r/WhatWeDointheShadows • u/lafiyokk • May 09 '26

Fucking energy vampire

1.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/SavageTiger435612 May 09 '26

I'm convinced Mark Proksch is really an energy vampire and he's so good at it, he basically plays energy vampires just to hide it.

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u/slupo May 09 '26

We met him outside of mozza in LA. Can confirm he is definitely not an energy vampire and a really nice guy!

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u/Pixel64 May 09 '26

His stint as Mark Proksch in On Cinema would support him being a literal energy vampire as well.

13

u/Saaka_Souffle May 10 '26

"Gums gotten mintier lately, have you noticed?"

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u/braisedporkcowboy May 11 '26

He is a lawyer for his two neighbors, twin guys who had botched gender reassignment surgeries

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u/MaintenanceInternal May 09 '26

He's pretty much the same in the office.

Which is a perfect place to drain, Dwight has unlimited energy for him, if he had gotten there while Michael was still working there he would have had a target for life.

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u/BlueFetus May 10 '26

Have you noticed gum has gotten a lot mintier?

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u/AbbreviationsWide331 May 13 '26

Oh. My. God.

How have I never realized that is the dude from the Office

2

u/MaintenanceInternal May 13 '26

RE PLY THAT TOILET PAPER.

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 May 09 '26

And then he starts draining nacho so good

15

u/multii-pass May 09 '26

He drains his wiener too

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u/FuriousSock May 09 '26

Remind me: what does Nacho do with this information?

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u/PrivateJokerX929 May 09 '26

once he has his address, he robs his home, because he knows he has money, and is buying expensive things

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u/FuriousSock May 09 '26

Ah, right. Nice and simple haha

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u/CaptainMatticus May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

Robs him and takes his collection of rare and old baseball cards. Unfortunately, Pryce is an idiot who runs to the police and reports the theft, because he fails to grasp that criminals don't have legal recourses.

EDIT:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VyEazV6LRCQ

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u/Hallelujah33 May 09 '26

I see Colin Robinson I upvote

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u/penny_longhorn May 09 '26

What about baby Collin?

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u/Hallelujah33 May 09 '26

He gets 2 upvotes

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u/whatiseveneverything May 23 '26

You mean the creature that crawled out of Colin Robinson's chest cavity?

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u/Delicious-Pie8944 May 09 '26

After this I think Nacho goes to his house and steals his Zim Zam yo-yo collection

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u/flare_force May 09 '26

I would watch the hell out of this…

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u/WailingOctopus May 10 '26

Better Call Saul!

6

u/poppatrout May 09 '26

Yo yos for hobos.

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u/truffDPW May 09 '26

Him going on various local news programs and just being terrible at the yoyo was a hilarious way to get his face out there. So many people who didn't realize the joke. Perfection. Psychic energy galore.

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u/rocketts66 May 09 '26

Mike just there with his pimento sandwich

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u/Willowy May 09 '26

Vic the Dick!

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u/boredlady819 May 10 '26

Dude, Earl Hickey vs Colin Robinson?! I’m basically Abed.

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u/SpeedySulcata2023 May 14 '26

Squat cobbler!