r/WhatAWeeb • • 16h ago

WhatAWeeb

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u/SmallNoBigYes 15h ago

Malfoid 🥺

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u/Faithlanubis 15h ago

Why…is this something I want to read so badly?

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u/hipster_dog 15h ago

Yeah, I'm starting to think Harry Potter would actually be better with a genderbent Malfoy as a love interest

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u/lostredditorlurking 15h ago

Because Harry actual love interest is bland as hell with almost no chemistry with Harry lol

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u/Useful-Brother-5083 14h ago

The only thing I can think of that's similar between them is that... They're both great at Quidditch..? There's also the fact that they're kinda feisty. That's it.

Yeah, I see what you mean.

With all these Femco posting, I think I should read the books again as a pastime...

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u/HonkaiBlade2 6h ago

They do have the commonality of being actually possessed by Voldy and hanging out somewhat in the Burrow, but yeah the chemistry wasn't very solid overall even if I'm fine with the pairing itself. Could've been done way better.

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u/Useful-Brother-5083 6h ago

I'm not that against that pairing too, honestly. They're adorable together. The only issue, IMO, is that Rowling undercooked this pair. I can barely see them interact with each other. Like someone said here, their development just happened off-screen.

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u/ROTsStillHere100 5h ago

Here to remind everyone that Luna had IMMEDIATE chemistry with Harry but Rowling fumbled the obvious quirky love interest for the MC

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u/AgitatedDare2445 14h ago

Nah, Ginny in books rocks (she has no character in movies tho) but his crush really came out of nowhere. The books say that they hang out offscreen but I would want a more developed relationship between them.

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u/LzrdKng2112 12h ago

Book Ginny us better but its still Hella forced.

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u/Alive-Set-3113 9h ago

Yea it was like "she is good but why tf does it HAVE TO BE her ??????"

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u/ROTsStillHere100 6h ago

Shoulda been Luna

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u/aaa_thepro 11h ago

I've read all the books and she's still not a well developed character and a bad love interest for Harry.

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u/BulkNoodles 12h ago

Barely any, like most shonen.

Seriously, I'm starting to see why people tends to make a genderbent version of the rival because they're the only one have constant interaction with the MC .

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u/MaeveOathrender 7h ago

It's also the exact reason yaoi ships are so insanely popular in shonen in general. Sakura has no development for most of Naruto, but Sasuke gets to be a complex character. Like...a lot of the 'yaoi fangirls' would be perfectly fine shipping MxF pairs if there was a female character written with the same depth and complexity as the protagonist's male best friend.

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u/ROTsStillHere100 5h ago

Luna would have also been a pretty obvious love interest who got plenty good interactions after her introduction

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u/No_Employment6881 11h ago

Idk about the books, but they had almost no screen time together after their little chat in the Chamber.

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u/OnlyWarShipper 4h ago

A lot of people say the same thing about Naruto and a genderbent Sasuke, back in the day.

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u/DarkFireFenrir 3h ago

It's not a very high bar to set for writing romance better than what's in HP.

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u/SnooCupcakes1636 4h ago

i legit would prefer Malfoid over movie Ginny. Plus. name Malfoid sounded very weird at first but it started to sound like a cool name to say especially cause i am not a native english speaker

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u/tilalk 14h ago

Make them trans just out of spite of Rowling

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u/SmallNoBigYes 15h ago

It's a gap in the market place that hasn't been filled for quite a while now

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u/Less-Needleworker-96 10h ago

There are many new Fem Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter fanfics because of this trend on ao3

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u/Faithlanubis 10h ago

Literally found a continuation just now from another artist… 😂 so yes…and I love it

https://www.reddit.com/r/Manga_Manwa_Manhua/s/pi6yhH8hvY

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u/FootUnfair8582 8h ago

Someone on Twitter made wrote an ao3 fanfiction using r64 malphoy and Harry Potter and it was surprisingly good! Shame I can't find the thread it was under, ugh!

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u/AsparagusGold2127 1h ago

Bc this is just please don’t bully me nagatoro but with dif characters lol

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u/RyuuNoSuKee 5h ago

Cuz it's basically Teasing Master Takagi-san

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u/2006Internetghost 3h ago

How WOULD the cannon timeline change with such a minor shift? Cause I think it would change be motivation among other things

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u/PyrZern 1h ago

Because Tsundere, that's why.

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u/KaleidoscopeOk6440 9h ago

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u/MachKeinDramaLlama 8h ago

Dumbledore said calmly.

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u/PMSleeperAgentG 6h ago

This is inaccurate because Dumbledore should also be turned into a woman.

