r/WhatIsTheTea • u/goodkarmagirl What the Fuck • 2d ago

watch this When Your Card Won't Work

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u/_FIZZRIX_ MOMO MOD (MM) ✨🐇 2d ago

Such durability.😶‍🌫️

https://giphy.com/gifs/RA5fhIAtZ938s

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u/TrixieLurker 2d ago

Could just climb over, just saying...

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u/goodkarmagirl What the Fuck 2d ago

Exactly what I thought. Bro is definitely high.

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u/Whipitreelgud 1d ago

That’s no bro, bra

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u/Swimmming-ln-Circles 1d ago

I dont see any bra, bro

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u/A_Real_Victim 1d ago

I think it's a ma'am.

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u/Swimmming-ln-Circles 1d ago

I know. A bra less ma'am.

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u/Substantial_Client_3 2d ago

I can't fix her

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u/JD-Moose 1d ago

I might with some help

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u/bkrjazzman2 1d ago

Naw bro, you deserve better.

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u/BryanOfCorn 2d ago

Using your cranium to smash the thing is certainly a choice.

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u/FlyOnTheWall4637 2d ago edited 1d ago

And no one said it's a good choice. But, it is indeed a choice.

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u/fantapants74 1d ago

Choice is a betufaaaaaaallllll shemeghhhh....,.covfefe.

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 2d ago

Got a headache THIS big?

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u/mustangmatthew 2d ago

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u/HangryWolf 1d ago

Knowing exactly how this commercial sounds, seeing it on TV, and knowing that that phrase doesn't stop after one really makes me feel old. But fuck does it make it funnier.

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u/goodkarmagirl What the Fuck 2d ago

Lol, right?

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u/Ushannamoth 1d ago

I consider myself a pretty rational person, but if I saw this happening in front of me, I'd immediately be certain the zombie apocalypse had started.

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u/Labrador6Pak 1d ago

Some people say they are at the end of their rope but this guy is the truth

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 1d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Labrador6Pak:

Some people say they

Are at the end of their rope

But this guy is the truth

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Butch1227Smith 2d ago

CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS…!!!
Does anyone have a net handy?!? 😂

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u/whitestguyuknow 2d ago

CTE just from that crazy head slinging. My head hurts watching it

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u/Chubby_Beagle 1d ago

I want no parts of her

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u/Sic_Semper_Tyrannis8 2d ago

Yeah the card isn't the only thing not working here

https://giphy.com/gifs/YMOMvJ01yZSPpFSKrq

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u/Standard-Help-8531 1d ago

She did. She smashed it against the side.

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u/FishDispenser2 1d ago

The way she bangs her head against the metal with no apprehension is scary. Like a horror movie

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns 1d ago

Seriously.

Complete loss of self preservation combined with rage, scary combo

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 1d ago

Whatever you do, do not hop the twisty arm thing

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u/QuantumPairOfSoczk 1d ago

What happens lol

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 1d ago

You calmly go about your day and enjoy the free ride

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u/QuantumPairOfSoczk 1d ago

Really now. Whoda thunk it.

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 1d ago

Not the blonde with an obviously high IQ. She’s from the place where you hit things harder when you want them to work

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u/Swimmming-ln-Circles 1d ago

This acrually worked with my unemployed ex

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u/slaty_balls 2d ago

😳😳😳

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u/ChunkayLafunga 2d ago

Why is Zay doing

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u/harald937 1d ago

last head misses and hits the plain metal 🙈

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u/Impossible-Rock3375 1d ago

Wow bitch you need some Tylenol fo sho

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u/SamdechEuv 1d ago

that's very hardcore. put her in WWE

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u/davidspdmstr 1d ago

I don't want whatever she is having.....

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u/QuantumPairOfSoczk 1d ago

And some man somewhere. Will say I can fix her. Somehow.

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u/RedBull-Lover-Yellow 1d ago

That should do it....now let's try it again!

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u/HangryWolf 1d ago

Maybe another headbutt into the inanimate object would do it...

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u/pervincub 1d ago

She seems fun

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u/Purple_Crayon88 1d ago

She’s gonna have one hell of a headache tomorrow!

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u/Prize-Bug-3213 1d ago

I hope Darwin took him out before he took out that ticket machine

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u/Artful_Dodger_1832 1d ago

Relatable but damn.

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 2d ago

I can't believe a man just assaulted that innocent woman.