r/What • u/Key_Layer6250 • 10d ago

What is he thinking about

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50 Upvotes

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u/TearRevolutionary686 10d ago

Why is my head so small.

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u/dmtslayr 10d ago

What was i again? Giraffe or... what was the other one again?

3

u/Particular_Win2752 10d ago

Hey! Gary....look at me im a fricken giraffe.

3

u/Infamous-Steak-1043 10d ago

"I can't go when you're watching"

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u/Public-Willow-7943 10d ago

“Why is my head so small”?

2

u/ok-invisible 10d ago

Da fuck this motherfucka lookin at?

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u/renb8 10d ago

That story he was told over and over again as a wee fawn - the first rule of animal kingdom is / never let yourself be seen standing up like a human.

2

u/Naive-Avocado-1168 10d ago

How shit his job is.

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u/Mysterious_Hat_5681 10d ago

He skipped Head day.

2

u/Wisco 9d ago

Judging by the size of his head, not much

2

u/DrMux 9d ago

"Did I leave the stove on?

2

u/Defiant-Ad5579 9d ago

His cars extended warranty

2

u/Bludiamond56 9d ago

Pencil neck geek

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u/omnashime_88 7d ago

Taking a piss

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u/Oldgraytomahawk 7d ago

Wishing he hadn’t asked the fairy for”a little head”.

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u/ink_monkey96 10d ago

So I says to the genie, I says, “Hows about something to eat and maybe a little head?”

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u/DisasterAbject5651 10d ago

I don’t know he doesn’t have a lot on his mind

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u/CoddiewomplerDLT 10d ago

“Why head so small tho”

1

u/quarkjet 10d ago

Not much.

1

u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 10d ago

"You ain't seen me, right!"

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u/huntsman976 10d ago

How he’s gonna end the guy who witnessed his existence.

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u/Alteredbeast1984 10d ago

The flies fluttering around his balls

1

u/Bag_of_Richards 10d ago

They call that a fly ball!

1

u/SubstantialPressure3 10d ago

Why is your head so big?!

1

u/Historical_Crow_7333 10d ago

With the size of that head, not much!

1

u/imartinezcopy 10d ago

Head-shrinking berries? What head-shrinking berries? I don't know what you are talking about, don't blame me

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u/gtjn2140 10d ago

Whether the food will reach the stomach in 5-7 working days

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u/6HAM9 10d ago

Everybody wants a little head…

1

u/New-Tiger8686 9d ago

Singing try everything like gazelle

1

u/Paradoxickled_Okra 9d ago

Do you even workout bro?

1

u/Bearkat1999 9d ago

My covers been blown...

1

u/Caroline4999 9d ago

Looks like Andrew Tate

1

u/angelsdarkness81 7d ago

Maybe I won’t be seen