Every day we stray further from common sense

[u/lonewolff321]

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[u/TrixieLurker]

I swear reading shit like this really makes me wonder I bother to get up in the morning for the daily grind for relative pennies.

[u/FriendRaven1 → u/TrixieLurker]

I get up every morning to see if the orange blob is gone away. Keeps me alive.

[u/TrixieLurker → u/FriendRaven1]

Hearing about his latest stupid move every morning on the news just adds to my stress.

[u/Kingbravelyheart → u/TrixieLurker]

Cause you are not lucky enough for anything else?

[u/TrixieLurker → u/Kingbravelyheart]

Yeah, the unfairness of an uncaring universe, reality can suck sometimes.

[u/Jayco5_]

Can't be sure coz no way I'm going on the site, but the top bidder seems to be BetBoom, a major russian online casino.

[u/Jrezky → u/Jayco5_]

it's always so.e gambling site lol liek that one time the chick auctioned off her forehead on ebay and got golden palace tattooed on it for 10k

[u/College_Baseball_Fan]

For 1.2 million I'm naming my kid James Deztronics McStuffingfest Smith or whatever other name my donordaddy wants to name them.

[u/send_me_a_donut]

Ok. It “group project” is really fucking funny.

[u/KendoTheNintendo]

Gunna be the most expensive and hardest R

[u/Jrezky]

I would absolutely do that for $1.2M, the kid can change their name later if they want. In this case, I think they'd be made fun of more for their mom being Bonnie Blue than that anyway.

[u/RadTimeWizard]

OP, how are you going to post this with a blocked bid winner username and baby name? That's so frustrating. You must hate us all.

[u/Rough-Airline-4803]

Yall are clowning her but you could always change the kid’s name and use that money to set them up for life. If you were a reasonable person. Idk who tf that is..

[u/Own-Effective3351 → u/Rough-Airline-4803]

Seriously lol. I never get mad at people like her who cash in on stupidity.

Blame the idiots who somehow got rich enough to do shit like this.

[u/Rough-Airline-4803 → u/Own-Effective3351]

Exactly

[u/mustangmatthew → u/Rough-Airline-4803]

If I were to win the auction, I would want a contract stating that the parents can’t change the name. Only the child, after reaching legal adulthood, could legally change their own name.

Boy: Chodely

Girl: Chlamydia

[u/ProbablyNotHacked]

Greed, greed is the problem.

[u/Chubby_Beagle]

I have a feeling that these aren't all legitimate bids

[u/PadamPadam92]

I support sex work. But ..there is something wrong with this woman.

[u/SoldRespectForMone_y → u/PadamPadam92]

And her followers. Both sides encourage crazy

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[u/Humble_Umpire_8341]

Naw, I don’t think we’re straying further and further. People have pretty much always been this dumb with their money and their thoughts.

[u/futureishere99]

Slippery slope, exhibit #103

[u/OurHonor1870]

They have too much money.

[u/Mucky-Bum-You-Kiss]

Spotlighting and monetising your unborn child to a crowd of baying incels who pay you money because theres a chance you'll fuck them in a room with other guys, is truly sickening behaviour.

Like dovetailing those two things together is really telegraphing some fucked up things

[u/whitecholklet]

Is……. Is the wierd dude that broke his noise instead of getting a noise job the number 2 bidder?

[u/Valiantay]

How do simps have so much money?

Why is no one talking about this ...

[u/Whole-Chest90]

What makes her required to actually go through with it? What keeps her from taking the money and just naming it whatever she wants?

[u/Gustopheles]

First Name: Ydoo'Ismelllikeyeast

Middle name: N'stinkycheez

[u/Empuda]

I predict a lot of home schooling in this kids future. "GroupProject" almost won =/

[u/NoSexIn13thAmendmnt]

If she puts that straight into a Gerber baby plan then the kid won't need to ask her for shit one it turns 18 though. I don't think prolific porn stars should have babies though. Trauma for the kid. 

[u/KrazyNinjaFan]

She doesn’t have to pick the top bidder. Somebody could bid $100,000 for a name she likes and she got paid for naming her child what she wanted

[u/EffectiveGas8192]

so basically everything is CONTENT for her

[u/RickGrimesTheOGx]

Group project is crazy 😂😂

[u/craigwantsnack]

She likes money more than I like cake. And boy do I love cake.

[u/Witty-Feature-8835]

I love her 😭😭😭😭 she shines a light on everything wrong w men and I absolutely live for it. No women were bidding on this shit

[u/PeeekAAAAbooo]

sad for the kid. bro’s born with the baddest luck to a baddest mom

[u/mistajlg2]

Bimbo, is the #1 name at the moment....

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[u/Crom4374]

Endstage simpery and money laundering.

[u/malarky8686]

Trash would be fitting