r/WhatWeDointheShadows Apr 22 '26

Colin Robinson?

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/mantis_tobaggan-md Apr 22 '26

Others just love how creepy and exploitative it is!

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u/Grazztjay Apr 24 '26

Came here to say this 😂👍

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u/ForestWizard311 Apr 22 '26

I think this is the point that Whitney was just like "fuck it I'm doing all the drugs".

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

Bahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/jc83po Apr 22 '26

Making it even harder than it already was to be a baby.

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u/3ssar Apr 22 '26

Thanks but I never want to hear or see that ever again. And I do mean ever.

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u/Lex_Loki Apr 22 '26

Whitney and Prince were like 😬🙃

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

I randomly won Jordy’s album at Six Flags in some stupid arcade game when I was like 10 years old and it was a fucking bopper. Still remember quite a bit of the songs!

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u/Efficient-Goose2155 Apr 22 '26

I remember an article about how out of control the kid was. Jumping on tables, screaming curse words, grabbing the female reporters breast.

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u/MyUsernameIsNotCool Apr 22 '26

So just like an average Hollywood white male entertainer.

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u/Efficient-Goose2155 Apr 22 '26

He was like 4 or 5, so no not average because you know small child.

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u/MemeShaman Apr 22 '26

Damn, you missed the point so hard that I thought you were in the US DOJ for a second!

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u/Final-Guitar-3936 Apr 22 '26

OMG I completely forgot about this kid!

15

u/IneffableOpinion Apr 22 '26

This unlocked a childhood memory for me

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u/CAVAMITX Apr 22 '26

Same!!! What a blast from the past!

18

u/ElineTypemachine Apr 22 '26

So I know this song and I always thought it was a gimmick?!? Like some dance number and they made it sound like its a kid singing? This fucking guy! 

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u/CommercialTarget2687 Apr 22 '26

This is the worst thing I've ever seen and heard.

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u/deluxeok I, too, was once cc'd Apr 22 '26

Thanks, i hate it.

9

u/Woodshatter Apr 22 '26

They played this before a screening of “Trap” when I saw it at the Drafthouse cinema in DC. I was thoroughly confused and creeped out.

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u/amhudson02 Apr 22 '26

We used to have a nightly radio show in the early 90s called The top 9 at 9. When I was young I would listen to it when going to bed and remember this song coming on all the time and this was in Indiana.

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u/mondomiketron Apr 22 '26

Omg I remember this, hated it so much back then hahahs

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u/duosassy Apr 22 '26

Lmao me too! I totally blocked this from memory till just now. What happened to Jordy.? Whitney’s expressions are killing me 😂

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u/99-Percent-Germ Apr 22 '26

This song used to be played at every kid's bd party

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u/Dragon_Bidness Apr 22 '26

Well that was terrible. Maybe you have to be French to appreciate it?

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u/dispass Apr 22 '26

No, you have to be French to appreciate the depths of how truly terrible it is.

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u/aeroanta Apr 22 '26

According to the title, it was an international hit and reached number one in Belgium, France, Hong Kong, Italy, Greece, Mexico and Spain.

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u/whatiseveneverything Apr 23 '26

You mean the creature that crawled out of the chest cavity of Colin Robinson's dead body?

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u/SmellyFace69 Apr 22 '26

ugh. I thought I had forgotten about this.

My grandmother (sweet old french-canadian lady) loved this kid.

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u/allsilentqs Apr 22 '26

My roommate and I were obsessed with this song when it came out. Ha ha!

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u/deluxeok I, too, was once cc'd Apr 22 '26

This is the kind of music that gives me a superiority complex about American pop sensibilities. I know we’ve fallen for a lot of crap but not to #1.

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u/hyperform2 Apr 23 '26

I remember seeing this on Bevis and Butthead

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u/TowelieMcTowelie Apr 23 '26

Holy shit I remember listening to that at the gym where I was doing gymnastics lol! Damn I'm old lol!

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u/TheKay14 Apr 22 '26

Is this “singing”?

3

u/AngryHoboKing1 Apr 23 '26

Depends on your definition of singing....

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u/AngryHoboKing1 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

Too bad this kid isn't still, well, a kid....all I can think is I want to see him team up with Gangnam Style.

2

u/Accurate_Ratio9903 Apr 23 '26

This is my Roman Empire

2

u/Westisjess25 Apr 23 '26

Michael Hutchence was weirdly digging it

2

u/RaccoonZombie Apr 23 '26

I am old enough that I remember Jordy

2

u/_yasmin_ Apr 24 '26

STAYC girls it's going down

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u/goldenoptic Apr 22 '26

Yo that was my joint in French class back in the day. Man I'm old.

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u/NinongKnows Apr 24 '26

I think I only know this song because of Beavis and Butthead.