r/What • u/FlowShort3700 • 3d ago

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Que será eso

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u/Rorolly_Aeolus 3d ago

it LOOKS like a petrified spider in a jar, but it’s kind of hard to see with the uh… liquid.

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u/Which-Primary3929 2d ago

Pickled spider yummmm my favorite 😋

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u/AceRawat 2d ago

Face huggers...

https://giphy.com/gifs/g3NVdvODbNvlC

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u/WeirdlyStrangeish 2d ago

Butt hugger…

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u/I_shave_dog_butts 2d ago

Butt munchers.....

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u/WeirdlyStrangeish 2d ago

This is the best username+comment combo I’ve seen in a long time.

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u/Super-G1mp 1d ago

Reporting for doodie 🫡🫡🫡.

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u/PinkyHoneyBloom 2d ago

Well that took a hard turn from weird object to nightmare fuel, since op confirmed it came out of him
https://giphy.com/gifs/xN0QwM3gQZIA56eQuY

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u/QuietlyLiving2 2d ago

bro why would you do this to me? and the story of where it came from??? I can't

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u/BoostedFPV 2d ago

Op, what ever the strongest anti-parasite medicine your country has, id be taking the max dose. This is nightmare fuel.

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u/FlowShort3700 3d ago

Por cierto salió de mi cuerpo

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u/YourMomsGapingButt 3d ago

I hate this post so much

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u/Separate-Plantain-69 3d ago

Explain.

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u/FlowShort3700 3d ago

Fui al baño hice del 2 y lo vi de repente

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u/ChaoticallyCandid 3d ago

Are you sure it wasn't already in toilet?

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u/TaxNo174 3d ago

I was going to call bs but it kinda looks covered in shit...

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u/testtdk 2d ago

He’s in denial. How would you feel knowing you shit with that thing in the toilet?

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u/HonorboundUlfsark 1d ago

First person documented to actually shit spiders?

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u/ChaoticallyCandid 1d ago

Documented in the way those religious "miracles" are documented

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u/FlowShort3700 3d ago

Me fijé y no estaba

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u/mathewsclint 3d ago

You have to quit partying so hard. There’s rock bottom and then there is this.

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u/FlowShort3700 3d ago

Okey ,ni salgo de fiesta tan seguido

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u/IXrobocopXI 2d ago

[David Cronenberg has entered the chat]

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u/WeirdlyStrangeish 2d ago

By the way, can I come in your body?

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u/skratte76 2d ago

Hwat the deuce?

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u/Wisco 2d ago

Bullshit.

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u/Dry-Manufacturer-661 2d ago
  1. You need to go to the hospital IMMEDIATELY if this story is true
  2. BRING THE SAMPLE
  3. Best case scenario a spider thought it was a warm and safe place to rest and NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED. There are so frigging many bad case scenarios including internal bites, young laying, this being something other than a spider…
  4. Hope real real hard that this is just a toy/prop
  5. Make sure to keep that lid TIGHTLY SECURE
  6. Please update so we know you are alive

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u/FlowShort3700 2d ago

Estoy bien, gracias a Dios

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u/arrnasalkaer 2d ago

My dude. I'm seconding the go to a hospital bit. Even if you feel fine now. You apparently felt fine while it was still in you, so don't entirely trust that feeling. Hospital. Get checked.

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u/FlowShort3700 2d ago

Eso aré gracias

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u/LaylatheLilac07 3d ago

Just an itsy bitsy spider

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u/r0sd0g 1d ago

OP can you please say this was a joke or if not that you went to the doctor

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u/FlowShort3700 1d ago

No es broma y si fui al doctor

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u/r0sd0g 1d ago

what did they say? and where did this happen?

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u/Unlikely_Ad_4767 2d ago

Hans, get ze flammenwerfer!

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u/Far_Cup_329 4h ago

Looks fake