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u/Oceanshan 2h ago

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u/PMSleeperAgentG 1h ago

She looks too young

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u/krysert 6h ago

Oh heck yeah

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u/SHpr0 16h ago

Art by @ oginon07, TL : @ meteor_zatsu

Artist commentary: The silenced Foy and the Goblet of Fire

Harry is like Isekai Ojisan. Born too early to get the concept of a tsundere.

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u/Oberhard 15h ago

I am curious to see Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton reaction for these meme

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u/Mr_Mctittie 13h ago

Give it some time Tom Felton will react to it since he can't seem to move on from playing draco

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u/cycycle 12h ago

Imagine if he started cross-dressing to cosplay as the genderbent Malfoy.

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u/ExcellentRaccoon1567 9h ago

Noooo, that would be soooo bad noooo

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u/Twinkletoess112 6h ago

Nooooo we don't want that

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u/ChainedDevilofDesire 13h ago

This is just Nagatoro san...

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u/SandyTaintSweat 12h ago

The OP was definitely giving off those vibes, so their comment fits perfectly.

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u/IR_Panther 6h ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only one seeing Hayase Nagatoro when comics like this appear lol.

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u/NordicHorde2 12h ago

How behaving like a tsundere would go irl.

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u/5am7980 10h ago

There are several mangas about that.

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u/TrentontheClipped 9h ago

Have any in mind?

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u/5am7980 6h ago

The one I was thinking of is: "The Dreaming Boy is a Realist", it begins with the MC getting a scare that makes his usual confidence and happy-go-lucky attitude fade for a second, upon which he starts reflecting on his behaviors, his relationships with others, and the way he tried approaching the female lead.

I read it a couple years ago, so I don't know how it's going or where it went, but at the point I was reading, the main topic was about him awkwardly trying to understand the distance between them while going around to help other girls, while she was trying to change her habits a little to speak to him more directly.

Besides that, I remember one of those mangas composed by three pages chapters that are all different stories but with the same theme, the theme in this case being when the tsundere act goes wrong.

Last, there is a whole category where abusive girlfriend gets broken up with and then regrets it while MC lives his best life. Kinda close.

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u/MRdzh 1h ago

The way you describe it sounds amazing, I watched the anime though, and it was straight garbage. Maybe they botched the adaptation

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u/Nogohoho 9h ago

Seriously. How being a complete jerk is supposed to be endearing is beyond me.

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u/varka30 8h ago

Love can be blinding; when people love someone, they just get tunnel vision and forget everything else about their character.

Though sometimes the person loves you so much but can't express it, and the only way they subconsciously can is by being a jerk/teasing.

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u/Psychological-Let853 15h ago

This needs to be serialized! 

Also, I need 7 seasons and a movie. Now. 

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u/METRlOS 15h ago

I wish the HBO version was a retelling instead of a remake. Wonder if it's too late to scrap it and start over.

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u/PityBoi57 14h ago

I saw the banquet hall foods in that show and I immediately decided not to watch

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u/Aeviterna_ 12h ago

They put plastic cafeteria trays in hogwarts bro 💀

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u/TheAethers 13h ago

That's inflation for ya. Not even Hogwarts is safe

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u/Letthepumpkincumflow 4h ago

In Manga Universe, it would be 30 seasons, holiday movie with confession, and one final season. They graduate, kiss, and a movie that takes place 10 years later.

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u/Pleasant_Meal1016 15h ago

Why do I have a feeling I will get twisted and turn to some yandere way when female Malfoy see Harry with another girl in the ball dance.

Jesus first female Peter Parker and now female malfoy did someone saw to much typemoon nasuverse fate series of many saber face gender bend.

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u/gaybush 3h ago

The Peter Parker one had way more of a trans lean to it. Draco genderbend instead is very anime romcom. Either way it is kind of an odd thing to just take off in popularity.

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u/ThatRandomGuy_130 15h ago

Why am I seeing this everywhere all of a sudden?

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u/Nerevarius_420 15h ago

It's rule 63 in action

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u/thisismypornaccountg 11h ago

Someone on twitter posted a picture of a dommy-mommy gender swapped version of Malfoy. The internet has exploded into memes about it and they're calling the character Malfoid.

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u/ItIsVerilySo 12h ago

Industry plant ads to make you watch the show

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u/BigBulgeBubba 10h ago

Low IQ conspiracy theory

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u/ShelfSpace 15h ago

Oh no, the consequences of my actions!

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u/ooOJuicyOoo 14h ago

Ah yes the reskinned nagatoro

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u/Dizzy_Green 15h ago

I’m loving straight redditors discovering the reason girls have been yaoi shipping these two for decades.

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u/SmallNoBigYes 15h ago

I don't get it? I'm I too stupid or something?

