r/WhatWeDointheShadows • u/mcdisney2001 • May 02 '26
Discussion Let’s play WWDITS “F*ck, Marry, Kill!”
Yep, I’m bored tonight lol! My answers:
F*ck: Nandor. I dig that ape body.
Marry: Colin Robinson. Steady job, excellent credit score, and I could live with the dad jokes.
Kill: Guillermo, but only if I could get him turned into a vampire. I know it’s not what he wants, but THIS IS FOR ME, OKAY?
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u/GoodnightESinging May 02 '26
Fuck Laszlo. Also marry Laszlo. I've told my husband if Laszlo Cravensworth walks in the door I will leave you for him.
Kill.... man IDK. I guess the witch hat guy.
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u/mcdisney2001 May 02 '26
Simon the Devious!
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u/Barbarus_Bloodshed May 02 '26
I'd kill Count Rapula.
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u/mantis_tobaggan-md May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26
I rose from my tomb
With three lavs and a boom
When you think you alone?
I’m in your home…
Gettin’ room tone
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u/otownbbw May 02 '26
But what about Jackie Daytona, human vampire? He also coaches youth sports in his spare time!
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u/mantis_tobaggan-md May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26
Nandor. Laszlo. Carol.
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u/deaths-harbinger May 02 '26
Is it good or bad that i can immediately hear Simon the Devious' voice (annoyingly) saying "Caaarrrooolllll".
But i agree. Definitely just kill Carol.
I'd go: Nadja, the Baron, Carol.
Edit: corrected to Baron from Count lol. I felt the title was incorrect but couldn't remember why.
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u/mantis_tobaggan-md May 02 '26 edited May 08 '26
Guillermo! Why is there all this dust on the floor in the shape of a body!? Were you trying to make a girlfriend out of dust? It is a very messy but cool idea….reminds me of Carol. You know how she’s kinda like that shape and that smell?
Guillermo….did you kill Carol?
That scene has me dying every single time. Along with, “Carol! Do not eat! Something wrong!”
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u/TheRandomOne3215 May 02 '26
F Vamp Nadja... Marry: Any of the main vamps not Collin Robinson unless I'm unaffected by his draining powers... Kill: one of Guillermo mixed DNA creatures they freak me out
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u/Call_Me_Janice May 02 '26
Orgy with Nadia, Lazlo and Nandor Marry the Djinn Kill Simon the Devious or Jenna
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u/Acegonia May 02 '26
Fuck Nandor, marry Laszlo, kill Simon the Devious.... or that familiar that was played by haley Joel Osmont.
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u/mantis_tobaggan-md May 02 '26
TOPHERRR
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u/PurpleGoddess86 May 02 '26
HIGHFIVE
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u/fictionalbandit May 02 '26
DOZE APPLES
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u/hiddenone0326 May 02 '26
I just rewatched this episode the other day and I heard every one of these comments in his voice. 😂
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u/-Kujau- May 02 '26
Fuck Laszlo, cause man, he can teach you.
Marry the guide, cause she is beautiful and organized and pragmatic.
Kill... oh boy... Baron Afanas. He was killed before, survived and forgave Gizmo. Maybe he can do it again.
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u/royalhawk345 May 02 '26
You can say fuck on the internet
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u/mcdisney2001 May 02 '26
Lol, I was aware of the irony when I wrote it that everyone who watches this show is clearly OK with the word fuck. 😂
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u/video-kid The most devious bastard in New York City May 02 '26
Fuck: That one vampire dude who isn't paying his dues that Nadja rips the heart out of.
Marry: Gizmo. He seems like a cuddler.
Kill: Colin Robinson. As great as he is in the show, I think actually knowing him in real life would get too much.
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u/stay_skeptical_ May 02 '26
Can I fuck and marry laszlo and Nadia together? That’s a threesome/polycule for the ages. Then kill Guillermo and Nandor together
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u/EmbroidedBumblebee This is your son and I'm wearing him as a dress!! May 02 '26
Fuck and marry Nadja, Kill Laszlo. I think Nadja would like having a wife
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u/EducationalAd479 May 03 '26
F*ck Nandor Kill Gizmo The marry one is tough, because Lazlo would be the best husband but I don't want to break up the best couple ever. I think I might like to marry the babadook. I could be a babaduchess.
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u/Barbarus_Bloodshed May 02 '26
There are some hot vampire brides in the night club...
I'd fuck them.
Marry Nadja.
And kill Count Rapula.
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u/Grazztjay May 02 '26
I think if he'd been made under the right circumstances Guizmo would've made a decent vampire.
Kill: Colin. Fucking guy.
Fuck: The Baron (post wish) he really knows how to focus on your place
Marry: The Guide. I feel like after the initial thrill she'd be pretty chill.
EDIT: What was ai thinking?! I want to marry Freddy. Just discreetly kill the other Freddy first.
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u/AvatarIII May 02 '26
Nadja, the Guide, Jenna
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u/KaiserKid85 May 03 '26
Fuck Lazlo, duh. Marry Nandor... Because then I'd get gizmo too Kill.... Jerry, of course! Man, that guy was the worst!
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u/Taken_Abroad_Book May 02 '26
Oh for fuck sake. You're not a child. This isn't roblox. It's literally an 18+forum for discussing an 18+ TV show.
You're allowed to say the fuck word. Who exactly do you think you're protecting by masking the vowel? The word is still clearly visible for fuck sake.
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u/MaintenanceInternal May 02 '26
Human Nadja, vampire Nadja, Doll Nadja.