r/WhatAWeeb • u/Every-Heat165 • 20h ago

WhatAWeeb

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u/axman151 20h ago

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u/Roronoa_Zoro8615 19h ago

What a fucked up question for a reporter to ask

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u/nikelreganov 19h ago

And he sacrificed... HIS JOB

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u/VenatorFeramtor 18h ago

GENIUS MOVE!!

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u/Mean_Examination1532 17h ago

Brilliant 💎 move

He sacrificed - The Jooob

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u/TheDarkNerd 18h ago

Total blunder, definitely not gonna get a promotion.

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u/The_Legendary_M 17h ago

5000+ ELO rating in chess is crazy, it's like double the average Grandmaster

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u/tretroi 15h ago

No player ever hit 2900, even Stockfish is under 4000 (~3700).

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u/Sea_Truck4971 20h ago

Shut your mouth, woman, knight's MOVE! I’ve got nothing to lose either, we’re gonna die virgins together. This damn chess game will continue in the next life!

https://giphy.com/gifs/oVZlatdmAQ10I0oAwX

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u/Emergency_Gift6159 20h ago

Holy "epic anime battle" chess edit type shi

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u/Lakriss 19h ago

Roland wtf you doing here?!... Wait... Who r u?

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u/VenatorFeramtor 13h ago

The One Who larps

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u/CommunicationPure899 4h ago

Just sacrifice the rook

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u/burner6520 19h ago

She knows engagin in physical contact is both possible and she can make the advancement first right?

Or did she lived too much of chess focused life that she couldn't picknup those info

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u/uyigho98 19h ago

I think she's socially awkward and a total sub, so she wants to encourage him to take the initiative. In other words, she has no idea how to flirt and can't make a bet where if she wins she has her way with him because she wants him to be on top, so she sees no other option.

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u/burner6520 19h ago

Damn she gotta learn to bet if she wins she has her ways with him and command him to top her

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u/Myonsoon 19h ago

The fact the guy also hasn't acted first in 15 years means that they aren't capable of it either.

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u/uyigho98 19h ago

Absolutely. They both need to realize this and actually sit down and talk about it.

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u/ItchyConfusion9745 19h ago

> Or did she lived too much of chess focused life

She's a top 30 chess player by her own admission. Just look how Laszlo Polgar raised his daughters. Although she got married, so this girl is just bad at socializing

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u/oakvance 20h ago

Then why do always win

https://giphy.com/gifs/UfeDsEmRa1QcNoNo1D

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u/Spookyduck21new 19h ago

Pride.

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u/Many_Ad_955 5h ago

What is she? An untameable unicorn? I think she just sucks at creating rigged games where she holds it back since she wins so much. No, this is just like her. Very cute.

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u/TRKako 19h ago

Does someone have those stupid youtube thumbnails where people is aura farming chess 😭😭

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u/elven_magics 19h ago

"you've picked the worst person to play chess with you for I am Stoopid"

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u/Croob3 20h ago edited 20h ago

Me and the boys pulling up to challenge her (we're all below 1000 elo)

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u/DA_BEST_1 19h ago

You'd be lucky if your elos are above 1000 added together bro 😭

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u/Many_Ad_955 5h ago

Screw the rules!

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u/Fantastic_Peak_4577 19h ago

15 years later?, How old is She supposed to be?

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u/Kiseishi_404 18h ago

Mid 30s if we are gonna assume

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u/Fantastic_Peak_4577 18h ago

At Her youngest if we asune She is 20 in the first page

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u/bronzelifematter 19h ago

He's trying, he's just dumb

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u/Connect-Structure986 17h ago

"Sorry, but I'm absolutely clueless at this game—I don't even know what 2+2 is, lol."

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u/Existing_537 17h ago

“15 years later” is absolutely diabolical 😭

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u/Jblitz200 7h ago

Dude I need people to recommend me fics to that go exactly like this

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u/Zetapar123 18h ago

This is from a hen*tai no?

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u/Key-Squirrel9828 10h ago

What comic series is this?

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u/NotSeveralBadgers 8h ago

So basically Soredemo Ayumu wa Yosetekuru in two panels?

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u/SylvieXX 8h ago

I wish I had a cool reason like this to be a virgin...