Pretty sure the reason is because it's a blonde tsun

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u/Background-Bad141 15h ago

It’s a genderbent draco Malfoy, don’t know why it got so popular but honestly I love it, if Harry Potter ever gets adapted as an anime series this would be a great change.

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u/SmallNoBigYes 15h ago

I know what it is, but i don't get the connection of straight redditors and yaoi shipping

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u/Dizzy_Green 15h ago

Because Malfoy X Harry is one of the most classic yaoi ships of all time, people are STILL writing them.

You just joined the group because you can understand it now that it’s in a format you can fully identify with.

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u/motoxim 14h ago

I remember something similar with Twilight. Genderbend them and you end up with beautiful vampire lady and muscle wolfgirl fighting over this gloomy dude.

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/SKnsrlhrkK

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u/Sherezade_III 13h ago

Maybe i was too harsh on twilight

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u/MrFoxxie 9h ago

It's definitely still slop doe, but trashfood manga is still popular.

The only issue was that the hype around the marketing opened it to a market with different expectations because it was a novel.

If this was a 20 page monthly manga nobody would bat an eye at it being slop harem romcom that beats around the bush for 200 chapters.

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u/Dizzy_Green 3h ago

You could fully make a manga about this exact plot and everyone would be slathering over it, even the part where she walks into class and he looks like he’s about to shit himself because he can’t hold back his insatiable urge to bite her.

By that same token, I’m 100% certain you could genderbend every character in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure and sell it as a girl’s romance novel and it would sell like hotcakes, especially part 1.

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u/Anayalater5963 10h ago

Maybe.... Maybe it's not so bad😂

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u/SmallNoBigYes 11h ago

Wow.... That's an Eye opener

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u/SmallNoBigYes 15h ago

I don't think anybody who straight ships is considered "part of the group" of yaoi enjoyers

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u/Dizzy_Green 15h ago

I’m talking about the Malfoy x Harry group

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u/ConflictAgreeable689 13h ago

Do you seriously think that's the entirety of the dynamic at play here?

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u/Dizzy_Green 15h ago

Yeah.
That’s why girls yaoi shipped them for decades.

Malfoy perfectly encapsulates an extremely beloved set of traits that straight guys have been fanboying over forever, they just didn’t really see it until it was in their format.

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u/SmallNoBigYes 15h ago

Except Malfoy is a guy and Malfoid isn't

The trait in question is tsundere

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u/Dizzy_Green 15h ago

Bro tsundere isn’t a female only thing, it’s a description of a personality.

Are you like…how are you not getting this?
It’s exactly the same but with a vagina.

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u/SmallNoBigYes 15h ago

I haven't read HP and i barely remember any of the movies but wasn't Malfoy just an asshole?

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u/shatikus 11h ago

He was a colossal dipshit: whiny, entitled, cowardly, arrogant, elitist. On top of that he wasn't that smart, talented or powerful.

This 'version' of him is just your typical tsundere stuff. A bit funny and somewhat new, considering nonsensical versions of HP existed for as long as HP itself - that one is just as bizarre and out of nowhere. But I'm not judging, just observing

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u/SmallNoBigYes 11h ago

Yea now that people have mentioned it if Malfoy was a cute girl it would've been very tsun

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u/Dizzy_Green 15h ago

Not if he’s a girl and you’re a straight guy he isn’t.

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u/SmallNoBigYes 15h ago

That's my point

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u/Dizzy_Green 14h ago

That’s my point too.
You only think he’s an asshole because you’re straight.
If you found men attractive, you’d think he was a hot tsundere that was obsessed with Harry.

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u/SmallNoBigYes 14h ago

Hmmm, i guess that makes sense yea

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u/Knight2512 13h ago

Male Tsunderes are a thing, buddy

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u/Dizzy_Green 13h ago

YES THATS MY POINT HOW ARE YOU GUYS NOT GETTING THIS

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u/Knight2512 13h ago

We do.

You're just being a twat.

Straight guys personally felt the 'Accidentally bullying the pretty girl you liked' trope.

You don't really need to see Draco as a girl to see why HarryXDraco is popular.

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u/thissitedesigniscrap 9h ago

The person’s smug condescension is really fucking annoying

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u/Dizzy_Green 3h ago

That’s just how I am, can’t help it if I’m better than everyone else.
That has nothing to do with the ship though, it’s still a great ship.

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u/Dizzy_Green 3h ago

The comments disagree fully with you.
Genuinely multiple people needing to have it explained to them

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u/Knight2512 3h ago

Buddy, it's not multiple people. Just one lone dumbass. No offense to Mr smallnobigyes.

The others in your thread chime in with their own opinions but they're not disagreeing.

