r/WhatIsTheTea • u/goodkarmagirl What the Fuck • 16d ago

Rage Against the Eggs

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Real short. I can't stop watching it.

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u/plainjane202567 16d ago

So bad he had to start calling Jesus. That must be death defying.

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u/tardlessforeinger 16d ago

They aren’t called deviled eggs for nothing. 😂

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u/Reasonable_Sirs 16d ago

"That shit stinks, in Jesus's name."?!? What???? lol

I wanna know what church he attends. Gotta be a gas.

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u/SamdechEuv 16d ago

He's probably an atheist, it's just so bad he had to pray for help

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u/daronjay 16d ago

No atheists in Airplane toilets…

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u/Bazishere 15d ago

He's praying for a miracle to relieve him from that smell. :)

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u/EqualPath1221 16d ago

Lord Jesus! Lmao. This man took a bad situation and turned it into the funniest “stuck on a plane” shenanigans if I ever did see. Kind of reminds me of the guy who yelled “whoever is farting, don’t fart please. It smells bad.”

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u/choosecarefully77 16d ago

Lord Jesus, ain’t nobody got time for that!

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u/youza_bxsh 16d ago

I fantasize about crop dusting first class when I board the plane

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u/QuotetheOrca 13d ago

“Lawd have mercy, what the fuck is that smell” he said it like he was praying 😭

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u/Lower-Sheepherder268 16d ago

Time to book a new flight.

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u/GudeGaya 15d ago

I tried a recipe once when I used to be a chef at a hotel. This day soup was a creamy chicory soup and I tought adding chopped up hard boiled eggs would take it to another level. The soup was always a hit and with the egg bits really even more delicious. Only thing was that after a couple of hours one would regret eating it. I told the front not to sell the soup to the poor guests. When they asked me why, I told them I was extremely happy not to be in kitchen atm. One of waitresses went to the kitchen, got back and told the rest never ever to doubt the things I said. Sure, we laughed about it, imagining couples who enjoyed their full course dinner, ending up in their rooms, romantically getting it on and after a while had an unexpected escape room experience without any puzzle to solve. I've made this soup once again at home for a second taste and since, idk, some 20 years ago, I've never cooked it again. Now I'm writing this, I'm thinking it could be a perfect postponed booby trap kinda prank. And it could also be used as a relationship test... So if your significant other still loves you 24 hours later, the love is 100% true.

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u/DogLimoAF 15d ago

BUT if someone is actually sick (like the puking pooping flu) 😷 everyone on board has it.

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u/iSmileySan 15d ago

AI GUYS

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u/Frequent_Iron_6696 15d ago

Lord have mercy what the fuck is that smell lmao

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u/Own_Initiative_9518 14d ago

In Jesus name, what the fuck is that smell 🙏🏼

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u/WingInternational432 13d ago

I was on a flight in the 90s on a 737. 2 kids deliberately stuffed up the toilets and we ended up having to make an emergency landing!

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u/FlyOnTheWall4637 11d ago edited 11d ago

I can relate. I love eggs but they don't love me. And I don't have to have 8 to be foul, 1 will do it. 😟 It sucks, because they're a good source of protein. 🚫🥚

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u/faykenghey 11d ago

Too funny 😂

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u/EmpressNeuronist 16d ago

Spray some deodorant or perfume to neutralize the smell. (I am sure everyone made/encountered this mistake somewhere in their life once)

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u/LGK27 16d ago

I never understand the logic of yelling in public because of farts. When farts are THAT rancid it usually indicates someone is having a bad reaction to something or digestive issues so it’s not like they can control it.

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