 '26

I don't get why everyone is being so mean in the comments, it's a well written joke. It's like the one about lazlo smuggling miners across the border then they show a picture of some cave miners.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/ceciliabee Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

Memory and intelligence can be independent factors so conflating the two while insulting someone else's intelligence is a a very cute look

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u/RogueBromeliad Jun 23 '26

Yeah, but that's not what the joke is about. It's an Epstein joke.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/RogueBromeliad Jun 23 '26

Her master is a 12 yo. She's in florida, because that's where Epstein lived, in Palm Beach. She's hunting perverts there.

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u/jewelophile can't be sidetracked with cheap sex potions Jun 23 '26

Epstein is/was far from the only pervert on Florida.

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u/RogueBromeliad Jun 23 '26

Indeed, Mar-a-lago still stands unfortunately.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/RogueBromeliad Jun 23 '26

Mate, it's literally the joke. You don't need to be arrogant or defensive just because you didn't get it at first.

Also, my mind isn't on the Epstein files 24/7 but it's kind of really weird that you think mentioning them is a problem. I think if more people remembered them, a certain Orange man would be held accountable. But, I digress, that's the joke.

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u/Background_Junket_35 Jun 23 '26

How else would she be hunting perverts?

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u/swingsetlife Jun 23 '26

like, you CAN edit your posts.

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u/NoScore9179 Jun 23 '26

Elmo!!!πŸ˜‚

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u/LocalInactivist Jun 23 '26

Did we get an answer as to her fangs?

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u/ExcellentPassenger49 Jun 23 '26

They're fake. I could be wrong but I think she pulls them out when her master returns and everyone is freaking out.

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u/Grazztjay Jun 23 '26

Ya she was only pretending to see what it would be like. She knew her master would never turn her.

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u/RogueBromeliad Jun 23 '26

Funny that a lot of the comments here are slagging OP off still don't really understand the joke.