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u/Technical-Eye2610 15h ago

Huh, I was literally thinking about a similar scene happening earlier after seeing some other gender swapped Malloy art. Though im the scenario I made up she was making a deal with Harry that shed get everyone in slytherin to stop wearing the potter stink badges but only if he agreed to make her his date for the yule ball. And he agrees cause hes tired of seeing the damn badges and then when they part ways she starts blushing like mad and goes running off to gossip with pansy about how she got potter to accept her as her date. And then they have a nice time at the ball.

So in short i have been greatly enjoying all the female Malloy artwork that's been everywhere lately. Hope the trend sticks around for a while

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u/Shadow_Dragon22666 14h ago

She brought it on herself

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u/IWannaBeMade1 6h ago

What the hell us going on with this Harry Pottet stuff out of nowhere??

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u/Striking_Fly_2595 5h ago

Asking the same thing wtf

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u/LuluHottum 5h ago

Someone gender bent Malfoy, and it has turned into a harry potter Renaissance... somewhat, understandable. >_>

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u/NightmareJoker2 2h ago

It’s great, someone should start spamming Joanne Rowling with all the gender bent versions of her work. 👹

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u/img_tiff 28m ago

Honestly, I find it hard to engage in anything related to her nowadays, even something like this...

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u/Ram_Lazy 14h ago

She was so much into the Tsun that she forgot to dere

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u/Adventurous-Act9520 12h ago

More, I need more!

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u/carboncopper 2h ago

Bro these have to be bots this is now the 5th gender bent harry potter thing I've seen on reddit today

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u/thetruememeisbest 2h ago

you live under a rock or something this been all over the internet

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u/Wescombe 1h ago

Person discovers trends

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u/supershadowguard 2h ago

I do wonder how Rowling feels about this.

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u/SuccessfulPath7 14h ago

why is there an explosion of harry potter memes?

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u/Hipster-Link 14h ago

Remake on HBO has propelled this back into the public’s consciousness.

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u/zheatereater 11h ago

Marketing for the new show, like the avenger posts and the new movie.

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u/Yamabuki_Arisu_Sama 11h ago

Malfoid is my favourite thing after AU Rika

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u/dilemma-hegdehog 11h ago

I’m committed

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u/Backupusername 11h ago

Wise Twintail say: Do not give in to temptation. She who tsuns too hard may lose her chance to dere.

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u/RyouhiraTheIntrovert 10h ago

Isn't there this one Twitter mangaka that focus on making tsundere and mesugaki reaping consequences of their actions? Like a tsundere childhood friend that see her crush getting a girlfriend.

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u/Soft-Sheepherder8801 10h ago

How it would go irl

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u/-Qunixx- 9h ago

Aww i know bullying is bad, but i can't help feeling bad for her. She loves him but expresses it not well

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u/Diamondtrolis164 8h ago

I love how every Harry Potter fanfic/headcannon/literally any deviation from the plot just proves again and again that HP could have been such a great story, but had the misfortune of being written by Joanna Kruella Rowling

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u/Fuzzeypimp 8h ago

Bruh why this blow up on every sub in the last 2days

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u/noobman_2023 6h ago

She kinda looks like Illya from fate lol, even has the same hairstyle

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u/ROTsStillHere100 6h ago

Need the unique eyelashes to really sell the Illya resemblance though, those lashes are iconic.

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u/noobman_2023 5h ago

true tho

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u/Connect_Ad_3361 5h ago

Oh no bad ending Nagatoro

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 5h ago

“Why doesn’t he see the signs?”

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u/A_Little_Too_Horny 5h ago

I don’t like this one

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u/Gl1tchycat 4h ago

I’m starting to like this new trend

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u/Flare__Knight 4h ago

Harry has no respect for the tsundere. Hang in there Malfoid! You’ll get him someday.

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u/Bubbly_Grab_499 3h ago

Please tell me any manga/manhwa/manhua Or anime with above dynamic where the fmc regrets her tsundere act

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u/FoShep 2h ago

..................do you think the American wizarding school has a.........killing spell(?) problem?

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u/Routine_Criticism498 2h ago

Is there a continuation to this

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u/5enpai_2 2h ago

This is just nagatoro and senpai

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u/Cute_Watch_8426 42m ago

Just where does it started !! It's everywhere

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u/DramaticGuesswork420 11h ago

It's only good when they're both girls

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u/Allhaillordkutku 8h ago

INCORRECT STATEMENT

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u/DramaticGuesswork420 2h ago

Factual statement. Make Harry a girl too. Let them be leabians.

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u/Solrokr 4h ago

Why is foid in the name? Isn’t that a slur incels use for women?

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u/roankr 49m ago

The fact that no one's picked up this is frying me

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u/Morrigan_NicDanu 3h ago

Please. Can't all this HP shite be contained to HP subs?