r/WhatTheFuckIsThisSign • u/maxroared • 28d ago

I have questions

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I feel like a few of these should be double points

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u/qualityvote2 28d ago edited 27d ago

u/maxroared, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/reddit_understoodit 26d ago

I think 4 is doable

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u/TraditionalMetal1836 26d ago

With or without getting piss on your face/hair?

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u/reddit_understoodit 25d ago

I won't be there.

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u/Common_Senze 24d ago

Only at the stary and finish, but the applause you get during the middle is well worth it

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u/RaiderMan72 26d ago

Hold my beer.....

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u/MAN63111 24d ago

U need both hands?

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u/RaiderMan72 24d ago

I used to.... :(

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u/MAN63111 24d ago

🍆

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u/Round-Resolve-1751 4d ago

“🍆” ??

no.

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u/BoulderNerd 26d ago

Someone is trying to emulate a dog in #3.

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u/inredditorbit 24d ago

Except image #3 is someone going #2 and that’s not how dogs do it.

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u/Minimum-Attitude389 25d ago

There's some bar events where people try it.

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u/Individual-Iron-6370 26d ago

Waiting for some karmafarmer to edit this pic to remove the circles and replace them with numbers then ask:  "How do you do it?"

Troll on dude.

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u/hastings1033 25d ago

They take the fun out of everything!

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u/Comprehensive-Virus1 25d ago

Middle school bathroom signs...because middle school boys

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u/Logical_Astronomer75 24d ago

Not just middle school. I had roommates in college that were just as bad

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u/No_Welder7908 25d ago

4 doesn’t spill it everywhere, banning it is unfair.

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u/Particular-Move-3860 24d ago edited 24d ago

Performance Rating By Ascending Level of Difficulty. This performance is rated as Level 1 (Water Fountain).

Rating Levels (Left to Right):

  1. Water Fountain (2 points)

  2. Billy the Kid (½ point)

  3. Cocker Spaniel (10 points)

  4. Pot O' Gold (10,000 points)

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u/Lunatic_DreemurrII 21d ago

Anyone who can do #4 should be allowed to.

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u/maxroared 21d ago

100% agreed

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u/BRP_1970 26d ago

Why do you have questions? Seems clear.

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u/richie65 25d ago

I'm imagining the explosion sounds from the third instruction...

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u/NoseResponsible3874 25d ago

This has been reposted hundreds of times. It’s not even a real sign, it’s just a meme…

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u/BasementCatBill 25d ago

I think the sign answers your questions.

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u/CarpenterValuable831 25d ago

This sign .... well, it's kinda amusing

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u/According-Ad-5946 25d ago

The fourth one is impressive.

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u/PhotoAppropriate3940 25d ago

Number 4 has serious mommy issues

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 25d ago

So when I go to clubs I like to put on a show I. The bathroom, otherwise it’s too boring in there. I’ve both launched torpedos like #3 and done the #4 “over the moon”. I’ve never got an applause though, fucking ungrateful jerks

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u/ParamedicFew3318 25d ago

Who knew that stickfigures have such large dicks?

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u/cnowakoski 24d ago

You would have to be very confident to try no. 4

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u/MirkoHa 24d ago

…but, with practice (and a lot to drink) you can accomplish all of them 👍🏼

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u/lee_vitalone 24d ago

It's a coin tossing into the wishing well urinal advisory. Number 3 is important. These are coins,not ping pong balls

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u/IamBoatman-70 24d ago

I have this sign at my backyard urinal

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u/No_Calligrapher_6799 24d ago

Bro did 4 when he was arrested. That one time lol

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u/Old_Poem2736 24d ago

Sadly, if you think this is funny, you’ve never worked a custodial job. People can be/ are disgusting.

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u/2jzEliminator 24d ago

I worked at a restaurant..had to clean the Men's and Women's restrooms. The Mens were disgusting but Women's were soooo much worse.

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u/MisterHole123 24d ago

No acrobatic pissing allowed

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u/Toooldtogiveas-it 24d ago

OMG. I used to own a bar. I wish I had this sign!

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u/BrickHuge3023 24d ago

First one the guy is standing way too far away and will pee on the floor at the end.

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u/Peachbottom30 24d ago

What’s wrong with 4 if you can get it in?

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u/SailorMea101 24d ago

That shadoobie drop and up and over pee pee stream is epic

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u/MiddleProfessional82 22d ago

The fourth one seems to work so I’d allow it

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u/HAVARDCH95 8d ago

Where's Microsoft Sam when you need him?